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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Frantic is the fourth and penulimate chapter in my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". This is the third chapter that I've made where I had to do research beforehand, after City of Beasts and the remastered version of Deathless. I had to know how something that happens at the end of the chapter would actually happen. This is a very sad chapter, everybody. The ending is very sad. If you want to cry, that's fine. No one here's gonna judge you. I hope you enjoy this chapter. 


    Harold and Van Helsing went to Harold's favorite tavern in Central Yharnam to have a drinking contest. They sat down at the bar, and Harold said the rules. 

    Harold: So. We both drink a lot of alcohol. Whoever drinks more wins. If I win, you pay for my window. 

    Van H…


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Journal of viscount Frederick IV Albert Von Mauve.


    This thirst is insatiable. What's happened to me? Blood used to sickened me, now, it's so sweet and I can't get it out of my head. I drag my wounded leg to the grass-growned  pavement, sit down, and take deep breath. I wipe my mouth with my handkerchief and throw a pity look at the body heaps I left behind in my blood lust. Torn body parts litter the ground and viscera are laid bare on the cold cobble stone streets. I'm terried to see my arms have greatly increased in size and fur have covered the most part of it. My Pardessus is stink of blood and beast. When I stand up, I notice something is wrong with my trousers only to find that I have a tail behind my back. Am I a man or a beast? How …


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  • VicVague

    As I returned to Hemwick, I was met by a large number of men. Not Vilebloods, they admired me. One came forward and introduced himself.

    "We live here in Hemwick and have been suffering from the occupation of Cathedral Ward because our trade is cut off by the Vilebloods. The Church has been overrun and we are making no money, anymore. You however warrior, you kill Vileblood with ease, but you are not consistant. What you did was troubling for the Vilebloods but not enough."

    "Your point?" I questioned.

    "We have weapons in reserve, we could help you strike a considerable blow against our enemies..."

    "What kinds of weapons? I asked, as they had peaked my interest.

    "Rifles, bows, horses, spears, armor, sheilds, swords and axes. Our buisness is grave b…

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  • VicVague

    Soon, I will make pieces about fanfiction warriors clashing and who would win.

    Examples

    Victor the Vileblood Slayer vs. Van Helsing

    An Iron Lancer vs. A Hemwick Knight

    Altair vs. Doctor Plague

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Not being able to hug a Winter Lantern.

    When I voice my opinion, and people shit on it.

    Guns.

    Religious persecution.

    When people in movies claim to be from Louisiana, and they speak in a country accent. I’m from Louisiana, and we don’t talk like that.

    Having to wear glasses.

    Writing with pens.

    When my foods mix.

    Eating anything other than soup with a spoon.

    The KKK.

    Those god damn Shit Whales.

    Feminists.

    April 24th.

    The Nightmare of Mensis.

    When people say that Gaius Julius Caesar’s last name was Caesar. It’s Julius.

    My first vacation out of the United States. My first trip to Ireland was a massive disappointment.

    Tonitrus

    Kirkhammer

    Holy Moonlight Sword

    Fishmen

    Soulsborne dogs.

    When I don’t get what I want when I want it.

    Kevin from Home Alone

    Vegans

    Math

    Patches…

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  • VicVague

    The armored wall increased the pressure on me and I was forced to back away. They continued to increase their ground while I was forced to keep backing away. I smelled the curious pungent and very sweet sent that sung to me like a gentle hymn. I inhaled it among the danger infront of me and I felt staminia and a surge. An eagerness to lunge forward and tear my enemies to bloody pieces, so I did just that...

    After the carnage, the backup soldiers arrived and inspected the bodies. I used the last of my vigor to scale a steep rock wall and make my way to Cathedral Ward through uncharted territory.

    it was now nighttime and I arrived at an overlook and leaped down to find a small stairway and path to the Grand Cathedral. I crept along the fence a…

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  • VicVague

    My name is Victor, and I hunt Vilebloods...

    At the beginning of the days of Byrgenwerth, Forbidden blood was taken to a backup fortress reserved for the School of Mensis, Castle Cainhurst.

    ...It was at this Castle that this blood created the first of the Vilebloods... Years after this occured, the Vilebloods made their presence known when they utalized their huge iron legions of troops and invaded the Cathedral Ward and cut off Central Yharnam, Old Yharnam and Upper Cathedral Ward.

    They deemed the peasents and plebians of Hemwick Charnel Lane not a threat and did not close it up. The road running through the burial village was also how the Vilebloods sent in more troops...

    I have been hired by the Church itself to take their scalps and spines.…

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  • VicVague

    Facts About Vic

    March 12, 2018 by VicVague

    Name: VicVague

    Age: 16

    Race: White

    Eyes: Blue

    Hair color: Dark brown

    Birth place: Cincinnati, Ohio

    Religion: Nihilist/Atheist

    Height: 5'10

    Weight: 158

    Favorite color: Blue

    Favorite Video games: Bloodborne, Hollow Knight, Evolve, The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing, Dark Souls iii and Outlast 2

    Favorite Movies: Black Panther, The Conjuring, Saving Private Ryan, Mad Max: Fury Road, Godzilla (2014) and Alien: Covanent

    Favorite TV shows: Rick and Morty and Tokyo Ghoul

    Favorite Musician: LIL UZI VERT

    Favorite Song: Rap Saved Me

    Favorite Drink: Root Beer

    Favorite Food: Lamb

    Things I love uncontitionally: Cats, Crows, Hummingbirds and Polar bears

    Dream Jobs: Model, Actor, Musician and Comedian

    Best Attributes: eyes, eyebrows, jawline, sharp sense of humor, sty…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I just now realized something. Everybody should now that there are two versions of my first fanfiction: the original version, and the remastered version. They are almost identical story wise, but I did change some small plot points. That probably makes you wonder something: Which one is canon? I’m going to go over the differences between the two, then confirm which one is canon. Here we go:


    The only major plot point difference between these chapters is that Harold’s stepmom never tries to poison his food in the remastered version.


    There are two differences between these chapters. In the original, Harold’s journey to Yharnam takes a month. In the remaster, it takes a week. The other difference is Zachary’s weapons, but that’s minor.


    The only …




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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Welcome to another top 10 list. This time, I'm going to be telling you what my top 10 favorite NPCs are in Bloodborne. There are a lot of NPCs. Some are really cool, and some are not cool. Keep in mind that this is the opinion of one person, so you don't have to get angry if your favorite NPC isn't on here. Let's go. 


    I love The Doll. Everybody does. She is probably the most popular Bloodborne waifu. If you don't love The Doll, then you can go to hell (it's just a prank, bro). She is pretty good looking, and is very nice to the good hoonter. She also allows me to level up my stats, which is very important. She fucks me with her prices. That shit is expensive. I've been known to say this about anything involving money: "That's outrageous." G…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Gift for a Madman is the third chapter of my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". This chapter is really short, but also pretty funny. I hope you like it. The next two chapters are going to be amazing. Hopefully. 


    Harold walked out of his house, and Van Helsing was waiting for him. Harold reached into his satchel, pulled out his diary, and gave it to Helsing. He looked down at Harold's journal, and got a mischievous smile on his face. 

    Harold: I want you to have this, Helsing. Please, keep it safe for me. 

    Van Helsing: I will. I promise. 

    Harold: Pages 8 and 9 might interest you. 

    Van Helsing: I bet they will. 

    Van Helsing walked closer to the house, looked down at the diary again, and smiled. He threw the book at one of Harold's windows,…


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Caution: it's toxic. Read at your own risk.

    • My job in the waking world: game developer by day, freelance programmer by night... In a sense, I'm bound to a chair and can never escape, much like Gehrman. That's why I feel sorry for him.
    • Life Motto:   己所不欲, 勿施於人 (Confucius)  translated: "Never treat other the way you don't like to be treated yourself".
    • Things I like when I'm depressed: researching some survival skill, petting my cat, daydreaming, watching a documentary, reading random topics on wikipedia...
    • Favourite games: Bloodborne (what else?), Fall Out 4, Fall Out 3, Fall Out Vegas, Red Alert: Yuri Revenge, League of Legends, Sprouted Pixel Dungeon (I both love and hate it. It's a perma-death game which punish you hard), Stronghold: Crusader,…
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  • VicVague

    No Chalice Dungeons

    Cleric Beast

    I love hitting you a lot, but then you have a bad habit of hitting me back. This is highly unnecessary, please stop.


    Father Gascoigne

    Don't charge me, since your just going to get outmanuvered and outdamaged until you go 3rd phase on me and combo the fuck out of me. cunt.


    Vicar Amelia

    Stop screaming, you are literally louded than my mother. You hit hard but are very punishable. Also why do I do no damage to you? You have thinner limbs than kids in Africa and the middle east, yet you have the health and endurance of Moby Dick with steel armor. 


    Witches of Hemwick

    Fuck off with the grab spells. Your Mad Ones are blind as moles and you are not worthy of their service, because they look sick as hell.

    Martyr Logarius Eas…




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  • VicVague

    Zack's Update

    March 12, 2018 by VicVague

    This update is about what I will be doing from now on.

    I hope I can act on this, so lets talk about it.

    Edits:

    I used to make a lot of edits, then I got into discussions, then blogs. I should get back to editing and do my part instead of being a parasite. I also want to get to 1,000 edits and 1,000 discussion posts. I'll get this done kinda quickly.

    Username:

    It's not a good idea to use my real name like an idiot. Notice how I am the only one here who does that? Yeah, kinda stupid of me. How about: VicVague? that's kinda weird but I like it. 

    I just did it.

    Stop being a cunt:

    I get salty easily. I'm not going to stop being salty, but I'll stop showing it. I just feel like I get pissy and aggressive sometimes.


    New fanfiction:

    This time my focuses wil…


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  • VicVague

    Zack facts Exam

    March 11, 2018 by VicVague

    This Exam will test you on how well you know me. The Questions will increase will difficulty.



    1. What's my favorite weapon in Bloodborne?

    A. Whiligig Saw

    B. Beast Cutter

    C. Boom Hammer

    D. Chikage

    2. What is my favorite left hand weapon in Bloodborne?

    A. Loch Shield

    B. Evelyn

    C. Cannon

    D. Blunderbuss

    3. What is my favorite area in Bloodborne?

    A. Forsaken Castle Cainhurst

    B. Forbidden Woods

    C. Hemwick Charnel Lane

    D. Cathedral Ward

    4. Who is my favorite NPC in Bloodborne?

    A. Valtr, Master of the League

    B. Elieen the Crow

    C. The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst

    D. Simon the Harrowed

    5. What's my favorite color?

    A. Blue

    B. Dark Red

    C. Black

    D. Purple

    6. What's my favorite boss in Dark Souls 1?

    A. Gwyn, Lord of Cinder

    B. Artorias, the Abyss Walker

    C. Manus, Father of the Abyss

    D. C…



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  • VicVague

    Feel free to tell me my you disagree even though you likely won't give these dudes a chance.

    Comment which rapper you think is the weirdest.



    10. Playboi Carti

    Notable songs: Magnolia, wokeuplikethis*, Broke Boi, Heavy

    9. LIL PUMP

    Notable songs: Boss, Designer, Iced Out, Gucci Gang

    8. Kodak Black

    Notable songs: Patty Cake, Too Many Years, Tunnel Vision, Running Outta Love

    7. Ski Mask the Slump God

    Notable songs: Take A Step Back, BabyWipe, Rambo

    6. Quavo

    Notable songs: Rap Saved Me (featured), Dubai Shit

    5. 21 Savage

    Notable songs: Rap Saved Me, Savage Mode, Darth Vader

    4. My Chemical Romance

    Notable songs: Teenagers, Welcome to the Black Parade

    3. Imagine Dragons

    Notable songs: Believer, Thunder, Radioactive, Demons

    2. Metro Boomin

    Notable songs: Ghostface K…



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  • VicVague

    More Favorite Albums

    March 10, 2018 by VicVague

    This time I wont go in order of any sort, because that would take more effort.

    Today, I was on Spotify and I remembered some of my favorite artists and now I'm back into them. These would include Falloutboy, Twenty One Pilots, X Ambassadors, All American Rejects and Green Day. So expect something other than all Hip-Hop.

    10. American Idiot by Green Day (Classic)

    9. Save Rock and Roll by FallOutBoy

    8. Evolve by Imagine Dragons

    7. Issa Album by 21 Savage

    6. Designer by LIL PUMP

    5. The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

    4. The Lady Killer by Cee Lo Green

    3. LUV is Rage 2 by LIL UZI VERT

    2. Heathens by Twenty One Pilots

    1. Without Warning by 21 Savage, Offset and Metro Boomin (I have learned nothing)



    Feel free to disagree or get triggered

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I'm making a quiz about myself. I want to see how well people know me. This isn't an original idea. Zack Treadway did this first, and that inspired me to make one about me. If you are able to get everyone of these questions right, then you are awsome. I have 15 questions in this quiz. Questions 2, 11, 12, and 15 are related to my many fanfictions. I will give you the answers at the end. Good luck. Here you go: 

    Warning: Question 11 is kind of weird.



    1. What is my favorite band? 

    A. Metallica, B. Avenged Sevenfold, C. Disturbed, D. Black Sabbath



    2. What was the name of my first fanfiction? 

    A. The Legend of Harold Jenkins, the Nameless Lancer, B. Bloody Crow of Cainhurst, C. Rise of the Nameless Lancer, D. Hail to the Queen 



    3. Who is my hero? 

    A.…







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  • The Nameless Lancer

    In case you missed the previous one. 

    Name: The Nameless Lancer 

    Best day of my life: January 31, 2018, when I went to my first Avenged Sevenfold concert. 

    Worst day of my life: April 24, 2010, when my mom died of cancer. 

    Favorite author: Edgar Allen Poe (even though Poe himself is a nut job) 

    My theme songs: Save Me (Avenged Sevenfold), Wherever I May Roam (Metallica), Of Wolf and Man (Metallica)

    Favorite games from my childhood: Plants vs. Zombies, Sid Meier's Pirates, Lego Batman, Rome: Total War, Empire: Total War, Napoleon: Total War, Civilization 4, Halo 3, and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. 

    Biggest fears: Snakes, Pyramid Head from Silent Hill, large skyscrapers, going to outer space (thank you, Dead Space), needles, and my assistant pri…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The End is Drawing Near is the second chapter of my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". I hope you like this chapter. 

    This story all takes place in one day. The day that it takes place on probably makes the ending even more sad. The next three chapters are going to be really good. This is a sad story. Also, there is some sexual content in this chapter. In the first few sentences, as a matter of fact. 


    Harold's desk was rocking very violently. He was grunting very aggressively. Henriett was panting heavily. When Harold heard something nearby, he backed away, and pulled his pants back up. Henriett pulled her pants back up, turned around, and looked at Harold. She was breathing very heavily. 

    Henriett: Why are you stopping? 

    Harold: I th…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Dying Light is the first chapter of my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". As the title of this story suggests, this is the last chapter in Harold's story. This has been an amazing series, and it is now coming to an end. This takes place 11 years after "Return of the Lancer". In case you're wondering why I chose the name of this chapter, it's meant to signify how Harold is a dying old man. He is 82 years old, which is very old. I hope you like this story. 

    This chapter mainly gives some insight about the current situation. Don't expect much conflict. There isn't really any action in this story. There is some comedy here and there, and only 1 death. 

    Harold does some things with his demi-god blood in this chapter that are pretty inter…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Hail to the Lancer is the fifth and final chapter of seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". This chapter is short, but also pretty funny. I hope you like it. 


    Harold spent the next two hours writing his speech. It was less than 200 words, but he was having trouble thinking about what to say. He wrote it in an empty journal, and felt proud of it. He told his family to come with him to the Cathedral Ward, because there would be a lot of people there. They left the house, and went to the Cathedral Ward. 

    As they walked to the Cathedral Ward, many people looked at Harold. Because he was wearing his hood, they had no idea who he was. He looked like an old wizard, which was not something that you would see everyday in Yharnam. Everybody k…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Everybody should be well aware about how much I love music. Music is a very big part of my life, and I hope that I will one day be able to be a singer in a metal band and make my own music. I want to share my top 15 favorite Soulsborne OSTs. I don't even know if that is how to properly say the plural for OST, but I'm not really in the mood to look that up. There are a lot of great OSTs in the series. I think that almost every boss has a unique soundtrack. There are some exceptions to that, like the two Smelter Demons sharing their soundtrack with the Ruin Sentinals. I'm going to go over my favorites with you. I'm not going to talk about the songs. I'm going to make a list, share links to the songs, and let you enjoy them. Here you go: 

    1. A…

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  • VicVague

    Let's Talk about Nioh

    March 7, 2018 by VicVague

    Nioh released on February 4, 2017 for the PS4 and Microsoft Windows and all it took just a few days or a week to prove why it is better than Souls games. Bold statement I know, today I will talk about why so people can play it, and also for attention. Nioh takes place in Feudal Japan and is all about William Adams, an english man crossing paths with the english alchemist, Edward Kelley; who stole your guardian spirit and who is single handedly tearing Japan apart by unleashing Yokai demons upon the people. William will follow Kelley across battlefields, villages, temples and strongholds to finish what Kelley started and become a great Samurai in the process.

    Bosses:

    The bosses in Nioh are eaily cooler than those in Bloodborne and maybe even …

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  • VicVague

    Off-Topic posts on the discussion page has been very frequent recently. Me and some other people have been kinda overusing the Off-Topic catagory, but not to the point that it's spam. Spam is the obnoxious and continuous repetition or never ending unwanted messages or whatever, which is not what was happening. 

    The Off-Topic posts were starting to get tedious and a little much though, so I will agree to that. 

    About the Accusers

    Some users who will remain anomyous, felt the need to be equally tedious with their comments in a dissucssion named "A Request" where they took my kindness and agreements as weakness and an unwilling spirit to fight back. It's almost funny how they think that they are being condisending, I don't know why your looking …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    A Man of Peace is the fourth and penultimate chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". Harold actually starts changing in this chapter. He's never not going to be a player, but he changes in other ways. I hope you like this chapter. 

    I've been meaning to say this for a while, but I picture the interior of Harold and Henriett's house kind of like the Marakarth house in Skyrim. Just so you know how to picture his house. There is one key difference, though: This house actually has windows. We all know how unfortunate Harold's windows are. 


    Kolar: Harold, are you aware that you forgot all of the belongings that you brought to my castle? 

    Harold: I was in a bit of a hurry to get out of there. Do you have a special power that ca…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I'm going to tell you my ten favorite album covers. This is just my own personal opinion, so you don't have to agree with me. Let's go. 

    1. 10: Escape the Fate - This War is Ours 
    1. 9: Metallica - ...And Justice for All 
    1. 8: Disturbed - Immortalized 
    1. 7: Avenged Sevenfold - The Stage 
    1. 6: Metallica - St. Anger 
    1. 5: Disturbed - Asylum 
    1. 4: Disturbed - Indestructible
    1. 3: Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists 
    1. 2: Metallica - Metallica 
    1. 1: Avenged Sevenfold - Hail to the King 
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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Luna's Favourite albums

    • Minutes to Midnight - Linkin Park
    • Meteora - Linkin Park
    • Living Things - Linkin Park
    • The Hunting Party - Linkin Park
    • One More Light Live - Linkin Park
    • Live in Texas - Linkin Park
    • Road to Revolution - Linkin Park
    • Fallen - Evanescence
    • The Devil Within - Digital Daggers
    • Get Wet - Krewella
    • Transmission - Starset
    • Note From the Underground - Hollywood Undead


    Soundtrack from games:

    • Smite and Ignite - fictional band "Pentakill" (League of Legends)
    • Bloodborne Original Soundtrack
    • Skyrim Original Soundtrack
    • S4 League Original Soundtrack
    • Warcraft 3 Original soundtrack
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  • VicVague

    Quiz about Zack

    March 7, 2018 by VicVague

    I have thought of doing this for a while, so this is happening regardless of how self centered it is.

    The reward for passing is feeling good about it.

    This Quiz will test (get it) how well you are familiar with my personality and my standing on certain topics.



    1. What is my favorite boss in all of soulsborne games?

    A. Darkbeast Paarl  B. Abyss Watchers C. Slave Knight Gael D. Lady Maria



    2. Who is my favorite musician?

    A. LIL PUMP B. 21 Savage C. LIL UZI VERT D. Mariyln Manson



    3. Do I like the Beasthunter Saif more than the Burial Blade?

    Yes

    No



    4. Which Content Moderator have I had the most interaction with and do I regret it?

    A. The Nameless Lancer and Yes


    B. CUTELUNAMOON and No


    C. DOCTOR_PLAGUE5113 and Yes


    D. The Nameless Lancer and No


    E. Zack Treadway…












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  • VicVague

    10. Champion Gundyr

    This fight reminds me of my brother a lot. This big ol' somehow living statue is a fan of charging you down and curbstomping you in the jaw a lot of times before going linebacker on you and making you a part of the earth again. Champion isn't too hard, but is still dangerous non the less.

    Champion Gundyr hits very hard, no doubt about it, but if you are good at utalizing your invincibility frames and keep it up, then he will struggle. make sure to not try and be more aggressive than him, because he will promptly gut kick you and then slam you into the ground.

    9. Artorias, The Abyss Walker

    Among my favorite bosses. Artorias isn't shy about leaping into the air and slamming your punk-ass into the earth and chopping you up lik…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Demons is the third chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". This chapter has some action towards the beginning. It's been a while since I've had some good action in a chapter, hasn't it? I hope you enjoy this chapter.

    This chapter gets kind of emotional pretty quickly. Harold reveals something that he will never forgive himself for. 


    Harold left Ancrya, and went back to Yharnam. He was heading back to his house when he was approached by 3 teenagers wearing bandanas and carrying knives. They wanted to rob Harold, not knowing who he was since he was wearing his hood. He wasn't intimidated by them. 

    Harold: You look like you're up to no good. You probably don't know who I am, but I can tell you that I am the last person in …


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  • VicVague

    Coolest Album Covers

    March 6, 2018 by VicVague

    Singles count as Album covers

    10. Lie Detector by 24hrs and LIL PUMP

    This cover is really hot and pleasing, to me at least.

    9. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance

    I don't have to justify this one. I just like it anyways.

    8. Savage Mode | 21 Savage & Metro Boomin by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin

    I like the clean looking Bowie Knife piercing what looks like a rose. Plus, with Metro Boomin on production, his name in the album made it sound better.

    7. Skateboard P by MadeinTYO

    Madein Tokyo really out did himself with this work of art, truely. This is more of traditional japanese art with the small hint of Hip-Hop culture.

    6. LUV is Rage 2 by LIL UZI VERT

    Uzi has looked better, since he looks like he is in mid yawn, but the stuff behind hi…

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  • VicVague

    15 things I hate

    March 6, 2018 by VicVague

    Yeah, I shortened it because I am tired of having to think of shit and suffering from lack of thought process...

    Poetry

    Politically retarded people (You know what i'm talking about)

    Hypocritical people (I said this previously I think, but this is relevent, so I will double down on it)

    My reading glasses

    People who describe themselves as straight edge

    People who use emojis to try and sound humble but come off as condisending generic retards (Yeah, I'm salty)

    People who end every statement or sentence directed towards a guy with "bruh" 

    People who say that "Crap" and "sucks" are swear words

    People over 13, who refer to profanity as "cuss words"... call it curse in the context of stuff like; to hell with you, damn you, fuck you, etc,          call it …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Weeaboos

    Cancer

    The movie “The Other Guys” (the only bad Mark Wahlberg movie)

    Donald Trump

    LeafyIsHere

    Turn: Washington Spies (Why is it called “Turn” when there are no zombies?)

    Math

    Science

    My fifth, sixth, and seventh grade literature/reading teacher

    Sarcastic people

    Promise breakers

    Deal breakers

    Being lied to

    Not being told things

    Having to drink water (it tastes like NOTHING)

    The Orphan of Kos

    The Bed of Chaos

    The book “Banner in the Sky” (the worst book ever)

    Almost every ending in Soulsborne

    Winter Lanterns (I want to give her a hug, but the game won’t let me. It’s not fair!)

    Toddlers who act like they know shit

    Having to repeat myself more than once.

    When people spell or pronounce my last name wrong.

    When movies end in pointless cliffhangers.

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  • VicVague

    Social Justice Warriors (since they are brewing up more hate then the people they are complaining and whining to)

    Eagles

    Kids when they treat me like a play thing and climb up on me

    Squeaky seats and the idiots who don't oil them up (or whatever you do to make them not squeak)

    The people who have the gull to think that there opinion should be mine for whatever reason

    Socialism

    People who get excited about April 20th

    Being forced to read

    Roman Empire

    Vikings

    Greek stuff (ancient)

    When people question my preferences

    my lack of creativity

    how sensative i am over the internet (but not in the flesh) 

    When I encourage kids to attack people but they say "no", but then the "people" tell them to attack me and they do... like wtf???

    My brother's country music

    My na…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Revelations is the second chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". You know, this is pretty funny. I've been wanting to use this chapter title about 6 times in the past, but have never done it. I mean, there's a chapter called "Dark Revelations" in Hail to the Queen, but it's not the same. I think that this chapter is pretty good, but that's just me. Let's get started. 

    This chapter is called "Revelations" because there is something that Harold tells Samantha that is a very important revelation. Also, something happens in this chapter that might make it seem like Harold is cheating on Henriett, but he doesn't intentionally cheat on her. You don't have to be a genious to know who it is. 


    Harold and Henriett went to bed tog…


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  • VicVague

    My opinion so no getting triggered about the lack of Pink Floyd or Avenged Sevenfold (you know who you are)

    10. Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World by LIL UZI VERT

    Notable Songs; Baby Are You Home and Canadian Goose

    9. DAMN. by Kendrick Lamar

    Notable Songs; HUMBLE, BLOOD and DNA

    8. Issa Album by 21 Savage

    Notable Songs; Savage Mode and 7 Min Freestyle

    7. The Perfect LUV Tape by LIL UZI VERT

    Notable Songs; Your Lost, Erase Your Social and Do What I Want

    6. Breaking Heart Kodak by Kodak Black

    Notable Song; Running Outta Love

    5. Jeffery by Young Thug

    Notable Song; Wyclef Jean

    4. Sremm Life 2 by Rae Sremmurd

    Notable Song; Black Beatles

    3. LXRDSZN by SCARLXRD

    Notable Songs; HAUNTED and UNDERDXSE

    2. LUV is Rage 2 by LIL UZI VERT

    Notable Songs; Diamonds All On My Wrists, D…

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  • VicVague

    I love Rick and Morty more than I love most things.

    It always makes me laugh and I quote Rick Sanchez a lot. I also have a bunch of merch and posters. If you haven't watched Rick and Morty and are still depriving yourself of the experiance, then come out of your shell and treat yourself.

    10. The References

    The references in Rick and Morty are usually hard to get because they range from Inception to other things that I don't really get, but the references are not tetious, they come at unexpected times and always have a good 'ol kick to them.

    9. The Storyline

    Season 1 follows Morty bugging Rick or Rick forcing Morty into deadly and traumatising situations that I am suprised don't give him worse PTSD than Vietnam Veterans. Season 2 follows basical…

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    NG+4 Boss Deaths

    March 4, 2018 by VicVague

    New Game Plus 4 deaths and my excuses



    Cleric Beast: 1 (I get too aggressive and don't pay attention to health)

    Father Gascoigne: 2 (3rd phase & jumping attack spam)

    Blood-Starved Beast: 3 (grab attack)

    Vicar Amelia: 0

    Shadows of Yharnam: 0

    Witches of Hemwick: 0

    Martyr Logarius: 0

    Rom, the Vacuous Spider: 2 (Meteors and Spiders)

    Darkbeast Paarl: 4 (AOE)

    One Reborn: 1 (We died at same time...) 

    Micolash, Host of the Nightmare: 0

    Mergo's Wet Nurse: 1 (cocky)

    Gehrman, the First Hunter: 1 (High damage)

    Moon Presence: 1 (I let him)

    Ludwig, the Accursed: 2 (Charge attack)

    Living Failures: 0

    Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower: 0

    Orphan of Kos: 3 (lack of parrying)

    Lawrence, the First Vicar: 2 (fire)

    Amygdala: I quite trying at my 13th death

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  • VicVague

    In this blog, I will talk about From Softwares new IP and what I think will happen and stuff like that.

    I think that we will play as a Samurai and our Daimyo (Regional Lord) will hire us as an assassin and we will have too cross treachurous areas and face down with the targeted Daimyo by fighting his Samurai bodyguards and eventually killing the Daimyo. After that, we will find that our Dimyo was killed and our name (whatever that may be) has disrespected. As a Samurai, if your name was disrespected, you would naturally go after the one who dishonored you and enact honorable justice apon him, we will pursue him and fight him to the death. 

    Raiders from wherever would also control areas on the coast of the Pacific and we could have the option…

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  • VicVague

    10. Sulyvahn's Beast

    That crooked smile couldn't be sicker or more awesome, so much than I want to curve my smile in such a twisted way now. They aren't beasts for no reason and they plan to serve Pontiff well.

    9. Labyrinth Warrior (Greatsword)

    These guys hit super hard and have awesome attacks remenicent of Dark Souls and would fit in just perfectly. The ground scraping attack is hard to properly dodge and will knock you right into the air. 

    8. Keeper of the Old Lords

    I love their look so much that it is the only set I ever wear. Their attacks and such are pretty cool and they are fun to fight but they look like me if I was a character in Dark Souls with the cinder on their cloth.

    7. Deep Accursed

    These look amazing and so crooked it makes me sm…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Return of the Lancer is the first chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, “Return of the Lancer”. I’m releasing this early. I have to write this on my iPhone 6 right now, so it might not be perfect, but we’ll have to see. This chapter is pretty good. At least, I think that it’s good, you ungrateful bastards. Sorry about that.

    Wait until you see how many women Harold slept with in the last 25 years. It’s more than a thousand. That’s for sure. Take that, Van fucking Helsing! Harold’s a bigger player than you, you piece of shit! I hate that guy. I’m just messing around, if you can’t tell. I like Van Helsing. I prefer him in Into the Labyrinth. The insane Van Helsing gets kind of annoying after a while. Harold is still a bigger player than him, thou…

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  • VicVague

    10. Two

    The beginning of this song is boring, but it quickly picks up and becomes outstanding. I love the end the most and all and all makes for a fantastic starter for LUV is Rage 2.

    9. 444 + 222

    This beast of asong starts off quick and never looses momentum. This one of the few songs that drop obvious hints that Symere (Uzi) is a satanist, so much that one could call it too obvious. Like a common Lil Uzi vert song, the lyrics are kinda hard to understand but you'll get it soon enough.

    8. Loaded

    One of his most popular tunes, Loaded starts off slow but picks up and gets too good to handle. This song is a really great one that cannot be missed and is one of the songs that really defines Uzi.

    7. Sauce It Up

    SIU is like Loaded where it picks up ste…

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  • VicVague

    7. 1017 vs. The World

    This album was a waste of time almost, or at least to me it was. This doesn't have a single song that i like and you never hear anyone say they liked it. Pretty bad

    6. 2 Luv is 2 Rage

    This isn't as bad as 1017 but is still pretty bad.

    5. Luv is Rage 1.5

    This extension of LUV is Rage did it's job, in extending the original album, but it didn't really add anything to the table. it also has my 2nd fav album cover in Uzi's collection.

    4. LUV is Rage

    The classic reamins a great album, with one of my favorites, All My Chains. This album was one of the kickstarters for Uzi and all and all was met with a lot of success.

    3. The Perfect Luv Tape

    This mixtape was an instant success with some very catchy tunes like Erase Your Social, Your…

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  • VicVague

    Feel free to disagree



    10. Watchdog of the Old Lords vs. Champion Gundyr

    Champion is pretty dman relentless, but his inability to stagger the Watchdog will be his diadvantage, because he is used to going linebacker on you or gutkicking you ten feet into the air. Watchdog has his charge attack that would knock Gundyr around really badly, however and the continuous fire damage. Gundyr however would have the neverending barrage of smashes and slams that would eventually make the fire hound fall over and explode.

    Winner: Champion Gundyr

    9. Blood-Starved Beast vs. Crystal Sage

    This one is easier than the last. While BSB is trying to get to the clones and real sage, he is going to continuously bombarded by Sages spells and ranged attacks. Poison won't…



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  • VicVague

    Bloodborne is not an actual horror game, but it is superior to most horror games in multiple areas.

    1. The sense of something to lose

    In most horror games, you don't suffer much from death except redoing a area or two, that's it. In Bloodborne, the thought of losing a ton of blood echoes makes your stomach drop. You must stay on your toes and vigilant at all times so you don't lose your hard worked reward. In Alien: Isolation, Slenderman, The Evil Within etc, I don't feel that sense of dred of losing my hard work. Of course, you don't like dying, but you don't care as much as you do in Bloodborne.

    2. Atmosphere 

    In Bloodborne, you feel liek it's a real world, because you see Cainhurst in early game, and are like "That looks like it would be fu…

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  • VicVague

    Black Panther Rant

    March 2, 2018 by VicVague

    Black Panther has been highly anticipated and very hyped for a while and by everyone including me. So far, this is the first superhero movie that I have really wanted to see except Deadpool and Suicide Squad. 

    The problem is this: black people are saying the following "If you don't see Black panther, or don't like it then you are a racist."

    I couldn't disagree more, but i still really want to see it because it looks kickass and I am now reading the comics which I am hooked on.

    The african community has now found their next popular attraction to cling to and they use it to get their regular dose of attention they so badly desire. Black Panther and black people laughing are nigh identical in the way that they use it for maximum attention grabbi…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    M.I.A. (Missing in Action) is the fifth and final chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". You're going to love this chapter. That is a fact. 

    This chapter is pretty short, but it is very good. Then again, I've said that several times in the past, and people disagreed with me almost every time. There are a few exceptions, though.


    The crimson sun began to set, and the Crimson Day was coming to an end. Jack and Lydia left Ancrya, and went to Fort Wellington to train on their own. Henriett began heading home. Samantha was thinking about the Gravedigger, and how he knew her name. She then realized who he was. After all, no one else had that accent. 

    Hajvarr arrived at the fort not long after Jack and Lydia did, and offered to train them…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    A Ghost from the Past is the fourth and penultimate chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". This story is pretty good so far, so I hope that it will stay strong. Let's get started. I'm finishing this story today. 

    I was originally going to have 5 chapters, the prologue, and an epilogue, but now I'm not going to have the epilogue. 


    Pale left Henriett's house, and went home. Henriett, Jack, and Lydia left the house, and headed to Ancrya. In Ancrya, Samantha was walking home, and the Gravedigger approached her. His presence made her feel very uncomfortable. She recognized his voice when he spoke. 

    Gravedigger: Hello there. It's a lovely day today, isn't it? 

    Samantha: Not really. What do you want? 

    Gravedigger: I was just looking for so…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Yharnam Sky is the third chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". This chapter is pretty funny. I hope you like it. 


    As the Day of the Crimson Sky continued, things started getting more and more strange. When noon came, the sky became a much darker shade of red. The people of Yharnam were terrified. Something was happening, but no one knew if it was good or bad. Only time will tell. 

    Pale was walking through the back alley of the Cathedral Ward, and noticed the man the Henriett described arguing with someone. She hid nearby, and listened to their argument. She was curious. 

    Narrow Minded Man: I don't like your muddy boots on my property. 

    Gravedigger: Are you claiming that this entire walkway is your property? 

    Narrow Minded Man: Yes,…


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