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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Lancer: Welcome back, everyone. It's time for our second class. I hope you found my first class helpful, and survived a Loran Chalice easily. Now, it's time for another lesson. This time, I will be teaching you how to fight against every type of beast. Beasts are unpredictable, dangerous, ugly, smelly, and also dangerous. 

    Student 1: You already said "dangerous". 

    The Lancer: Do you want me to throw this Boom Hammer at you again? 

    Student: No, sir. 

    The Lancer: Then don't interrupt my class! 

    Student 1: Sorry, sir. 

    The Lancer: Anyways, I'm here to teach you how to fight beasts. There are a few different types that you need to be aware of. I have a lot of experience fighting beasts. I know how they all look, fight, smell, and taste. 

    Student …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Hit the Lights is the prologue to my twentieth fanfiction, "Wrath of the Bloody Crow". I was going to start "The Lord of the Shadows" instead of this, but I don't have very many ideas for that story yet, and I don't want it to be like "The Last Hunt" again. This story is going to be better than "Revenge of the Crow". There won't be anymore chapters like chapter 4 in that story. I do acknowledge that that was in my top 3 worst chapters. It didn't need to be made. I don't regret it, but that chapter wasn't necessary. This story is going to be much darker than any other story that I've made. I don't want to spoil anything, but this story does get dark around chapter 4. Antal and two friends of his do some very evil things. Maria goes through …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Welcome to another top ten list. This time, I'm going to be doing my top 10 best fanfiction villains. Plague made a list like this, and I wanted to one as well. I think that I'm pretty good at making villains. The only stories that I've made that didn't have any antagonists are "The Stage", "Crimson Day", "Return of the Lancer", "The Final Chapter", "Bloody Crow of Cainhurst", and "Sins of the Father". Defector Antal is not going to be on here, because he hasn't really done anything yet. He will do a good bit of evil shit in "Wrath of the Bloody Crow", though. Thomas and Filip from "The Fallen Lancer" are also not going to be included, because I don't really like that story, and they weren't very good villains. 


    Does anyone remember this gu…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Sins of the Father is the eighth and final chapter of my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". Overall, this story turned out okay. It's not my best, and not my worst. In this chapter, you get to witness what happens when a god/immortal is stabbed by a weapon forged with the Blood of Hades. This chapter is not as long as the previous two chapters. Actually, this chapter is pretty short and not very good. Regardless, I hope you like it.


    It had been 15 years since Harold left Thrace. Samantha and I were happy together once again. Elena still hated me, but I didn't care. Life was good.

    On the last day of my life, I went to Kolar's castle. He was unhappy with me. 

    Kolar: You are a disappointment, Strider. You've turned soft. Our father wou…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Gone Away is the seventh and penultimate chapter of my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". I'm going to try to get back on track with writing now, since I wasted an entire week last week. You'll see a lot of stuff that has already happened, but from a different point of view. I hope you like this chapter. 

    One thing that I have to mention is that I'm going to change one thing about Strider's character. Originally, I was going to make him do some very perverted things, but I decided against that. I'm shortening this story by two chapters. The ending of this chapter is pretty good if you ask me. 

    Strider meets a few people from previous stories in this chapter. This is my last chapter with Harold in it. He has a few lines, but not ver…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I already made a list about my top 10 favorite enemies in Bloodborne, and now I want to do the opposite of that. This is a list of my top 10 least favorite enemies. These are the enemies that make me unleash the wrath of the berserker in order to kill them faster so that I don't have to fight them anymore. The bottom 3 aren't horrible, but they are just here to take up the spots on my list. The top 7 are the ones that I hate. I'm not going to include pictures, because I'm lazy. Here we go.


    The Bound Widows are insanely annoying, especially the headless ones. I don't know why these enemies exist, and I would prefer if they didn't. The normals ones can be a massive pain in the ass if they gang up on you, which happens very often. The headless…


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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    First off, I'd like to apologize for the terrible wait you all had to go through. But I'm back for now, and so are my writings. Here's the next chapter.

    Eleanor and John walked amongst the New Hunters. They were surrounded by a group of soldiers and Huntsmen. At the lead was a man in a strange yellow attire. The group escorted them to the entrance of the Forbidden Woods. The man, who John said was named Henry said, "This is where we part company. Our exalted guests are to be left alone, unless they're seen wandering off task. Then Alexander has given you permission to kill them. But the rest of you are to stay in at least pairs. Don't underestimate these beasts." And with that, the group charged inot the Forbidden Woods loudly, seeking the …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Man of the Family is the sixth chapter of my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". I'm so sorry for the long delay on this. I had a very busy week at school last week, and made a few Elder Scrolls chapters. I wanted this to be the longest chapter on this wiki, but I'm not going to do that. Not yet, at least. This chapter is still going to be one of my longer chapters, but I don't think that it will be the longest on this wiki. I started this chapter on Friday, but my computer randomly shut down, and I lost all of my progress. Because of that, there is a very fitting song playing in this chapter. 

    Harold is born in this chapter, and you find out about the curse in his blood. It's pretty interesting. Strider and Samantha's house is…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Lancer: Hunters and Huntresses, please take a seat. Welcome to The Lancer's Bloodborne Academy. Today, we will have our first class. I am going to be teaching you how to survive a Loran Chalice Dungeon. First, is everybody comfortable? Does anyone have to go to the bathroom? No? Then let's get started, shall we? (Clears throat) Okay. I have 5 rules. Let's get started. 


    The Lancer: The Loran Chalice Dungeons are dangerous places. That means that you need to be prepared. (Angry voice) You need to know what your up against. You need to be prepared. And you need to bring the right weapons. If you don't, then you will mostly likely die a horrible death. So don't be a fucking idiot! (Normal voice) Sorry about that. Anyway, Loran is full of be…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Bloodborne

    My family and friends

    My family’s many dogs (one of which is blind)

    My horse (yes, I have a horse)

    Video games

    TV

    Writing fanfictions

    Reading good fanfictions

    Being the boss of something

    Girls

    Cheeseburgers

    French fries

    Pizza

    Ice cream (especially Mint Chocolate Chip)

    Hot dogs

    Nachos

    Steak

    Fish

    Chinese fried rice

    Skyrim

    Lady Maria

    Quiet from Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain

    Ass

    Avenged Sevenfold

    Metallica

    Disturbed

    Swearing (fuckedy fucker fuck)

    Shitting on “The Last Hunt”

    Booty

    The Hitman’s Bodyguard

    The Patriot

    Lonesome Dove

    Guardians of the Galaxy 2

    Sons of Anarchy

    Justified

    Adventure Time

    Smashing things

    Star Wars

    Harry Potter

    Gal Gadot

    Jennifer Garner

    Brador’s laugh

    Laurence/Cleric Beast’s scream

    Darkbeast Paarl’s shriek

    Saying “hoonter”

    Crushing Vermin

    Infinity Blad…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    17. The Redeemer

    16. The Fallen Lancer

    15. The Last Hunt

    14. Hail to the King

    13. Return of the Lancer

    12. Bloody Crow of Cainhurst

    11. The Legend of Harold Jenkins, the Nameless Lancer/Rise of the Nameless Lancer

    10. The Bleeding

    9. Revenge of the Crow

    8. Rise of the Reapers

    7. The Iron Lancers

    6. The Final Chapter

    5. Immortalized

    4. The Stage

    3. The God King

    2. Crimson Day

    1. Hail to the Queen

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  • CuteLunaMoon

    DISCLAIMER: These images and GIFs are found on 4chan and youtube and are not mine.

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Altair’s Knight Set is a custom attire set created by The Nameless Lancer. This set will be worn by Altair in a future story. This set is not as cool as Altair’s main set, but it’s still really cool. I’ve never put this much thought into an attire set before. You’d acquire this set from a questline that I will make a post about in the future. This is the Vilebloodiest of all Vileblood attires.


    • Altair’s Knight Garb: The garb is extremely detailed, complex, and fucking beautiful. It looks extremely similar to the male version of the Knight’s Garb, with some key differences. The coat is dark green instead of blue. The interior of the coat. All of the fancy decorations on the edges of the main coat are black instead of silver. Instead of the red…

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  • CuteLunaMoon

    https://www.livescience.com/61504-chronic-wasting-disease-spread-humans.html

    This article really makes me concern. Although I was once a moderator on a zombie survivor blog and a zombie fanatic, I don't really want this to happen in real life.

    So guys, please cook your meat carefully. The best way to kill off germs is cooking (IDK if prions can be killed the same way).



    https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Illness-Known-As-Zombie-Deer-Disease-Reported-In-22-States-471531374.html

    The disease is reported in 22 states, so please be careful when eating wildlife. Currently, there is no case in human beings. But scientists say it's just the matter of time. 

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Nameless Lancer’s Set is a custom attire set created by The Nameless Lancer. Of the 5 or so attires that I’ve created so far, this is the one that I would probably wear, hence why I chose the name. I think that this set is pretty cool. You would get this set at the end of a quest given by yours truly.


    • Mask of Agony: The headgear is very basic. It’s a simple black knight-like helmet. There is also a red hood that connects to the cape of the chest attire.
    • The Forsaken’s Cloak: The chest attire consists of a black sweater, a brown leather vest, a metal vest, a red satchel, and a black leather belt with a lot of poison knives stored on it. There is also a red cape that looks like the Hunter’s King’s Fall cape in Destiny: The Taken King. I for…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Strider and Samantha is the fifth chapter of my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". This is the point where the story starts to actually get good. Just by reading the title, you probably already know what this chapter is. I hope you like it.

    Strider is very different than Harold in this chapter. Harold likes taking relationships slow. Strider is almost the exact opposite. You'll see what I mean.


    For 10 years, the kingdom of Thrace continued to grow and prosper. The kingdom was very wealthy, powerful, and orderly. Several other settlements were built throughout the land, and the population increased drastically. The military became much more civilized, and I crafted powerful armor and weapons for our soldiers. Order flowed throughout…


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  • VicVague

    Bye

    March 29, 2018 by VicVague

    See you people later...


    I am abondoning Yharnam for Hope County (Far Cry 5)




    April 17... update

    I poked my head back into Yharnam the other day and a snatcher kicked my head in. 

    I'm not in Hope County.... I'm in Oros (Far Cry Primal) and I love it a lot... the point is I cant keep my word to myself...




    May 1st

    Yeah I'm back and better than ever!

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  • VicVague

    Another Weird Dream

    March 28, 2018 by VicVague

    Last night (today is 3/28) I drept that Siegward from DS3 and I went to fight Yhorm the Giant, so when th cutscene plays, before Siegward speaks his lines, a cleric beast with large tusks potruding from his back roars at Yhorm and Siegward comes forward and speaks his lines in japanese or something.

    Also I was in a shitty mall where I was attacked by an old couple, I my #1 choice of offence is to shoot him once with a nerf gun...

    He gets hit by the dart and gets legitimatly offended because upon impact, the collar of his shirt gets separated from the rest of the cloth. So i ruined his shirt. and im like "Oh, dude. Sorry about that." and he's like "Oh, its ok I suppose."

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  • VicVague

    10. LIL PUMP in Lie Detector by 24hrs

    LIL PUMP offered his signature lyrics such as; "Fuck yo bitch, told her bye-bye-bye. Smash her main hole, nut in her eye-eye-eye." This is typical LIL PUMP lyrics but he had a crisp flow non the less. 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjbiQHCbr4M



    9. LIL UZI VERT in wokeuplikethis* by Playboi Carti

    if you are ever mildy familiar with hip/hop then you should know that this song is fucking legendary. LILUZI and Carti are huge friends and have collabed on a number of occasions, but this is one of the greatest performances. I would seriously recommend this song to everyone, even if you hate rap. This song rocks hard.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REmZhFKmOmo



    8. Quavo in Rap Saved Me by 21 Savage and Offset

    With M…





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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Kingdom of Hell is the fourth chapter of my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". Another amazing chapter title. This chapter is mainly exposition. Regardless, I hope you like it. This chapter is definitely better than the previous chapter. I'm really running out of ideas for these earlier chapters of the story. The later part of the story is already fully planned out, but not the first half. 

    Remember that Thrace looks like Windhelm in Skryim. 


    Kolar and I started building our mighty kingdom. We found a great spot near a river to build our city, which we would name "Thrace", the same name as the land. If we were mere mortals, it would have taken ages to build the city. However, Kolar had the power to create things out of thin air, an…


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  • VicVague

    Update

    March 27, 2018 by VicVague

    This has been a GREAT day.

    I broke my ass

    Far Cry 5 got released

    People hate me, but I will start hanging out with my real friends more. 



    My ass is not having a good day.

    After lunch, I was play wrestling with a friend of mine, who finsihed me off by picking me up and body slamming me into the hard as fuck floor, where I fractured (Not broke) my ischium. It hurts like a bitch to sit and I refuse to use a cushion, nobody will make me. I wont use crutches because they are a pain in the ass (get it) to keep track of.



    Plague has a target placed on my ass because I was being kindof a cunt. 

    Because of this, I am going to relax, but also; I have to be a lil pussy. So if I ever hurt you then now is the time to strike, because I am forbidden to relatiate…





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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The War of Thrace is the third chapter of my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". Sorry for the long delay. I've been running out of ideas for this chapter, but I've thought of something. It's going to be similar to "This War is Ours" from "Rise of the Nameless Lancer", except this chapter is not going to be bad. I like to pretend that that older chapter never existed. I hope you like this chapter. 

    This chapter is pretty much the entire war between the Thracians and the Gunslingers. It all lasts for 1 battle. Yeah, this chapter is not great. I really don't want to write another chapter like this, but I have to. This is going to be the last chapter that I will make that is like this. Hopefully. 


    After gaining the support of Numoc and…


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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    Intervention

    March 27, 2018 by Doctor-Plague5113

    So, I come back temporarily, just to see what everyone's been doing. BUT GUESS WHAT I FIND? I find quite a few comments that should never have been made, nor will they ever be made again. This wiki is supposed to be the united one. If we all fight amongst each other, we're no better than the DS wiki. And if we don't all cooperate, then we'll be as dead as the Demon's Souls Wiki. I know what some of you might be saying or thinking, "Doc, you wouldn't care about this if Zach didn't drag you unfairly into this." And if I was some random user, that would probably be true. But I'm a Moderator, and I have a job. And by God I'm going to do it, and I'm going to do it right.

    I don't know if this "war" is over, but it is now. And nothing like it bett…

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  • VicVague

    I will finish off the arguement between Lancer and I with this final blog. He recommended not doing it on a blog but the comment i would initially leave on the page would be a mile long.




    I did not directly point any fingers. I didn't give any names. Unless you like to snoop in other people's messages, then other people won't know who I am referring to. I would have given names if I wanted to directly point fingers. I did point fingers, but not directly. 

    I'm not snooping in anyones messages. i know who you are refering to because I make connections between the obvious. All and all, Lancer was right in this point.




    Zacky, you said that you've read my second story. Your second story shares a lot of similarities with that story. Both stories have…







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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Whenever I comment on someone else's fanfictions, I'm always completely honest. If I don't like it, I say that I didn't like it. VicVague's fanfictions are not great, so I told him that. That was the biggest mistake of my life on this wiki. I unintentionally started a war with him. I never asked for this. I told him that his story was bad, which he admitted to, so I was expecting him to be greatful that I didn't lie to him. Instead, he got pissed off at me. He made a post responding to a lot of the comments that I left on different things, and that pushed me over the fucking line. He also made a post about my fanfiction character, Altair, facing off against some random dude that I've never heard of before. It was very obvious that Zacky st…

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  • VicVague

    I asked The Nameless Lancer to make a response to my insults toward him and his fasnfiction charcter Altair, if you are still depriving yourself of the blog post then you should go to it on my page.

    If Lancer continues to insult my really horrible fanfictions then I might not have to respond. Lancer in the past has a rep for always coming back at me when Altair's "honor" is questioned, so he kinda locked into response.

    I expect Lancer and CeriumEcsatic to come at me with full force and maybe even CuteLunaMoon, so this will be quite a time. I expect to take a huge L so I wanna say in advance that I make no excuses.

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  • VicVague

    I miss typed the title.



    The Bloodborne Wiki used to be a really good community where everyone got along and edits were made by multiple users everyday.

    The Bloodborne Wiki is still a really good community where people kinda get along but edits are at a low. Why, because there arn't any edits to be made. Everything has been connected and all pages are swimming in information. The frontier is no longer editing, but now it has become discussion posts and blogs. I don't speak for everyone but I think we all know that the Bloodborne Wiki is barely haging onto live via lifesupport and I am going to treat it like my grandmother and pull the plug. 

    When the "Shadows Die Twice" IP Wiki comes out, I will make sure to be among the first on it to become …



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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Journal of viscount Frederick IV Albert Von Mauve.

    Walking amidst the foggy alleys of the Western Wards, some time we stop to avoid a hunting party, some time, a wandering scourge beast. Half an hour has passed and the girls, visibly soaked in sweat, and have gotten much tired. 
    " We'are almost there" I whisper. " I think we could take shelter at Hunter's Stop.
    Lady Luck has been smiling upon us as we crossed the town square without any trouble, save for the rancid stench came from the burning corpses. And I even find a hunting rifle on the corpse heap of a group of huntsmen. Soon, we are at Hunter's Stop front door, and I give it three long knocks.
    " Good hunting, mate. We're all fine in here. Nobody's sick, not even a sniff of a cold. Don't …


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  • VicVague

    If I did this in audio, I could get my point across and it would be less effort, but sadly, the Bloodborne Wiki just isn't ready for that high insight such as my vocal chords.

    I am going to name people because I'm not a passive aggressive and I will set this straight once and for all.


    The Nameless Lancer writes: "I don’t like pointing fingers." He says this after he points fingers. This means he is a passive aggressive which isn't a good look.


    Pirandolare writes: "I should read more fanfic on here. I'm probably missing something interesting"

    Are you missing something? Yes. Is it interesting? No. They are kindof a waste of time, lets be honest. I'm not saying that because I am salty about my stories sucking, but I don't finsih fanfictions with …



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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I have a lot of fanfiction ideas, but I don't know if I should do all of them. Now that Harold's story is over, Altair's story is going to be the main story that I focus on, but I also want to do some other stuff. Currently, I'm doing "Sins of the Father", then I'm going to do the remastered version of "Hail to the King", then the fourth part of Altair's story, "Wrath of the Bloody Crow". Altair is going to have a lot of stories. Probably much more than Harold's 12 stories. That will be my main focus, but I have a few side projects in mind. I want to go over those now, and would like to hear what you think about them. I have so many side projects in mind that I might have to cut some of them. Let's get started: 

    Before I begin, I want to ap…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Oh yeah. I was supposed to be doing this, wasn't I? 

    Blood of the Gods is the second chapter of my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". Sorry about the delay. Two days ago, the power went out in my neighborhood, a few neighboring neighborhoods, as well as my school. The school's wifi wasn't working yesterday, so I had to use my hotspot from my cell phones. Today, the internet is back on, so I can put make this chapter. In this chapter, Strider and Kolar meet two people who you should know. If you don't know who they are, then you have a bad memory. Well, one of them didn't talk that much in "Rise of the Reapers", but the other one is the primary antagonist of that story. Let's get started. 

    This whole war between the Thracians and Gu…

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  • CuteLunaMoon
    is a custom armor set worn by me, if I am ever transported to Yharnam ( Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Please! Please send me there). I focus mostly on realistic level of the set as well as the protection it would provide me.

    This set is designed not only for men but also for vampire.


    • Kettle Hat: It's a surface-hardened Steel Kettle Hat to protect my head from attacks. The wide brim give good protection against blows from above, such as from cavalry swords, and is very useful in siege warfare as the wide brim would protect the wearer from projectiles shot or dropped from above.  This also include a moveable steel Gorget, which is a piece of plate armour designed to protect the neck. Of course, a wound to the neck would be the last thing I ever need…

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  • VicVague

    When I finished all of my fanfics, they were not taken very well. What I mean is, they didn’t do too well.

    Each of my fan fictions have an ultimate function and as a whole

    Shadows Die Twice

    This was made to show that I could only consistently write out shorter storylines, I feel the grind in having to continue a story.



    Victor the Vileblood Slayer 


    My lack of creativity and how I am nigh incapable of not basing a story off of something else



    First fan fiction

    How fun it is to say fuck it, and just write about torment and pain. No creativity and effort was put into it, none at all. It’s a soulless vessel.

    The whole function I can’t write like you guys, don’t ask me to. When Pale originally asked me to consider it, I decided to not only waste my time…






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  • The Nameless Lancer

    There are a lot of attire sets in Bloodborne. They all have their pros and cons that make them unique. Everybody wears attire, with the exception of the Queen Killer, the Beast Claw-wielding Yahar'gul Hunter, and the Beast's Embrace Hunter in the Hunter's Nightmare. My favorite attire to wear is the Cainhurst Helmet, Crowfeather Garb, Gascoigne's Gloves, and Charred Hunter Trousers. I want to rank every attire set from ugliest to beautifulest. This is entirely subjective. You are definitely going to have a different opinion than me. I'm not going to include pictures, because that would take too much time. Let's get started. 

    For gendered attire, there will be different rankings for some of them. 


    Fucking disgusting. This set is so ugly. What…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    "The Story of Harold Jenkins" was my first fanfiction series. It is very good. Now that it's over, I want to do a quiz about it. This is a very long quiz. It's not going to be easy. I'm also not going to give you the correct answers until tomorrow. Some of the questions are really easy, and some are really difficult. In the comments, I want you to put the number of the question, and the answer choice that you think is correct. I hope you are ready. Please don't cheat. Here you go: 

    1. What was the first word of my fanfictions? 

    A. The 

    B. My 

    C. This 



    2. Who is the first person that Harold met in Yharnam? 

    A. Kade 

    B. Henriett 

    C. Lydia 

    D. Zachary 



    3. Who does Harold sound like? 

    A. Tommy Flanagan 

    B. Norman Reedus 

    C. Sean Bean 



    4. Who sent the 4 ban…






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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Brothers in Blood is the first chapter of my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". This chapter mainly introduces some of the characters, the overall goal of the first half of the story, and a bunch of other cool stuff. Enjoy. 


    The Blood of Hades flows through my veins. I'm one of the only three sons of Hades. My older brothers, Kolar and Gregory, are the only other sons of him. We are all more powerful than any mortal. Despite being the youngest, I was the first to learn how to control my powers. Kolar gained control not long after I did. Gregory never learned. He was lazy, and never trained, which greatly disappointed our father. Gregory was even disowned, and stripped of his god-like strength. Kolar and I remained loyal to our fat…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Rise of Strider is the prologue to my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". This story is about Strider Jenkins and the Ice Reapers. This story is going to be very unique. You find out a lot of stuff about the Blood of Hades, Harold's cursed blood, and many other things. I hope you like this story. 

    I actually have a lot of stuff to say before the chapter starts. I have to make known that you are not supposed to like Strider. He is a terrible person. He's loyal to no one but himself, he is abusive, destructive, and perverted. I wanted to say that Strider is more of a "cheating bastard" (that's never going away) than Harold, but then Harold cheated on Henriett with thousands of women everyday for almost 26 years. I want to say that…

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  • VicVague

    Not yet though!

    Tomorrow...

    Editor on my phone is being a flaming faggot, so this is going to be a real thorn up my asshole

    Or check my Insta

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Warning: I say somethings about myself that are very weird. Please, don't dislike me after reading this.

    Altair is one of my fanfiction protagonists, and one of the two that is the protagonist of an entire fanfiction series, the other being Harold. Harold, however, is dead now, but Altair still has a lot of life left. He has three stories so far: “Bloody Crow of Cainhurst”, “The God King”, and “Revenge of the Crow”. He is going to have many more stories. Reception for the character has been very negative. Compared to Harold, who everybody likes, people don't really like Altair. He is based off of my favorite character in the game, but I do try to make him different enough to stand out as a character in a story, but still represent the chara…

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  • VicVague

    Weird Dream

    March 16, 2018 by VicVague

    Last night, I had the weirdest dream when my Algebra teacher convinced me to see his friend who runs a tattoo parlor, so I go and next thing I know I have the sickest arm tattoos. They cover both of my arms from shoulders to fingers. Then there was two milfs checking me out!



    good shit 

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Altair's Set is a custom attire set created by The Nameless Lancer. This is the set of attire that is given to Altair by the School of Mensis in chapter 7 of “Revenge of the Crow”, Unholy Confessions. It is very similar to what the Bloody Crow wears in game, but every piece is different in some way. The stats are also different. You would get this set from a boss fight against Altair that I have planned out. We'll get to that one another day. 


    • Altair's Helm: The helmet is a black reskin of the Cainhurst Helmet, with the addition of 2 eye holes, allowing Altair to see properly. There is also a red plume on the back of the helmet, instead of the white plume that the normal Cainhurst Helmet has. 
    • Altair's Garb: The garb is almost identical to t…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Page 1:

    My name is Harold Vladamir Jenkins. I'm going to be writing this diary to document my life, discoveries, and some other stuff that I never want to forget. I've never been very good at writing, so this might not be perfect, but that's okay. As long as it is readable, it'll be fine. 

    I want to give this to someone who has a big library. Maybe that window-breaking pyscopath Van Helsing. He has a big library. Hell. I've seen it myself. He could hold onto it for me. He might not be easy to convince, but I might be wrong. Cainhurst would be a safe place for this diary. 

    There will be 10 pages in this book. Some will be related to ancient artifacts that I have discovered. Some will be about personal stuff that I want to write down. And maybe…

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  • VicVague

    Deadliest Warrior Episode 2: Atagi Takayuki vs Altair



    Altair

    Description:

    Altair is the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst, though modified. With this fact, it is obvious that Altair is an extremely fast, powerful and smart opponent who can devastate many warrior shown on Deadliest Warrior. 

    Weapons and Equipment:

    Chikage: A devastatingly effective blood sabre. 4 1/2 feet long. Chiseled iron.

    Repeating Pistol: Fires two bullets at once. Very deadly at long, mid and close range.

    Numbing Mist: Numbs the life essence of victims. 

    Old Hunter Bone: Allows user to dash about with extreme quickness.

    Armor:

    Cainhurst Helmet: Thin yet strong mask with two eye holes.

    Crowfeather garb: Offers no protection.

    Ebony Gauntlets: Thick steel gauntlets. Heavy, yet very thick and…



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  • VicVague

    Shadows Die Twice

    March 15, 2018 by VicVague

    Atagi Takayuki returned to his Daimyo's Monestary only to see half of it crumbled to the ground. He heard the sound of his Daimyo screaming as he was lifted out of the building by the monsterous skeletal yokai, Gashadokuro. The yokai held Atagi's lord and bit into his abdominals. Blood was gushing out of Gashadokuro's teeth and the lord was silenced...

    When Atagi Takayuki remembered how his lord had trained him, took care of him and prepared him for honorable battle, he shed a tear as he drew his Naginata. His seven foot long spear was sure to pierce the bones of the yokai. Atagi climbed the roof of the standing half and stood at the level of the tall monster. He immediatly thrusted the spear into the skeletons jaw and merely chipped it. Ga…

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  • VicVague

    Deadliest Warrior Episode 1: Van Helsing vs. Victor, the Vileblood Slayer



    Victor, The Vileblood Slayer


    Description:

    Victor is a specialist at hunting and murdering Vilebloods. He stands at 5 feet and 11 inches. He is physically strong as well as mentally and will never surrender.


    Weapons and equipment:

    Machete: 1 meter long, steel blade. 

    Sawed-off Blunderbuss: Has devastating power. Range quickly drops off, making it ineffective at medium and long range.

    One handed Hatchet: 1 1/2 feet long. Steel head. Throwable.

    Iron Shield: Circular shield. Half-inch thick. 1 1/2 feet long in all directions from center. Straps hold it to arm.


    Armor:

    Shoulder plates: 1/4 inch thick iron plates on shoulders. Flexable as a result of leather at base.

    Right breast plat…






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  • VicVague

    I did this in another post, but it didn't allow me to edit, which got me good and pissed, so redo. I'll get an Admin to delete the past one...



    When the wounded Vilebloods were finished off, my army headed up to Cathedral Ward, rallied up the last knights and generals and cut their throats, before throwing them off the great bridge into the abyss below.

    I sent my army back to Hemwick so they could destroy any renforcments coming from Cainhurst Castle.

    I went up to Upper Cathedral Ward and broke open the gate. I walked in and personally delievered the message of a successful hunt. I found many dead Choir members and Kin beings running about. They were forced into a space with their own pets and became prey.

    The Kin weren't my bounty, but they ha…



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  • VicVague

    Another Update

    March 14, 2018 by VicVague

    Fanfictions:

    I am planning a short short fanfiction in my speculation of Shadows Die Twice.

    What to expect:

    • Samurai (duh)
    • Daimyo
    • Plenty of Yokai
    • Nue (maybe)

    I hope it is recieved well and it will be released before March, 16.



    Waifu:

    Im not a big "waifu" guy, never have been.

    Hino Enma from Nioh tops Maria easily. yeah I said it.



    Deadliest Warrior spinoff:

    The first Deadliest Warrior will be Van Helsing vs. Victor the Vileblood Slayer.

    The second will be Altair vs. (unamed Shadows Die Twice Samurai)




    Editing:

    Many of the edits have already been made. what I mean is, the articles have been fixed up and polished nicely, but I will try never the less



    Content Moderator???:

    I asked ARASHIRYUU0 if I could become another Content Moderator like Luna and Lancer. I won'…










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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Afterlife is the epilogue to my eigtheenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". This is a very interesting epilogue. In this chapter, Harold goes to heaven, and is reunited with a lot of people who died before he did. I hope you like this chapter. 

    I do want to say that this is just how I personally picture heaven. In terms of the look of the place, I picture it like what I imagine heaven looked like in Diablo 3 before Diablo attacked it. The first person that Harold meets might make this entire depiction of heaven seem sacrilegious, but I don't care. 

    Chronologically, this is the last chapter with Harold. However, I will be making a story about Strider Jenkins and the Ice Reapers called "Sins of the Father" in the future, and Harold will be in …

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  • The Nameless Lancer


    Many statues of Harold were built all throughout Yharnam. Everyone made sure that he would never be forgotten, and that his legacy will never die. 


    I hope that I succeeded in making this emotional. If I didn't, then I will be mad at myself. R.I.P. Harold Jenkins. If this chapter made you cry, then you are a good person. Tell me what you think in the comments. The epilogue will be out tomorrow, then I'm going to make a bonus chapter that is pretty much the diary that Harold gave Van Helsing in chapter 3. 

    The music playing in this chapter is called "Demise of the Ritual" from Shadow of the Colossus. 

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