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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Whenever I comment on someone else's fanfictions, I'm always completely honest. If I don't like it, I say that I didn't like it. VicVague's fanfictions are not great, so I told him that. That was the biggest mistake of my life on this wiki. I unintentionally started a war with him. I never asked for this. I told him that his story was bad, which he admitted to, so I was expecting him to be greatful that I didn't lie to him. Instead, he got pissed off at me. He made a post responding to a lot of the comments that I left on different things, and that pushed me over the fucking line. He also made a post about my fanfiction character, Altair, facing off against some random dude that I've never heard of before. It was very obvious that Zacky st…

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  • VicVague

    I asked The Nameless Lancer to make a response to my insults toward him and his fasnfiction charcter Altair, if you are still depriving yourself of the blog post then you should go to it on my page.

    If Lancer continues to insult my really horrible fanfictions then I might not have to respond. Lancer in the past has a rep for always coming back at me when Altair's "honor" is questioned, so he kinda locked into response.

    I expect Lancer and CeriumEcsatic to come at me with full force and maybe even CuteLunaMoon, so this will be quite a time. I expect to take a huge L so I wanna say in advance that I make no excuses.

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  • VicVague

    I miss typed the title.



    The Bloodborne Wiki used to be a really good community where everyone got along and edits were made by multiple users everyday.

    The Bloodborne Wiki is still a really good community where people kinda get along but edits are at a low. Why, because there arn't any edits to be made. Everything has been connected and all pages are swimming in information. The frontier is no longer editing, but now it has become discussion posts and blogs. I don't speak for everyone but I think we all know that the Bloodborne Wiki is barely haging onto live via lifesupport and I am going to treat it like my grandmother and pull the plug. 

    When the "Shadows Die Twice" IP Wiki comes out, I will make sure to be among the first on it to become …



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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Journal of viscount Frederick IV Albert Von Mauve.

    Walking amidst the foggy alleys of the Western Wards, some time we stop to avoid a hunting party, some time, a wandering scourge beast. Half an hour has passed and the girls, visibly soaked in sweat, and have gotten much tired. 
    " We'are almost there" I whisper. " I think we could take shelter at Hunter's Stop.
    Lady Luck has been smiling upon us as we crossed the town square without any trouble, save for the rancid stench came from the burning corpses. And I even find a hunting rifle on the corpse heap of a group of huntsmen. Soon, we are at Hunter's Stop front door, and I give it three long knocks.
    " Good hunting, mate. We're all fine in here. Nobody's sick, not even a sniff of a cold. Don't …


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  • VicVague

    If I did this in audio, I could get my point across and it would be less effort, but sadly, the Bloodborne Wiki just isn't ready for that high insight such as my vocal chords.

    I am going to name people because I'm not a passive aggressive and I will set this straight once and for all.


    The Nameless Lancer writes: "I don’t like pointing fingers." He says this after he points fingers. This means he is a passive aggressive which isn't a good look.


    Pirandolare writes: "I should read more fanfic on here. I'm probably missing something interesting"

    Are you missing something? Yes. Is it interesting? No. They are kindof a waste of time, lets be honest. I'm not saying that because I am salty about my stories sucking, but I don't finsih fanfictions with …



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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I have a lot of fanfiction ideas, but I don't know if I should do all of them. Now that Harold's story is over, Altair's story is going to be the main story that I focus on, but I also want to do some other stuff. Currently, I'm doing "Sins of the Father", then I'm going to do the remastered version of "Hail to the King", then the fourth part of Altair's story, "Wrath of the Bloody Crow". Altair is going to have a lot of stories. Probably much more than Harold's 12 stories. That will be my main focus, but I have a few side projects in mind. I want to go over those now, and would like to hear what you think about them. I have so many side projects in mind that I might have to cut some of them. Let's get started: 

    Before I begin, I want to ap…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Oh yeah. I was supposed to be doing this, wasn't I? 

    Blood of the Gods is the second chapter of my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". Sorry about the delay. Two days ago, the power went out in my neighborhood, a few neighboring neighborhoods, as well as my school. The school's wifi wasn't working yesterday, so I had to use my hotspot from my cell phones. Today, the internet is back on, so I can put make this chapter. In this chapter, Strider and Kolar meet two people who you should know. If you don't know who they are, then you have a bad memory. Well, one of them didn't talk that much in "Rise of the Reapers", but the other one is the primary antagonist of that story. Let's get started. 

    This whole war between the Thracians and Gu…

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  • CuteLunaMoon
    is a custom armor set worn by me, if I am ever transported to Yharnam ( Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Please! Please send me there). I focus mostly on realistic level of the set as well as the protection it would provide me.

    This set is designed not only for men but also for vampire.


    • Kettle Hat: It's a surface-hardened Steel Kettle Hat to protect my head from attacks. The wide brim give good protection against blows from above, such as from cavalry swords, and is very useful in siege warfare as the wide brim would protect the wearer from projectiles shot or dropped from above.  This also include a moveable steel Gorget, which is a piece of plate armour designed to protect the neck. Of course, a wound to the neck would be the last thing I ever need…

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  • VicVague

    When I finished all of my fanfics, they were not taken very well. What I mean is, they didn’t do too well.

    Each of my fan fictions have an ultimate function and as a whole

    Shadows Die Twice

    This was made to show that I could only consistently write out shorter storylines, I feel the grind in having to continue a story.



    Victor the Vileblood Slayer 


    My lack of creativity and how I am nigh incapable of not basing a story off of something else



    First fan fiction

    How fun it is to say fuck it, and just write about torment and pain. No creativity and effort was put into it, none at all. It’s a soulless vessel.

    The whole function I can’t write like you guys, don’t ask me to. When Pale originally asked me to consider it, I decided to not only waste my time…






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  • The Nameless Lancer

    There are a lot of attire sets in Bloodborne. They all have their pros and cons that make them unique. Everybody wears attire, with the exception of the Queen Killer, the Beast Claw-wielding Yahar'gul Hunter, and the Beast's Embrace Hunter in the Hunter's Nightmare. My favorite attire to wear is the Cainhurst Helmet, Crowfeather Garb, Gascoigne's Gloves, and Charred Hunter Trousers. I want to rank every attire set from ugliest to beautifulest. This is entirely subjective. You are definitely going to have a different opinion than me. I'm not going to include pictures, because that would take too much time. Let's get started. 

    For gendered attire, there will be different rankings for some of them. 


    Fucking disgusting. This set is so ugly. What…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    "The Story of Harold Jenkins" was my first fanfiction series. It is very good. Now that it's over, I want to do a quiz about it. This is a very long quiz. It's not going to be easy. I'm also not going to give you the correct answers until tomorrow. Some of the questions are really easy, and some are really difficult. In the comments, I want you to put the number of the question, and the answer choice that you think is correct. I hope you are ready. Please don't cheat. Here you go: 

    1. What was the first word of my fanfictions? 

    A. The 

    B. My 

    C. This 



    2. Who is the first person that Harold met in Yharnam? 

    A. Kade 

    B. Henriett 

    C. Lydia 

    D. Zachary 



    3. Who does Harold sound like? 

    A. Tommy Flanagan 

    B. Norman Reedus 

    C. Sean Bean 



    4. Who sent the 4 ban…






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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Brothers in Blood is the first chapter of my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". This chapter mainly introduces some of the characters, the overall goal of the first half of the story, and a bunch of other cool stuff. Enjoy. 


    The Blood of Hades flows through my veins. I'm one of the only three sons of Hades. My older brothers, Kolar and Gregory, are the only other sons of him. We are all more powerful than any mortal. Despite being the youngest, I was the first to learn how to control my powers. Kolar gained control not long after I did. Gregory never learned. He was lazy, and never trained, which greatly disappointed our father. Gregory was even disowned, and stripped of his god-like strength. Kolar and I remained loyal to our fat…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Rise of Strider is the prologue to my nineteenth fanfiction, "Sins of the Father". This story is about Strider Jenkins and the Ice Reapers. This story is going to be very unique. You find out a lot of stuff about the Blood of Hades, Harold's cursed blood, and many other things. I hope you like this story. 

    I actually have a lot of stuff to say before the chapter starts. I have to make known that you are not supposed to like Strider. He is a terrible person. He's loyal to no one but himself, he is abusive, destructive, and perverted. I wanted to say that Strider is more of a "cheating bastard" (that's never going away) than Harold, but then Harold cheated on Henriett with thousands of women everyday for almost 26 years. I want to say that…

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  • VicVague

    Not yet though!

    Tomorrow...

    Editor on my phone is being a flaming faggot, so this is going to be a real thorn up my asshole

    Or check my Insta

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  • VicVague

    Weird Dream

    March 16, 2018 by VicVague

    Last night, I had the weirdest dream when my Algebra teacher convinced me to see his friend who runs a tattoo parlor, so I go and next thing I know I have the sickest arm tattoos. They cover both of my arms from shoulders to fingers. Then there was two milfs checking me out!



    good shit 

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Altair's Set is a custom attire set created by The Nameless Lancer. This is the set of attire that is given to Altair by the School of Mensis in chapter 7 of “Revenge of the Crow”, Unholy Confessions. It is very similar to what the Bloody Crow wears in game, but every piece is different in some way. The stats are also different. You would get this set from a boss fight against Altair that I have planned out. We'll get to that one another day. 


    • Altair's Helm: The helmet is a black reskin of the Cainhurst Helmet, with the addition of 2 eye holes, allowing Altair to see properly. There is also a red plume on the back of the helmet, instead of the white plume that the normal Cainhurst Helmet has. 
    • Altair's Garb: The garb is almost identical to t…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Page 1:

    My name is Harold Vladamir Jenkins. I'm going to be writing this diary to document my life, discoveries, and some other stuff that I never want to forget. I've never been very good at writing, so this might not be perfect, but that's okay. As long as it is readable, it'll be fine. 

    I want to give this to someone who has a big library. Maybe that window-breaking pyscopath Van Helsing. He has a big library. Hell. I've seen it myself. He could hold onto it for me. He might not be easy to convince, but I might be wrong. Cainhurst would be a safe place for this diary. 

    There will be 10 pages in this book. Some will be related to ancient artifacts that I have discovered. Some will be about personal stuff that I want to write down. And maybe…

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  • VicVague

    Deadliest Warrior Episode 2: Atagi Takayuki vs Altair



    Altair

    Description:

    Altair is the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst, though modified. With this fact, it is obvious that Altair is an extremely fast, powerful and smart opponent who can devastate many warrior shown on Deadliest Warrior. 

    Weapons and Equipment:

    Chikage: A devastatingly effective blood sabre. 4 1/2 feet long. Chiseled iron.

    Repeating Pistol: Fires two bullets at once. Very deadly at long, mid and close range.

    Numbing Mist: Numbs the life essence of victims. 

    Old Hunter Bone: Allows user to dash about with extreme quickness.

    Armor:

    Cainhurst Helmet: Thin yet strong mask with two eye holes.

    Crowfeather garb: Offers no protection.

    Ebony Gauntlets: Thick steel gauntlets. Heavy, yet very thick and…



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  • VicVague

    Shadows Die Twice

    March 15, 2018 by VicVague

    Atagi Takayuki returned to his Daimyo's Monestary only to see half of it crumbled to the ground. He heard the sound of his Daimyo screaming as he was lifted out of the building by the monsterous skeletal yokai, Gashadokuro. The yokai held Atagi's lord and bit into his abdominals. Blood was gushing out of Gashadokuro's teeth and the lord was silenced...

    When Atagi Takayuki remembered how his lord had trained him, took care of him and prepared him for honorable battle, he shed a tear as he drew his Naginata. His seven foot long spear was sure to pierce the bones of the yokai. Atagi climbed the roof of the standing half and stood at the level of the tall monster. He immediatly thrusted the spear into the skeletons jaw and merely chipped it. Ga…

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  • VicVague

    Deadliest Warrior Episode 1: Van Helsing vs. Victor, the Vileblood Slayer



    Victor, The Vileblood Slayer


    Description:

    Victor is a specialist at hunting and murdering Vilebloods. He stands at 5 feet and 11 inches. He is physically strong as well as mentally and will never surrender.


    Weapons and equipment:

    Machete: 1 meter long, steel blade. 

    Sawed-off Blunderbuss: Has devastating power. Range quickly drops off, making it ineffective at medium and long range.

    One handed Hatchet: 1 1/2 feet long. Steel head. Throwable.

    Iron Shield: Circular shield. Half-inch thick. 1 1/2 feet long in all directions from center. Straps hold it to arm.


    Armor:

    Shoulder plates: 1/4 inch thick iron plates on shoulders. Flexable as a result of leather at base.

    Right breast plat…






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  • VicVague

    I did this in another post, but it didn't allow me to edit, which got me good and pissed, so redo. I'll get an Admin to delete the past one...



    When the wounded Vilebloods were finished off, my army headed up to Cathedral Ward, rallied up the last knights and generals and cut their throats, before throwing them off the great bridge into the abyss below.

    I sent my army back to Hemwick so they could destroy any renforcments coming from Cainhurst Castle.

    I went up to Upper Cathedral Ward and broke open the gate. I walked in and personally delievered the message of a successful hunt. I found many dead Choir members and Kin beings running about. They were forced into a space with their own pets and became prey.

    The Kin weren't my bounty, but they ha…



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  • VicVague

    Another Update

    March 14, 2018 by VicVague

    Fanfictions:

    I am planning a short short fanfiction in my speculation of Shadows Die Twice.

    What to expect:

    • Samurai (duh)
    • Daimyo
    • Plenty of Yokai
    • Nue (maybe)

    I hope it is recieved well and it will be released before March, 16.



    Waifu:

    Im not a big "waifu" guy, never have been.

    Hino Enma from Nioh tops Maria easily. yeah I said it.



    Deadliest Warrior spinoff:

    The first Deadliest Warrior will be Van Helsing vs. Victor the Vileblood Slayer.

    The second will be Altair vs. (unamed Shadows Die Twice Samurai)




    Editing:

    Many of the edits have already been made. what I mean is, the articles have been fixed up and polished nicely, but I will try never the less



    Content Moderator???:

    I asked ARASHIRYUU0 if I could become another Content Moderator like Luna and Lancer. I won'…










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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Afterlife is the epilogue to my eigtheenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". This is a very interesting epilogue. In this chapter, Harold goes to heaven, and is reunited with a lot of people who died before he did. I hope you like this chapter. 

    I do want to say that this is just how I personally picture heaven. In terms of the look of the place, I picture it like what I imagine heaven looked like in Diablo 3 before Diablo attacked it. The first person that Harold meets might make this entire depiction of heaven seem sacrilegious, but I don't care. 

    Chronologically, this is the last chapter with Harold. However, I will be making a story about Strider Jenkins and the Ice Reapers called "Sins of the Father" in the future, and Harold will be in …

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  • The Nameless Lancer


    Many statues of Harold were built all throughout Yharnam. Everyone made sure that he would never be forgotten, and that his legacy will never die. 


    I hope that I succeeded in making this emotional. If I didn't, then I will be mad at myself. R.I.P. Harold Jenkins. If this chapter made you cry, then you are a good person. Tell me what you think in the comments. The epilogue will be out tomorrow, then I'm going to make a bonus chapter that is pretty much the diary that Harold gave Van Helsing in chapter 3. 

    The music playing in this chapter is called "Demise of the Ritual" from Shadow of the Colossus. 

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  • Dr-Eldritch5113

    Hi everyone! I intend to publish my stories (I feel like other people would buy them.) and I was wondering if you like my ideas for the front covers:


    I intend on using this rune for the cover of my first set of fanfics. Does it look familiar to anyone? It's the first rune I created and it's called the Plague Rune. I'll go more detailed when I make a blog post all about it. I feel like it fits the setting as the stories tend to center around Doctor Plague.





    I intend to use this beauty for the second set of Plague Tales. I use this rune to represent Mensis, and he is a central character in the stories and those I'm going to write (be patient!). I call it Eldritch and it's probably my favorite custom rune.






    I use this rune for the stories centerin…











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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Frantic is the fourth and penulimate chapter in my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". This is the third chapter that I've made where I had to do research beforehand, after City of Beasts and the remastered version of Deathless. I had to know how something that happens at the end of the chapter would actually happen. This is a very sad chapter, everybody. The ending is very sad. If you want to cry, that's fine. No one here's gonna judge you. I hope you enjoy this chapter. 


    Harold and Van Helsing went to Harold's favorite tavern in Central Yharnam to have a drinking contest. They sat down at the bar, and Harold said the rules. 

    Harold: So. We both drink a lot of alcohol. Whoever drinks more wins. If I win, you pay for my window. 

    Van H…


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Journal of viscount Frederick IV Albert Von Mauve.


    This thirst is insatiable. What's happened to me? Blood used to sickened me, now, it's so sweet and I can't get it out of my head. I drag my wounded leg to the grass-growned  pavement, sit down, and take deep breath. I wipe my mouth with my handkerchief and throw a pity look at the body heaps I left behind in my blood lust. Torn body parts litter the ground and viscera are laid bare on the cold cobble stone streets. I'm terried to see my arms have greatly increased in size and fur have covered the most part of it. My Pardessus is stink of blood and beast. When I stand up, I notice something is wrong with my trousers only to find that I have a tail behind my back. Am I a man or a beast? How …


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  • VicVague

    As I returned to Hemwick, I was met by a large number of men. Not Vilebloods, they admired me. One came forward and introduced himself.

    "We live here in Hemwick and have been suffering from the occupation of Cathedral Ward because our trade is cut off by the Vilebloods. The Church has been overrun and we are making no money, anymore. You however warrior, you kill Vileblood with ease, but you are not consistant. What you did was troubling for the Vilebloods but not enough."

    "Your point?" I questioned.

    "We have weapons in reserve, we could help you strike a considerable blow against our enemies..."

    "What kinds of weapons? I asked, as they had peaked my interest.

    "Rifles, bows, horses, spears, armor, sheilds, swords and axes. Our buisness is grave b…

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  • VicVague

    Soon, I will make pieces about fanfiction warriors clashing and who would win.

    Examples

    Victor the Vileblood Slayer vs. Van Helsing

    An Iron Lancer vs. A Hemwick Knight

    Altair vs. Doctor Plague

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Not being able to hug a Winter Lantern.

    When I voice my opinion, and people shit on it.

    Guns.

    Religious persecution.

    When people in movies claim to be from Louisiana, and they speak in a country accent. I’m from Louisiana, and we don’t talk like that.

    Having to wear glasses.

    Writing with pens.

    When my foods mix.

    Eating anything other than soup with a spoon.

    The KKK.

    Those god damn Shit Whales.

    Feminists.

    April 24th.

    The Nightmare of Mensis.

    When people say that Gaius Julius Caesar’s last name was Caesar. It’s Julius.

    My first vacation out of the United States. My first trip to Ireland was a massive disappointment.

    Tonitrus

    Kirkhammer

    Holy Moonlight Sword

    Fishmen

    Soulsborne dogs.

    When I don’t get what I want when I want it.

    Kevin from Home Alone

    Vegans

    Math

    Patches…

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  • VicVague

    The armored wall increased the pressure on me and I was forced to back away. They continued to increase their ground while I was forced to keep backing away. I smelled the curious pungent and very sweet sent that sung to me like a gentle hymn. I inhaled it among the danger infront of me and I felt staminia and a surge. An eagerness to lunge forward and tear my enemies to bloody pieces, so I did just that...

    After the carnage, the backup soldiers arrived and inspected the bodies. I used the last of my vigor to scale a steep rock wall and make my way to Cathedral Ward through uncharted territory.

    it was now nighttime and I arrived at an overlook and leaped down to find a small stairway and path to the Grand Cathedral. I crept along the fence a…

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  • VicVague

    My name is Victor, and I hunt Vilebloods...

    At the beginning of the days of Byrgenwerth, Forbidden blood was taken to a backup fortress reserved for the School of Mensis, Castle Cainhurst.

    ...It was at this Castle that this blood created the first of the Vilebloods... Years after this occured, the Vilebloods made their presence known when they utalized their huge iron legions of troops and invaded the Cathedral Ward and cut off Central Yharnam, Old Yharnam and Upper Cathedral Ward.

    They deemed the peasents and plebians of Hemwick Charnel Lane not a threat and did not close it up. The road running through the burial village was also how the Vilebloods sent in more troops...

    I have been hired by the Church itself to take their scalps and spines.…

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  • VicVague

    Facts About Vic

    March 12, 2018 by VicVague

    Name: VicVague

    Age: 16

    Race: White

    Eyes: Blue

    Hair color: Dark brown

    Birth place: Cincinnati, Ohio

    Religion: Nihilist/Atheist

    Height: 5'10

    Weight: 158

    Favorite color: Blue

    Favorite Video games: Bloodborne, Hollow Knight, Evolve, The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing, Dark Souls iii and Outlast 2

    Favorite Movies: Black Panther, The Conjuring, Saving Private Ryan, Mad Max: Fury Road, Godzilla (2014) and Alien: Covanent

    Favorite TV shows: Rick and Morty and Tokyo Ghoul

    Favorite Musician: LIL UZI VERT

    Favorite Song: Rap Saved Me

    Favorite Drink: Root Beer

    Favorite Food: Lamb

    Things I love uncontitionally: Cats, Crows, Hummingbirds and Polar bears

    Dream Jobs: Model, Actor, Musician and Comedian

    Best Attributes: eyes, eyebrows, jawline, sharp sense of humor, sty…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I just now realized something. Everybody should now that there are two versions of my first fanfiction: the original version, and the remastered version. They are almost identical story wise, but I did change some small plot points. That probably makes you wonder something: Which one is canon? I’m going to go over the differences between the two, then confirm which one is canon. Here we go:


    The only major plot point difference between these chapters is that Harold’s stepmom never tries to poison his food in the remastered version.


    There are two differences between these chapters. In the original, Harold’s journey to Yharnam takes a month. In the remaster, it takes a week. The other difference is Zachary’s weapons, but that’s minor.


    The only …




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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Welcome to another top 10 list. This time, I'm going to be telling you what my top 10 favorite NPCs are in Bloodborne. There are a lot of NPCs. Some are really cool, and some are not cool. Keep in mind that this is the opinion of one person, so you don't have to get angry if your favorite NPC isn't on here. Let's go. 


    I love The Doll. Everybody does. She is probably the most popular Bloodborne waifu. If you don't love The Doll, then you can go to hell (it's just a prank, bro). She is pretty good looking, and is very nice to the good hoonter. She also allows me to level up my stats, which is very important. She fucks me with her prices. That shit is expensive. I've been known to say this about anything involving money: "That's outrageous." G…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Gift for a Madman is the third chapter of my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". This chapter is really short, but also pretty funny. I hope you like it. The next two chapters are going to be amazing. Hopefully. 


    Harold walked out of his house, and Van Helsing was waiting for him. Harold reached into his satchel, pulled out his diary, and gave it to Helsing. He looked down at Harold's journal, and got a mischievous smile on his face. 

    Harold: I want you to have this, Helsing. Please, keep it safe for me. 

    Van Helsing: I will. I promise. 

    Harold: Pages 8 and 9 might interest you. 

    Van Helsing: I bet they will. 

    Van Helsing walked closer to the house, looked down at the diary again, and smiled. He threw the book at one of Harold's windows,…


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Caution: it's toxic. Read at your own risk.

    • My job in the waking world: game developer by day, freelance programmer by night... In a sense, I'm bound to a chair and can never escape, much like Gehrman. That's why I feel sorry for him.
    • Life Motto:   己所不欲, 勿施於人 (Confucius)  translated: "Never treat other the way you don't like to be treated yourself".
    • Things I like when I'm depressed: researching some survival skill, petting my cat, daydreaming, watching a documentary, reading random topics on wikipedia...
    • Favourite games: Bloodborne (what else?), Fall Out 4, Fall Out 3, Fall Out Vegas, Red Alert: Yuri Revenge, League of Legends, Sprouted Pixel Dungeon (I both love and hate it. It's a perma-death game which punish you hard), Stronghold: Crusader,…
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  • VicVague

    No Chalice Dungeons

    Cleric Beast

    I love hitting you a lot, but then you have a bad habit of hitting me back. This is highly unnecessary, please stop.


    Father Gascoigne

    Don't charge me, since your just going to get outmanuvered and outdamaged until you go 3rd phase on me and combo the fuck out of me. cunt.


    Vicar Amelia

    Stop screaming, you are literally louded than my mother. You hit hard but are very punishable. Also why do I do no damage to you? You have thinner limbs than kids in Africa and the middle east, yet you have the health and endurance of Moby Dick with steel armor. 


    Witches of Hemwick

    Fuck off with the grab spells. Your Mad Ones are blind as moles and you are not worthy of their service, because they look sick as hell.

    Martyr Logarius Eas…




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  • VicVague

    Zack's Update

    March 12, 2018 by VicVague

    This update is about what I will be doing from now on.

    I hope I can act on this, so lets talk about it.

    Edits:

    I used to make a lot of edits, then I got into discussions, then blogs. I should get back to editing and do my part instead of being a parasite. I also want to get to 1,000 edits and 1,000 discussion posts. I'll get this done kinda quickly.

    Username:

    It's not a good idea to use my real name like an idiot. Notice how I am the only one here who does that? Yeah, kinda stupid of me. How about: VicVague? that's kinda weird but I like it. 

    I just did it.

    Stop being a cunt:

    I get salty easily. I'm not going to stop being salty, but I'll stop showing it. I just feel like I get pissy and aggressive sometimes.


    New fanfiction:

    This time my focuses wil…


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  • VicVague

    Zack facts Exam

    March 11, 2018 by VicVague

    This Exam will test you on how well you know me. The Questions will increase will difficulty.



    1. What's my favorite weapon in Bloodborne?

    A. Whiligig Saw

    B. Beast Cutter

    C. Boom Hammer

    D. Chikage

    2. What is my favorite left hand weapon in Bloodborne?

    A. Loch Shield

    B. Evelyn

    C. Cannon

    D. Blunderbuss

    3. What is my favorite area in Bloodborne?

    A. Forsaken Castle Cainhurst

    B. Forbidden Woods

    C. Hemwick Charnel Lane

    D. Cathedral Ward

    4. Who is my favorite NPC in Bloodborne?

    A. Valtr, Master of the League

    B. Elieen the Crow

    C. The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst

    D. Simon the Harrowed

    5. What's my favorite color?

    A. Blue

    B. Dark Red

    C. Black

    D. Purple

    6. What's my favorite boss in Dark Souls 1?

    A. Gwyn, Lord of Cinder

    B. Artorias, the Abyss Walker

    C. Manus, Father of the Abyss

    D. C…



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    Feel free to tell me my you disagree even though you likely won't give these dudes a chance.

    Comment which rapper you think is the weirdest.



    10. Playboi Carti

    Notable songs: Magnolia, wokeuplikethis*, Broke Boi, Heavy

    9. LIL PUMP

    Notable songs: Boss, Designer, Iced Out, Gucci Gang

    8. Kodak Black

    Notable songs: Patty Cake, Too Many Years, Tunnel Vision, Running Outta Love

    7. Ski Mask the Slump God

    Notable songs: Take A Step Back, BabyWipe, Rambo

    6. Quavo

    Notable songs: Rap Saved Me (featured), Dubai Shit

    5. 21 Savage

    Notable songs: Rap Saved Me, Savage Mode, Darth Vader

    4. My Chemical Romance

    Notable songs: Teenagers, Welcome to the Black Parade

    3. Imagine Dragons

    Notable songs: Believer, Thunder, Radioactive, Demons

    2. Metro Boomin

    Notable songs: Ghostface K…



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  • VicVague

    More Favorite Albums

    March 10, 2018 by VicVague

    This time I wont go in order of any sort, because that would take more effort.

    Today, I was on Spotify and I remembered some of my favorite artists and now I'm back into them. These would include Falloutboy, Twenty One Pilots, X Ambassadors, All American Rejects and Green Day. So expect something other than all Hip-Hop.

    10. American Idiot by Green Day (Classic)

    9. Save Rock and Roll by FallOutBoy

    8. Evolve by Imagine Dragons

    7. Issa Album by 21 Savage

    6. Designer by LIL PUMP

    5. The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

    4. The Lady Killer by Cee Lo Green

    3. LUV is Rage 2 by LIL UZI VERT

    2. Heathens by Twenty One Pilots

    1. Without Warning by 21 Savage, Offset and Metro Boomin (I have learned nothing)



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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I'm making a quiz about myself. I made this in March, but I'm updating it now because it's outdated. Try to see how much you know about me. Put the number of each question and your answer in the comments, and I'll tell you how accurate you are. I'm going to add the answers to all the questions sometime tomorrow. Good luck. This is split into three sections, and there are 13 questions. Here you go:

    Music:



    1. What is my favorite band?

    a. Metallica
    b. Avenged Sevenfold
    c. Disturbed
    d. Trivium
    e. B and D

    2. Which of the following bands do I not listen to?

    a. Black Sabbath
    b. Iron Maiden
    c. Metallica
    d. Linkin Park

    3. Who is my favorite singer and my hero?

    a. Howard Jones (Killswitch Engage/Light the Torch)
    b. James Hetfield (Metallica)
    c. M. Shadows (Avenged…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    In case you missed the previous one. 

    Name: The Nameless Lancer 

    Best day of my life: January 31, 2018, when I went to my first Avenged Sevenfold concert. 

    Worst day of my life: April 24, 2010, when my mom died of cancer. 

    Favorite author: Edgar Allen Poe (even though Poe himself is a nut job) 

    My theme songs: Save Me (Avenged Sevenfold), Wherever I May Roam (Metallica), Of Wolf and Man (Metallica)

    Favorite games from my childhood: Plants vs. Zombies, Sid Meier's Pirates, Lego Batman, Rome: Total War, Empire: Total War, Napoleon: Total War, Civilization 4, Halo 3, and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. 

    Biggest fears: Snakes, Pyramid Head from Silent Hill, large skyscrapers, going to outer space (thank you, Dead Space), needles, and my assistant pri…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The End is Drawing Near is the second chapter of my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". I hope you like this chapter. 

    This story all takes place in one day. The day that it takes place on probably makes the ending even more sad. The next three chapters are going to be really good. This is a sad story. Also, there is some sexual content in this chapter. In the first few sentences, as a matter of fact. 


    Harold's desk was rocking very violently. He was grunting very aggressively. Henriett was panting heavily. When Harold heard something nearby, he backed away, and pulled his pants back up. Henriett pulled her pants back up, turned around, and looked at Harold. She was breathing very heavily. 

    Henriett: Why are you stopping? 

    Harold: I th…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Dying Light is the first chapter of my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". As the title of this story suggests, this is the last chapter in Harold's story. This has been an amazing series, and it is now coming to an end. This takes place 11 years after "Return of the Lancer". In case you're wondering why I chose the name of this chapter, it's meant to signify how Harold is a dying old man. He is 82 years old, which is very old. I hope you like this story. 

    This chapter mainly gives some insight about the current situation. Don't expect much conflict. There isn't really any action in this story. There is some comedy here and there, and only 1 death. 

    Harold does some things with his demi-god blood in this chapter that are pretty inter…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Hail to the Lancer is the fifth and final chapter of seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". This chapter is short, but also pretty funny. I hope you like it. 


    Harold spent the next two hours writing his speech. It was less than 200 words, but he was having trouble thinking about what to say. He wrote it in an empty journal, and felt proud of it. He told his family to come with him to the Cathedral Ward, because there would be a lot of people there. They left the house, and went to the Cathedral Ward. 

    As they walked to the Cathedral Ward, many people looked at Harold. Because he was wearing his hood, they had no idea who he was. He looked like an old wizard, which was not something that you would see everyday in Yharnam. Everybody k…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Everybody should be well aware about how much I love music. Music is a very big part of my life, and I hope that I will one day be able to be a singer in a metal band and make my own music. I want to share my top 15 favorite Soulsborne OSTs. I don't even know if that is how to properly say the plural for OST, but I'm not really in the mood to look that up. There are a lot of great OSTs in the series. I think that almost every boss has a unique soundtrack. There are some exceptions to that, like the two Smelter Demons sharing their soundtrack with the Ruin Sentinals. I'm going to go over my favorites with you. I'm not going to talk about the songs. I'm going to make a list, share links to the songs, and let you enjoy them. Here you go: 

    1. A…

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  • VicVague

    Let's Talk about Nioh

    March 7, 2018 by VicVague

    Nioh released on February 4, 2017 for the PS4 and Microsoft Windows and all it took just a few days or a week to prove why it is better than Souls games. Bold statement I know, today I will talk about why so people can play it, and also for attention. Nioh takes place in Feudal Japan and is all about William Adams, an english man crossing paths with the english alchemist, Edward Kelley; who stole your guardian spirit and who is single handedly tearing Japan apart by unleashing Yokai demons upon the people. William will follow Kelley across battlefields, villages, temples and strongholds to finish what Kelley started and become a great Samurai in the process.

    Bosses:

    The bosses in Nioh are eaily cooler than those in Bloodborne and maybe even …

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  • VicVague

    Off-Topic posts on the discussion page has been very frequent recently. Me and some other people have been kinda overusing the Off-Topic catagory, but not to the point that it's spam. Spam is the obnoxious and continuous repetition or never ending unwanted messages or whatever, which is not what was happening. 

    The Off-Topic posts were starting to get tedious and a little much though, so I will agree to that. 

    About the Accusers

    Some users who will remain anomyous, felt the need to be equally tedious with their comments in a dissucssion named "A Request" where they took my kindness and agreements as weakness and an unwilling spirit to fight back. It's almost funny how they think that they are being condisending, I don't know why your looking …

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