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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Altair's Set is a custom attire set created by The Nameless Lancer. This is the set of attire that is given to Altair by the School of Mensis in chapter 7 of “Revenge of the Crow”, Unholy Confessions. It is very similar to what the Bloody Crow wears in game, but every piece is different in some way. The stats are also different. You would get this set from a boss fight against Altair that I have planned out. We'll get to that one another day. 


    • Altair's Helm: The helmet is a black reskin of the Cainhurst Helmet, with the addition of 2 eye holes, allowing Altair to see properly. There is also a red plume on the back of the helmet, instead of the white plume that the normal Cainhurst Helmet has. 
    • Altair's Garb: The garb is almost identical to t…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Page 1:

    My name is Harold Vladamir Jenkins. I'm going to be writing this diary to document my life, discoveries, and some other stuff that I never want to forget. I've never been very good at writing, so this might not be perfect, but that's okay. As long as it is readable, it'll be fine. 

    I want to give this to someone who has a big library. Maybe that window-breaking pyscopath Van Helsing. He has a big library. Hell. I've seen it myself. He could hold onto it for me. He might not be easy to convince, but I might be wrong. Cainhurst would be a safe place for this diary. 

    There will be 10 pages in this book. Some will be related to ancient artifacts that I have discovered. Some will be about personal stuff that I want to write down. And maybe…

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  • VicVague

    Deadliest Warrior Episode 2: Atagi Takayuki vs Altair



    Altair

    Description:

    Altair is the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst, though modified. With this fact, it is obvious that Altair is an extremely fast, powerful and smart opponent who can devastate many warrior shown on Deadliest Warrior. 

    Weapons and Equipment:

    Chikage: A devastatingly effective blood sabre. 4 1/2 feet long. Chiseled iron.

    Repeating Pistol: Fires two bullets at once. Very deadly at long, mid and close range.

    Numbing Mist: Numbs the life essence of victims. 

    Old Hunter Bone: Allows user to dash about with extreme quickness.

    Armor:

    Cainhurst Helmet: Thin yet strong mask with two eye holes.

    Crowfeather garb: Offers no protection.

    Ebony Gauntlets: Thick steel gauntlets. Heavy, yet very thick and…



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  • VicVague

    Shadows Die Twice

    March 15, 2018 by VicVague

    Atagi Takayuki returned to his Daimyo's Monestary only to see half of it crumbled to the ground. He heard the sound of his Daimyo screaming as he was lifted out of the building by the monsterous skeletal yokai, Gashadokuro. The yokai held Atagi's lord and bit into his abdominals. Blood was gushing out of Gashadokuro's teeth and the lord was silenced...

    When Atagi Takayuki remembered how his lord had trained him, took care of him and prepared him for honorable battle, he shed a tear as he drew his Naginata. His seven foot long spear was sure to pierce the bones of the yokai. Atagi climbed the roof of the standing half and stood at the level of the tall monster. He immediatly thrusted the spear into the skeletons jaw and merely chipped it. Ga…

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  • VicVague

    Deadliest Warrior Episode 1: Van Helsing vs. Victor, the Vileblood Slayer



    Victor, The Vileblood Slayer


    Description:

    Victor is a specialist at hunting and murdering Vilebloods. He stands at 5 feet and 11 inches. He is physically strong as well as mentally and will never surrender.


    Weapons and equipment:

    Machete: 1 meter long, steel blade. 

    Sawed-off Blunderbuss: Has devastating power. Range quickly drops off, making it ineffective at medium and long range.

    One handed Hatchet: 1 1/2 feet long. Steel head. Throwable.

    Iron Shield: Circular shield. Half-inch thick. 1 1/2 feet long in all directions from center. Straps hold it to arm.


    Armor:

    Shoulder plates: 1/4 inch thick iron plates on shoulders. Flexable as a result of leather at base.

    Right breast plat…






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  • VicVague

    I did this in another post, but it didn't allow me to edit, which got me good and pissed, so redo. I'll get an Admin to delete the past one...



    When the wounded Vilebloods were finished off, my army headed up to Cathedral Ward, rallied up the last knights and generals and cut their throats, before throwing them off the great bridge into the abyss below.

    I sent my army back to Hemwick so they could destroy any renforcments coming from Cainhurst Castle.

    I went up to Upper Cathedral Ward and broke open the gate. I walked in and personally delievered the message of a successful hunt. I found many dead Choir members and Kin beings running about. They were forced into a space with their own pets and became prey.

    The Kin weren't my bounty, but they ha…



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  • VicVague

    Another Update

    March 14, 2018 by VicVague

    Fanfictions:

    I am planning a short short fanfiction in my speculation of Shadows Die Twice.

    What to expect:

    • Samurai (duh)
    • Daimyo
    • Plenty of Yokai
    • Nue (maybe)

    I hope it is recieved well and it will be released before March, 16.



    Waifu:

    Im not a big "waifu" guy, never have been.

    Hino Enma from Nioh tops Maria easily. yeah I said it.



    Deadliest Warrior spinoff:

    The first Deadliest Warrior will be Van Helsing vs. Victor the Vileblood Slayer.

    The second will be Altair vs. (unamed Shadows Die Twice Samurai)




    Editing:

    Many of the edits have already been made. what I mean is, the articles have been fixed up and polished nicely, but I will try never the less



    Content Moderator???:

    I asked ARASHIRYUU0 if I could become another Content Moderator like Luna and Lancer. I won'…










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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Afterlife is the epilogue to my eigtheenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". This is a very interesting epilogue. In this chapter, Harold goes to heaven, and is reunited with a lot of people who died before he did. I hope you like this chapter. 

    I do want to say that this is just how I personally picture heaven. In terms of the look of the place, I picture it like what I imagine heaven looked like in Diablo 3 before Diablo attacked it. The first person that Harold meets might make this entire depiction of heaven seem sacrilegious, but I don't care. 

    Chronologically, this is the last chapter with Harold. However, I will be making a story about Strider Jenkins and the Ice Reapers called "Sins of the Father" in the future, and Harold will be in …

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  • The Nameless Lancer


    Many statues of Harold were built all throughout Yharnam. Everyone made sure that he would never be forgotten, and that his legacy will never die. 


    I hope that I succeeded in making this emotional. If I didn't, then I will be mad at myself. R.I.P. Harold Jenkins. If this chapter made you cry, then you are a good person. Tell me what you think in the comments. The epilogue will be out tomorrow, then I'm going to make a bonus chapter that is pretty much the diary that Harold gave Van Helsing in chapter 3. 

    The music playing in this chapter is called "Demise of the Ritual" from Shadow of the Colossus. 

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  • Dr-Eldritch5113

    Hi everyone! I intend to publish my stories (I feel like other people would buy them.) and I was wondering if you like my ideas for the front covers:


    I intend on using this rune for the cover of my first set of fanfics. Does it look familiar to anyone? It's the first rune I created and it's called the Plague Rune. I'll go more detailed when I make a blog post all about it. I feel like it fits the setting as the stories tend to center around Doctor Plague.





    I intend to use this beauty for the second set of Plague Tales. I use this rune to represent Mensis, and he is a central character in the stories and those I'm going to write (be patient!). I call it Eldritch and it's probably my favorite custom rune.






    I use this rune for the stories centerin…











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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Frantic is the fourth and penulimate chapter in my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". This is the third chapter that I've made where I had to do research beforehand, after City of Beasts and the remastered version of Deathless. I had to know how something that happens at the end of the chapter would actually happen. This is a very sad chapter, everybody. The ending is very sad. If you want to cry, that's fine. No one here's gonna judge you. I hope you enjoy this chapter. 


    Harold and Van Helsing went to Harold's favorite tavern in Central Yharnam to have a drinking contest. They sat down at the bar, and Harold said the rules. 

    Harold: So. We both drink a lot of alcohol. Whoever drinks more wins. If I win, you pay for my window. 

    Van H…


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Journal of viscount Frederick IV Albert Von Mauve.


    This thirst is insatiable. What's happened to me? Blood used to sickened me, now, it's so sweet and I can't get it out of my head. I drag my wounded leg to the grass-growned  pavement, sit down, and take deep breath. I wipe my mouth with my handkerchief and throw a pity look at the body heaps I left behind in my blood lust. Torn body parts litter the ground and viscera are laid bare on the cold cobble stone streets. I'm terried to see my arms have greatly increased in size and fur have covered the most part of it. My Pardessus is stink of blood and beast. When I stand up, I notice something is wrong with my trousers only to find that I have a tail behind my back. Am I a man or a beast? How …


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  • VicVague

    As I returned to Hemwick, I was met by a large number of men. Not Vilebloods, they admired me. One came forward and introduced himself.

    "We live here in Hemwick and have been suffering from the occupation of Cathedral Ward because our trade is cut off by the Vilebloods. The Church has been overrun and we are making no money, anymore. You however warrior, you kill Vileblood with ease, but you are not consistant. What you did was troubling for the Vilebloods but not enough."

    "Your point?" I questioned.

    "We have weapons in reserve, we could help you strike a considerable blow against our enemies..."

    "What kinds of weapons? I asked, as they had peaked my interest.

    "Rifles, bows, horses, spears, armor, sheilds, swords and axes. Our buisness is grave b…

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  • VicVague

    Soon, I will make pieces about fanfiction warriors clashing and who would win.

    Examples

    Victor the Vileblood Slayer vs. Van Helsing

    An Iron Lancer vs. A Hemwick Knight

    Altair vs. Doctor Plague

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Not being able to hug a Winter Lantern.

    When I voice my opinion, and people shit on it.

    Guns.

    Religious persecution.

    When people in movies claim to be from Louisiana, and they speak in a country accent. I’m from Louisiana, and we don’t talk like that.

    Having to wear glasses.

    Writing with pens.

    When my foods mix.

    Eating anything other than soup with a spoon.

    The KKK.

    Those god damn Shit Whales.

    Feminists.

    April 24th.

    The Nightmare of Mensis.

    When people say that Gaius Julius Caesar’s last name was Caesar. It’s Julius.

    My first vacation out of the United States. My first trip to Ireland was a massive disappointment.

    Tonitrus

    Kirkhammer

    Holy Moonlight Sword

    Fishmen

    Soulsborne dogs.

    When I don’t get what I want when I want it.

    Kevin from Home Alone

    Vegans

    Math

    Patches…

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  • VicVague

    The armored wall increased the pressure on me and I was forced to back away. They continued to increase their ground while I was forced to keep backing away. I smelled the curious pungent and very sweet sent that sung to me like a gentle hymn. I inhaled it among the danger infront of me and I felt staminia and a surge. An eagerness to lunge forward and tear my enemies to bloody pieces, so I did just that...

    After the carnage, the backup soldiers arrived and inspected the bodies. I used the last of my vigor to scale a steep rock wall and make my way to Cathedral Ward through uncharted territory.

    it was now nighttime and I arrived at an overlook and leaped down to find a small stairway and path to the Grand Cathedral. I crept along the fence a…

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  • VicVague

    My name is Victor, and I hunt Vilebloods...

    At the beginning of the days of Byrgenwerth, Forbidden blood was taken to a backup fortress reserved for the School of Mensis, Castle Cainhurst.

    ...It was at this Castle that this blood created the first of the Vilebloods... Years after this occured, the Vilebloods made their presence known when they utalized their huge iron legions of troops and invaded the Cathedral Ward and cut off Central Yharnam, Old Yharnam and Upper Cathedral Ward.

    They deemed the peasents and plebians of Hemwick Charnel Lane not a threat and did not close it up. The road running through the burial village was also how the Vilebloods sent in more troops...

    I have been hired by the Church itself to take their scalps and spines.…

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  • VicVague

    Facts About Vic

    March 12, 2018 by VicVague

    Name: VicVague

    Age: 16

    Race: White

    Eyes: Blue

    Hair color: Dark brown

    Birth place: Cincinnati, Ohio

    Religion: Nihilist/Atheist

    Height: 5'10

    Weight: 158

    Favorite color: Blue

    Favorite Video games: Bloodborne, Hollow Knight, Evolve, The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing, Dark Souls iii and Outlast 2

    Favorite Movies: Black Panther, The Conjuring, Saving Private Ryan, Mad Max: Fury Road, Godzilla (2014) and Alien: Covanent

    Favorite TV shows: Rick and Morty and Tokyo Ghoul

    Favorite Musician: LIL UZI VERT

    Favorite Song: Rap Saved Me

    Favorite Drink: Root Beer

    Favorite Food: Lamb

    Things I love uncontitionally: Cats, Crows, Hummingbirds and Polar bears

    Dream Jobs: Model, Actor, Musician and Comedian

    Best Attributes: eyes, eyebrows, jawline, sharp sense of humor, sty…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I just now realized something. Everybody should now that there are two versions of my first fanfiction: the original version, and the remastered version. They are almost identical story wise, but I did change some small plot points. That probably makes you wonder something: Which one is canon? I’m going to go over the differences between the two, then confirm which one is canon. Here we go:


    The only major plot point difference between these chapters is that Harold’s stepmom never tries to poison his food in the remastered version.


    There are two differences between these chapters. In the original, Harold’s journey to Yharnam takes a month. In the remaster, it takes a week. The other difference is Zachary’s weapons, but that’s minor.


    The only …




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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Welcome to another top 10 list. This time, I'm going to be telling you what my top 10 favorite NPCs are in Bloodborne. There are a lot of NPCs. Some are really cool, and some are not cool. Keep in mind that this is the opinion of one person, so you don't have to get angry if your favorite NPC isn't on here. Let's go. 


    I love The Doll. Everybody does. She is probably the most popular Bloodborne waifu. If you don't love The Doll, then you can go to hell (it's just a prank, bro). She is pretty good looking, and is very nice to the good hoonter. She also allows me to level up my stats, which is very important. She fucks me with her prices. That shit is expensive. I've been known to say this about anything involving money: "That's outrageous." G…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Gift for a Madman is the third chapter of my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". This chapter is really short, but also pretty funny. I hope you like it. The next two chapters are going to be amazing. Hopefully. 


    Harold walked out of his house, and Van Helsing was waiting for him. Harold reached into his satchel, pulled out his diary, and gave it to Helsing. He looked down at Harold's journal, and got a mischievous smile on his face. 

    Harold: I want you to have this, Helsing. Please, keep it safe for me. 

    Van Helsing: I will. I promise. 

    Harold: Pages 8 and 9 might interest you. 

    Van Helsing: I bet they will. 

    Van Helsing walked closer to the house, looked down at the diary again, and smiled. He threw the book at one of Harold's windows,…


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Caution: it's toxic. Read at your own risk.

    • My job in the waking world: game developer by day, freelance programmer by night... In a sense, I'm bound to a chair and can never escape, much like Gehrman. That's why I feel sorry for him.
    • Life Motto:   己所不欲, 勿施於人 (Confucius)  translated: "Never treat other the way you don't like to be treated yourself".
    • Things I like when I'm depressed: researching some survival skill, petting my cat, daydreaming, watching a documentary, reading random topics on wikipedia...
    • Favourite games: Bloodborne (what else?), Fall Out 4, Fall Out 3, Fall Out Vegas, Red Alert: Yuri Revenge, League of Legends, Sprouted Pixel Dungeon (I both love and hate it. It's a perma-death game which punish you hard), Stronghold: Crusader,…
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  • VicVague

    No Chalice Dungeons

    Cleric Beast

    I love hitting you a lot, but then you have a bad habit of hitting me back. This is highly unnecessary, please stop.


    Father Gascoigne

    Don't charge me, since your just going to get outmanuvered and outdamaged until you go 3rd phase on me and combo the fuck out of me. cunt.


    Vicar Amelia

    Stop screaming, you are literally louded than my mother. You hit hard but are very punishable. Also why do I do no damage to you? You have thinner limbs than kids in Africa and the middle east, yet you have the health and endurance of Moby Dick with steel armor. 


    Witches of Hemwick

    Fuck off with the grab spells. Your Mad Ones are blind as moles and you are not worthy of their service, because they look sick as hell.

    Martyr Logarius Eas…




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  • VicVague

    Zack's Update

    March 12, 2018 by VicVague

    This update is about what I will be doing from now on.

    I hope I can act on this, so lets talk about it.

    Edits:

    I used to make a lot of edits, then I got into discussions, then blogs. I should get back to editing and do my part instead of being a parasite. I also want to get to 1,000 edits and 1,000 discussion posts. I'll get this done kinda quickly.

    Username:

    It's not a good idea to use my real name like an idiot. Notice how I am the only one here who does that? Yeah, kinda stupid of me. How about: VicVague? that's kinda weird but I like it. 

    I just did it.

    Stop being a cunt:

    I get salty easily. I'm not going to stop being salty, but I'll stop showing it. I just feel like I get pissy and aggressive sometimes.


    New fanfiction:

    This time my focuses wil…


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  • VicVague

    Zack facts Exam

    March 11, 2018 by VicVague

    This Exam will test you on how well you know me. The Questions will increase will difficulty.



    1. What's my favorite weapon in Bloodborne?

    A. Whiligig Saw

    B. Beast Cutter

    C. Boom Hammer

    D. Chikage

    2. What is my favorite left hand weapon in Bloodborne?

    A. Loch Shield

    B. Evelyn

    C. Cannon

    D. Blunderbuss

    3. What is my favorite area in Bloodborne?

    A. Forsaken Castle Cainhurst

    B. Forbidden Woods

    C. Hemwick Charnel Lane

    D. Cathedral Ward

    4. Who is my favorite NPC in Bloodborne?

    A. Valtr, Master of the League

    B. Elieen the Crow

    C. The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst

    D. Simon the Harrowed

    5. What's my favorite color?

    A. Blue

    B. Dark Red

    C. Black

    D. Purple

    6. What's my favorite boss in Dark Souls 1?

    A. Gwyn, Lord of Cinder

    B. Artorias, the Abyss Walker

    C. Manus, Father of the Abyss

    D. C…



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  • VicVague

    Feel free to tell me my you disagree even though you likely won't give these dudes a chance.

    Comment which rapper you think is the weirdest.



    10. Playboi Carti

    Notable songs: Magnolia, wokeuplikethis*, Broke Boi, Heavy

    9. LIL PUMP

    Notable songs: Boss, Designer, Iced Out, Gucci Gang

    8. Kodak Black

    Notable songs: Patty Cake, Too Many Years, Tunnel Vision, Running Outta Love

    7. Ski Mask the Slump God

    Notable songs: Take A Step Back, BabyWipe, Rambo

    6. Quavo

    Notable songs: Rap Saved Me (featured), Dubai Shit

    5. 21 Savage

    Notable songs: Rap Saved Me, Savage Mode, Darth Vader

    4. My Chemical Romance

    Notable songs: Teenagers, Welcome to the Black Parade

    3. Imagine Dragons

    Notable songs: Believer, Thunder, Radioactive, Demons

    2. Metro Boomin

    Notable songs: Ghostface K…



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  • VicVague

    More Favorite Albums

    March 10, 2018 by VicVague

    This time I wont go in order of any sort, because that would take more effort.

    Today, I was on Spotify and I remembered some of my favorite artists and now I'm back into them. These would include Falloutboy, Twenty One Pilots, X Ambassadors, All American Rejects and Green Day. So expect something other than all Hip-Hop.

    10. American Idiot by Green Day (Classic)

    9. Save Rock and Roll by FallOutBoy

    8. Evolve by Imagine Dragons

    7. Issa Album by 21 Savage

    6. Designer by LIL PUMP

    5. The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

    4. The Lady Killer by Cee Lo Green

    3. LUV is Rage 2 by LIL UZI VERT

    2. Heathens by Twenty One Pilots

    1. Without Warning by 21 Savage, Offset and Metro Boomin (I have learned nothing)



    Feel free to disagree or get triggered

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I'm making a quiz about myself. I want to see how well people know me. This isn't an original idea. Zack Treadway did this first, and that inspired me to make one about me. If you are able to get everyone of these questions right, then you are awsome. I have 15 questions in this quiz. Questions 2, 11, 12, and 15 are related to my many fanfictions. I will give you the answers at the end. Good luck. Here you go: 

    Warning: Question 11 is kind of weird.



    1. What is my favorite band? 

    A. Metallica, B. Avenged Sevenfold, C. Disturbed, D. Black Sabbath



    2. What was the name of my first fanfiction? 

    A. The Legend of Harold Jenkins, the Nameless Lancer, B. Bloody Crow of Cainhurst, C. Rise of the Nameless Lancer, D. Hail to the Queen 



    3. Who is my hero? 

    A.…







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  • The Nameless Lancer

    In case you missed the previous one. 

    Name: The Nameless Lancer 

    Best day of my life: January 31, 2018, when I went to my first Avenged Sevenfold concert. 

    Worst day of my life: April 24, 2010, when my mom died of cancer. 

    Favorite author: Edgar Allen Poe (even though Poe himself is a nut job) 

    My theme songs: Save Me (Avenged Sevenfold), Wherever I May Roam (Metallica), Of Wolf and Man (Metallica)

    Favorite games from my childhood: Plants vs. Zombies, Sid Meier's Pirates, Lego Batman, Rome: Total War, Empire: Total War, Napoleon: Total War, Civilization 4, Halo 3, and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. 

    Biggest fears: Snakes, Pyramid Head from Silent Hill, large skyscrapers, going to outer space (thank you, Dead Space), needles, and my assistant pri…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The End is Drawing Near is the second chapter of my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". I hope you like this chapter. 

    This story all takes place in one day. The day that it takes place on probably makes the ending even more sad. The next three chapters are going to be really good. This is a sad story. Also, there is some sexual content in this chapter. In the first few sentences, as a matter of fact. 


    Harold's desk was rocking very violently. He was grunting very aggressively. Henriett was panting heavily. When Harold heard something nearby, he backed away, and pulled his pants back up. Henriett pulled her pants back up, turned around, and looked at Harold. She was breathing very heavily. 

    Henriett: Why are you stopping? 

    Harold: I th…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Dying Light is the first chapter of my eighteenth fanfiction, "The Final Chapter". As the title of this story suggests, this is the last chapter in Harold's story. This has been an amazing series, and it is now coming to an end. This takes place 11 years after "Return of the Lancer". In case you're wondering why I chose the name of this chapter, it's meant to signify how Harold is a dying old man. He is 82 years old, which is very old. I hope you like this story. 

    This chapter mainly gives some insight about the current situation. Don't expect much conflict. There isn't really any action in this story. There is some comedy here and there, and only 1 death. 

    Harold does some things with his demi-god blood in this chapter that are pretty inter…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Hail to the Lancer is the fifth and final chapter of seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". This chapter is short, but also pretty funny. I hope you like it. 


    Harold spent the next two hours writing his speech. It was less than 200 words, but he was having trouble thinking about what to say. He wrote it in an empty journal, and felt proud of it. He told his family to come with him to the Cathedral Ward, because there would be a lot of people there. They left the house, and went to the Cathedral Ward. 

    As they walked to the Cathedral Ward, many people looked at Harold. Because he was wearing his hood, they had no idea who he was. He looked like an old wizard, which was not something that you would see everyday in Yharnam. Everybody k…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Everybody should be well aware about how much I love music. Music is a very big part of my life, and I hope that I will one day be able to be a singer in a metal band and make my own music. I want to share my top 15 favorite Soulsborne OSTs. I don't even know if that is how to properly say the plural for OST, but I'm not really in the mood to look that up. There are a lot of great OSTs in the series. I think that almost every boss has a unique soundtrack. There are some exceptions to that, like the two Smelter Demons sharing their soundtrack with the Ruin Sentinals. I'm going to go over my favorites with you. I'm not going to talk about the songs. I'm going to make a list, share links to the songs, and let you enjoy them. Here you go: 

    1. A…

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  • VicVague

    Let's Talk about Nioh

    March 7, 2018 by VicVague

    Nioh released on February 4, 2017 for the PS4 and Microsoft Windows and all it took just a few days or a week to prove why it is better than Souls games. Bold statement I know, today I will talk about why so people can play it, and also for attention. Nioh takes place in Feudal Japan and is all about William Adams, an english man crossing paths with the english alchemist, Edward Kelley; who stole your guardian spirit and who is single handedly tearing Japan apart by unleashing Yokai demons upon the people. William will follow Kelley across battlefields, villages, temples and strongholds to finish what Kelley started and become a great Samurai in the process.

    Bosses:

    The bosses in Nioh are eaily cooler than those in Bloodborne and maybe even …

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  • VicVague

    Off-Topic posts on the discussion page has been very frequent recently. Me and some other people have been kinda overusing the Off-Topic catagory, but not to the point that it's spam. Spam is the obnoxious and continuous repetition or never ending unwanted messages or whatever, which is not what was happening. 

    The Off-Topic posts were starting to get tedious and a little much though, so I will agree to that. 

    About the Accusers

    Some users who will remain anomyous, felt the need to be equally tedious with their comments in a dissucssion named "A Request" where they took my kindness and agreements as weakness and an unwilling spirit to fight back. It's almost funny how they think that they are being condisending, I don't know why your looking …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    A Man of Peace is the fourth and penultimate chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". Harold actually starts changing in this chapter. He's never not going to be a player, but he changes in other ways. I hope you like this chapter. 

    I've been meaning to say this for a while, but I picture the interior of Harold and Henriett's house kind of like the Marakarth house in Skyrim. Just so you know how to picture his house. There is one key difference, though: This house actually has windows. We all know how unfortunate Harold's windows are. 


    Kolar: Harold, are you aware that you forgot all of the belongings that you brought to my castle? 

    Harold: I was in a bit of a hurry to get out of there. Do you have a special power that ca…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I'm going to tell you my ten favorite album covers. This is just my own personal opinion, so you don't have to agree with me. Let's go. 

    1. 10: Escape the Fate - This War is Ours 
    1. 9: Metallica - ...And Justice for All 
    1. 8: Disturbed - Immortalized 
    1. 7: Avenged Sevenfold - The Stage 
    1. 6: Metallica - St. Anger 
    1. 5: Disturbed - Asylum 
    1. 4: Disturbed - Indestructible
    1. 3: Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists 
    1. 2: Metallica - Metallica 
    1. 1: Avenged Sevenfold - Hail to the King 
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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Luna's Favourite albums

    • Minutes to Midnight - Linkin Park
    • Meteora - Linkin Park
    • Living Things - Linkin Park
    • The Hunting Party - Linkin Park
    • One More Light Live - Linkin Park
    • Live in Texas - Linkin Park
    • Road to Revolution - Linkin Park
    • Fallen - Evanescence
    • The Devil Within - Digital Daggers
    • Get Wet - Krewella
    • Transmission - Starset
    • Note From the Underground - Hollywood Undead


    Soundtrack from games:

    • Smite and Ignite - fictional band "Pentakill" (League of Legends)
    • Bloodborne Original Soundtrack
    • Skyrim Original Soundtrack
    • S4 League Original Soundtrack
    • Warcraft 3 Original soundtrack
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  • VicVague

    Quiz about Zack

    March 7, 2018 by VicVague

    I have thought of doing this for a while, so this is happening regardless of how self centered it is.

    The reward for passing is feeling good about it.

    This Quiz will test (get it) how well you are familiar with my personality and my standing on certain topics.



    1. What is my favorite boss in all of soulsborne games?

    A. Darkbeast Paarl  B. Abyss Watchers C. Slave Knight Gael D. Lady Maria



    2. Who is my favorite musician?

    A. LIL PUMP B. 21 Savage C. LIL UZI VERT D. Mariyln Manson



    3. Do I like the Beasthunter Saif more than the Burial Blade?

    Yes

    No



    4. Which Content Moderator have I had the most interaction with and do I regret it?

    A. The Nameless Lancer and Yes


    B. CUTELUNAMOON and No


    C. DOCTOR_PLAGUE5113 and Yes


    D. The Nameless Lancer and No


    E. Zack Treadway…












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  • VicVague

    10. Champion Gundyr

    This fight reminds me of my brother a lot. This big ol' somehow living statue is a fan of charging you down and curbstomping you in the jaw a lot of times before going linebacker on you and making you a part of the earth again. Champion isn't too hard, but is still dangerous non the less.

    Champion Gundyr hits very hard, no doubt about it, but if you are good at utalizing your invincibility frames and keep it up, then he will struggle. make sure to not try and be more aggressive than him, because he will promptly gut kick you and then slam you into the ground.

    9. Artorias, The Abyss Walker

    Among my favorite bosses. Artorias isn't shy about leaping into the air and slamming your punk-ass into the earth and chopping you up lik…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Demons is the third chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". This chapter has some action towards the beginning. It's been a while since I've had some good action in a chapter, hasn't it? I hope you enjoy this chapter.

    This chapter gets kind of emotional pretty quickly. Harold reveals something that he will never forgive himself for. 


    Harold left Ancrya, and went back to Yharnam. He was heading back to his house when he was approached by 3 teenagers wearing bandanas and carrying knives. They wanted to rob Harold, not knowing who he was since he was wearing his hood. He wasn't intimidated by them. 

    Harold: You look like you're up to no good. You probably don't know who I am, but I can tell you that I am the last person in …


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  • VicVague

    Coolest Album Covers

    March 6, 2018 by VicVague

    Singles count as Album covers

    10. Lie Detector by 24hrs and LIL PUMP

    This cover is really hot and pleasing, to me at least.

    9. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance

    I don't have to justify this one. I just like it anyways.

    8. Savage Mode | 21 Savage & Metro Boomin by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin

    I like the clean looking Bowie Knife piercing what looks like a rose. Plus, with Metro Boomin on production, his name in the album made it sound better.

    7. Skateboard P by MadeinTYO

    Madein Tokyo really out did himself with this work of art, truely. This is more of traditional japanese art with the small hint of Hip-Hop culture.

    6. LUV is Rage 2 by LIL UZI VERT

    Uzi has looked better, since he looks like he is in mid yawn, but the stuff behind hi…

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  • VicVague

    15 things I hate

    March 6, 2018 by VicVague

    Yeah, I shortened it because I am tired of having to think of shit and suffering from lack of thought process...

    Poetry

    Politically retarded people (You know what i'm talking about)

    Hypocritical people (I said this previously I think, but this is relevent, so I will double down on it)

    My reading glasses

    People who describe themselves as straight edge

    People who use emojis to try and sound humble but come off as condisending generic retards (Yeah, I'm salty)

    People who end every statement or sentence directed towards a guy with "bruh" 

    People who say that "Crap" and "sucks" are swear words

    People over 13, who refer to profanity as "cuss words"... call it curse in the context of stuff like; to hell with you, damn you, fuck you, etc,          call it …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Weeaboos

    Cancer

    The movie “The Other Guys” (the only bad Mark Wahlberg movie)

    Donald Trump

    LeafyIsHere

    Turn: Washington Spies (Why is it called “Turn” when there are no zombies?)

    Math

    Science

    My fifth, sixth, and seventh grade literature/reading teacher

    Sarcastic people

    Promise breakers

    Deal breakers

    Being lied to

    Not being told things

    Having to drink water (it tastes like NOTHING)

    The Orphan of Kos

    The Bed of Chaos

    The book “Banner in the Sky” (the worst book ever)

    Almost every ending in Soulsborne

    Winter Lanterns (I want to give her a hug, but the game won’t let me. It’s not fair!)

    Toddlers who act like they know shit

    Having to repeat myself more than once.

    When people spell or pronounce my last name wrong.

    When movies end in pointless cliffhangers.

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  • VicVague

    Social Justice Warriors (since they are brewing up more hate then the people they are complaining and whining to)

    Eagles

    Kids when they treat me like a play thing and climb up on me

    Squeaky seats and the idiots who don't oil them up (or whatever you do to make them not squeak)

    The people who have the gull to think that there opinion should be mine for whatever reason

    Socialism

    People who get excited about April 20th

    Being forced to read

    Roman Empire

    Vikings

    Greek stuff (ancient)

    When people question my preferences

    my lack of creativity

    how sensative i am over the internet (but not in the flesh) 

    When I encourage kids to attack people but they say "no", but then the "people" tell them to attack me and they do... like wtf???

    My brother's country music

    My na…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Revelations is the second chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". You know, this is pretty funny. I've been wanting to use this chapter title about 6 times in the past, but have never done it. I mean, there's a chapter called "Dark Revelations" in Hail to the Queen, but it's not the same. I think that this chapter is pretty good, but that's just me. Let's get started. 

    This chapter is called "Revelations" because there is something that Harold tells Samantha that is a very important revelation. Also, something happens in this chapter that might make it seem like Harold is cheating on Henriett, but he doesn't intentionally cheat on her. You don't have to be a genious to know who it is. 


    Harold and Henriett went to bed tog…


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  • VicVague

    My opinion so no getting triggered about the lack of Pink Floyd or Avenged Sevenfold (you know who you are)

    10. Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World by LIL UZI VERT

    Notable Songs; Baby Are You Home and Canadian Goose

    9. DAMN. by Kendrick Lamar

    Notable Songs; HUMBLE, BLOOD and DNA

    8. Issa Album by 21 Savage

    Notable Songs; Savage Mode and 7 Min Freestyle

    7. The Perfect LUV Tape by LIL UZI VERT

    Notable Songs; Your Lost, Erase Your Social and Do What I Want

    6. Breaking Heart Kodak by Kodak Black

    Notable Song; Running Outta Love

    5. Jeffery by Young Thug

    Notable Song; Wyclef Jean

    4. Sremm Life 2 by Rae Sremmurd

    Notable Song; Black Beatles

    3. LXRDSZN by SCARLXRD

    Notable Songs; HAUNTED and UNDERDXSE

    2. LUV is Rage 2 by LIL UZI VERT

    Notable Songs; Diamonds All On My Wrists, D…

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  • VicVague

    I love Rick and Morty more than I love most things.

    It always makes me laugh and I quote Rick Sanchez a lot. I also have a bunch of merch and posters. If you haven't watched Rick and Morty and are still depriving yourself of the experiance, then come out of your shell and treat yourself.

    10. The References

    The references in Rick and Morty are usually hard to get because they range from Inception to other things that I don't really get, but the references are not tetious, they come at unexpected times and always have a good 'ol kick to them.

    9. The Storyline

    Season 1 follows Morty bugging Rick or Rick forcing Morty into deadly and traumatising situations that I am suprised don't give him worse PTSD than Vietnam Veterans. Season 2 follows basical…

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  • VicVague

    NG+4 Boss Deaths

    March 4, 2018 by VicVague

    New Game Plus 4 deaths and my excuses



    Cleric Beast: 1 (I get too aggressive and don't pay attention to health)

    Father Gascoigne: 2 (3rd phase & jumping attack spam)

    Blood-Starved Beast: 3 (grab attack)

    Vicar Amelia: 0

    Shadows of Yharnam: 0

    Witches of Hemwick: 0

    Martyr Logarius: 0

    Rom, the Vacuous Spider: 2 (Meteors and Spiders)

    Darkbeast Paarl: 4 (AOE)

    One Reborn: 1 (We died at same time...) 

    Micolash, Host of the Nightmare: 0

    Mergo's Wet Nurse: 1 (cocky)

    Gehrman, the First Hunter: 1 (High damage)

    Moon Presence: 1 (I let him)

    Ludwig, the Accursed: 2 (Charge attack)

    Living Failures: 0

    Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower: 0

    Orphan of Kos: 3 (lack of parrying)

    Lawrence, the First Vicar: 2 (fire)

    Amygdala: I quite trying at my 13th death

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  • VicVague

    In this blog, I will talk about From Softwares new IP and what I think will happen and stuff like that.

    I think that we will play as a Samurai and our Daimyo (Regional Lord) will hire us as an assassin and we will have too cross treachurous areas and face down with the targeted Daimyo by fighting his Samurai bodyguards and eventually killing the Daimyo. After that, we will find that our Dimyo was killed and our name (whatever that may be) has disrespected. As a Samurai, if your name was disrespected, you would naturally go after the one who dishonored you and enact honorable justice apon him, we will pursue him and fight him to the death. 

    Raiders from wherever would also control areas on the coast of the Pacific and we could have the option…

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