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  • VicVague

    10. Sulyvahn's Beast

    That crooked smile couldn't be sicker or more awesome, so much than I want to curve my smile in such a twisted way now. They aren't beasts for no reason and they plan to serve Pontiff well.

    9. Labyrinth Warrior (Greatsword)

    These guys hit super hard and have awesome attacks remenicent of Dark Souls and would fit in just perfectly. The ground scraping attack is hard to properly dodge and will knock you right into the air. 

    8. Keeper of the Old Lords

    I love their look so much that it is the only set I ever wear. Their attacks and such are pretty cool and they are fun to fight but they look like me if I was a character in Dark Souls with the cinder on their cloth.

    7. Deep Accursed

    These look amazing and so crooked it makes me sm…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Return of the Lancer is the first chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, “Return of the Lancer”. I’m releasing this early. I have to write this on my iPhone 6 right now, so it might not be perfect, but we’ll have to see. This chapter is pretty good. At least, I think that it’s good, you ungrateful bastards. Sorry about that.

    Wait until you see how many women Harold slept with in the last 25 years. It’s more than a thousand. That’s for sure. Take that, Van fucking Helsing! Harold’s a bigger player than you, you piece of shit! I hate that guy. I’m just messing around, if you can’t tell. I like Van Helsing. I prefer him in Into the Labyrinth. The insane Van Helsing gets kind of annoying after a while. Harold is still a bigger player than him, thou…

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  • VicVague

    10. Two

    The beginning of this song is boring, but it quickly picks up and becomes outstanding. I love the end the most and all and all makes for a fantastic starter for LUV is Rage 2.

    9. 444 + 222

    This beast of asong starts off quick and never looses momentum. This one of the few songs that drop obvious hints that Symere (Uzi) is a satanist, so much that one could call it too obvious. Like a common Lil Uzi vert song, the lyrics are kinda hard to understand but you'll get it soon enough.

    8. Loaded

    One of his most popular tunes, Loaded starts off slow but picks up and gets too good to handle. This song is a really great one that cannot be missed and is one of the songs that really defines Uzi.

    7. Sauce It Up

    SIU is like Loaded where it picks up ste…

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    7. 1017 vs. The World

    This album was a waste of time almost, or at least to me it was. This doesn't have a single song that i like and you never hear anyone say they liked it. Pretty bad

    6. 2 Luv is 2 Rage

    This isn't as bad as 1017 but is still pretty bad.

    5. Luv is Rage 1.5

    This extension of LUV is Rage did it's job, in extending the original album, but it didn't really add anything to the table. it also has my 2nd fav album cover in Uzi's collection.

    4. LUV is Rage

    The classic reamins a great album, with one of my favorites, All My Chains. This album was one of the kickstarters for Uzi and all and all was met with a lot of success.

    3. The Perfect Luv Tape

    This mixtape was an instant success with some very catchy tunes like Erase Your Social, Your…

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  • VicVague

    Feel free to disagree



    10. Watchdog of the Old Lords vs. Champion Gundyr

    Champion is pretty dman relentless, but his inability to stagger the Watchdog will be his diadvantage, because he is used to going linebacker on you or gutkicking you ten feet into the air. Watchdog has his charge attack that would knock Gundyr around really badly, however and the continuous fire damage. Gundyr however would have the neverending barrage of smashes and slams that would eventually make the fire hound fall over and explode.

    Winner: Champion Gundyr

    9. Blood-Starved Beast vs. Crystal Sage

    This one is easier than the last. While BSB is trying to get to the clones and real sage, he is going to continuously bombarded by Sages spells and ranged attacks. Poison won't…



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  • VicVague

    Bloodborne is not an actual horror game, but it is superior to most horror games in multiple areas.

    1. The sense of something to lose

    In most horror games, you don't suffer much from death except redoing a area or two, that's it. In Bloodborne, the thought of losing a ton of blood echoes makes your stomach drop. You must stay on your toes and vigilant at all times so you don't lose your hard worked reward. In Alien: Isolation, Slenderman, The Evil Within etc, I don't feel that sense of dred of losing my hard work. Of course, you don't like dying, but you don't care as much as you do in Bloodborne.

    2. Atmosphere 

    In Bloodborne, you feel liek it's a real world, because you see Cainhurst in early game, and are like "That looks like it would be fu…

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  • VicVague

    Black Panther Rant

    March 2, 2018 by VicVague

    Black Panther has been highly anticipated and very hyped for a while and by everyone including me. So far, this is the first superhero movie that I have really wanted to see except Deadpool and Suicide Squad. 

    The problem is this: black people are saying the following "If you don't see Black panther, or don't like it then you are a racist."

    I couldn't disagree more, but i still really want to see it because it looks kickass and I am now reading the comics which I am hooked on.

    The african community has now found their next popular attraction to cling to and they use it to get their regular dose of attention they so badly desire. Black Panther and black people laughing are nigh identical in the way that they use it for maximum attention grabbi…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    M.I.A. (Missing in Action) is the fifth and final chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". You're going to love this chapter. That is a fact. 

    This chapter is pretty short, but it is very good. Then again, I've said that several times in the past, and people disagreed with me almost every time. There are a few exceptions, though.


    The crimson sun began to set, and the Crimson Day was coming to an end. Jack and Lydia left Ancrya, and went to Fort Wellington to train on their own. Henriett began heading home. Samantha was thinking about the Gravedigger, and how he knew her name. She then realized who he was. After all, no one else had that accent. 

    Hajvarr arrived at the fort not long after Jack and Lydia did, and offered to train them…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    A Ghost from the Past is the fourth and penultimate chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". This story is pretty good so far, so I hope that it will stay strong. Let's get started. I'm finishing this story today. 

    I was originally going to have 5 chapters, the prologue, and an epilogue, but now I'm not going to have the epilogue. 


    Pale left Henriett's house, and went home. Henriett, Jack, and Lydia left the house, and headed to Ancrya. In Ancrya, Samantha was walking home, and the Gravedigger approached her. His presence made her feel very uncomfortable. She recognized his voice when he spoke. 

    Gravedigger: Hello there. It's a lovely day today, isn't it? 

    Samantha: Not really. What do you want? 

    Gravedigger: I was just looking for so…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Yharnam Sky is the third chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". This chapter is pretty funny. I hope you like it. 


    As the Day of the Crimson Sky continued, things started getting more and more strange. When noon came, the sky became a much darker shade of red. The people of Yharnam were terrified. Something was happening, but no one knew if it was good or bad. Only time will tell. 

    Pale was walking through the back alley of the Cathedral Ward, and noticed the man the Henriett described arguing with someone. She hid nearby, and listened to their argument. She was curious. 

    Narrow Minded Man: I don't like your muddy boots on my property. 

    Gravedigger: Are you claiming that this entire walkway is your property? 

    Narrow Minded Man: Yes,…


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  • VicVague

    !!!! SPOILER ALERT !!!!



    10. Wolfenstein II: The New Collossus

    Machine games really perfected the formula with this kickass first person shooter. I usually don't play a lot of shooter games, but this is too good to ignore. Shooting, stabbing and strangling the Waffen S.S. never has looked this good and been so fun. The Nazi's though they defeated B.J. Blaskowitz when the beheaded him in front of the worldwide reich, but B.J. will never truely be killed. Duel Wielding triple barreled shotguns and huge assualt rifles is great and very smooth. Graphics are very slick during combat and the sound effects are simplily divine. The huge machines stomping around and launching themselves at you are amazing and so lifelike. The nazis are so unrelenting,…



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  • The Nameless Lancer

    When I reviewed arc 2 of Luna's story for the first time, I said that the story had a lot of potential, but all of it was lost because of how out of place the two Diary of Sophia chapters were, how horrible chapter 12 was, the fact that an Old Hunter raped a female Beast Patient, how much the story changed directions and got lost, and how diffcult it was to follow. Well, I was 100% correct. That review was very hard to make, and I still feel bad about how negative it seemed. However, Luna recently remastered the story, and that is why I'm doing this re-review. The remaster helped this story out drastically. Almost every one of the issues was fixed. It still has a few issues that can never be fixed, but that's okay. This story will definite…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I made a list about my top 10 favorite bands before. I'm going to do something similar to that. This time, I'm going to be doing my top ten favorite movies. This is my own personal opinion, so please don't crucify me in the comments if your favorite movie isn't on this list. Quite a few of these are Marvel movies. That really shows how much I love Marvel. Ready? Let's go. 

    I'm not going to spoil anything, so don't worry about that. 


    The final movie where Hugh Jackman plays as Wolverine is an absolute masterpiece. Wolverine has always been one of my favorite superheroes, so I will always enjoy movies about him. It takes place in the future, which is usually a bad thing, but this is one exception to that. Laura is a little badass. Everytime I …


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Natural Born Killer is the second chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". More Avenged Sevenfold song titles. I hope you like this chapter. 


    At Fort Wellington, Jack and Lydia prepared for their training. Hajvarr didn't get to train either of them very often, since Jack used his bow, and Lydia used two small blades. Since neither of them used heavy weapons, Hajvarr didn't have a purpose in their training. Pale trained Lydia, and Henriett trained Jack. 

    Lydia was very agile, fast, and stealthy, but not very skilled with her two daggers. She could fight perfectly fine, but compared to other warriors who had come before her, she was definitely worse. Her armor was designed to give her a lot of protection, but also allow her to move q…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Blood of Hades is a race of gods in The Story of Harold Jenkins. They are the descendants of Hades, god of the Underworld. Most are considered full gods, but there are a few exceptions to this. The Blood of Hades rule Thrace, and had no presence in Yharnam until Harold arrived. 


    • Kolar 
    • Strider Jenkins

    • Harold Jenkins 

    • Jack Jenkins - 1/4 god 
    • Lydia Jenkins II - 1/4 god 

    • Rise of the Reapers 
    • Sins of the Father (Coming soon) 

    • Hades Beast - The Blood of Hades have the power to transform into a hideous beast. With the size of an Abhorrent Beast, large claws (resembling Daedric Gauntlets in Skyrim), and a helmet-like face with no eyes (resembling Pelagia in Shadow of the Colossus), the Hades Beasts are completely invincible. However, the power can on…





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  • VicVague

    Lets get this straight, because I hate it when I dress up the way I want to and have Hot Topic logos on my cloths, so people are like, "Emo?"

    Goth- Dresses black. Wears crosses, boots and a lot of leather (and metal spikes in some cases) have rock influences and will sometimes dress like it's halloween.

    Emo- Dye their hair bright colors, piercings. Emo means emotional and thus relates to anger, jealously, sadness, grief etc.

    Edgy- doesn't dress like emo or goth, but still is mildly similar in style.

    self harming isn't a joke btw and just because you do it, doesn't mean your emo.

    any questions?

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  • VicVague

    Im going to go ahead and say in advance that I am not a nazi... you'll know why I said that soon...

    Feminazis

    eye shadow

    taking a speeding soccor ball to the nuts (that happened today)

    Marvel

    DC (superhero dc, not the place)

    people who assume "mild autism" equals being a full fledged retard

    "dank memes"

    people who disagree that Hitler looks emo. What? he does

    people who get pissy when I make jokes about retards

    kik

    most social medias

    kids

    seagulls

    people who reject dark humor

    mouthy black girls

    powerpoint

    my old environmental science teacher who I called a bitch

    very hot weather

    beaches

    sunburns

    south park (because of inconsistant humor)

    holocuast deniers

    farting and lying about it

    using handicaps as an excuse to be a asshole

    people who call me a weeb

    Yamori (Jason…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Mother is the first chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". The title is pretty self-explanatory. I hope you like this chapter, as well as this entire story. 

    I want to say that my next three fanfictions are going to be very different from my previous stuff. There is not going to be much action in them. I have proved that I don't need to have an action packed story in order to make the story good. "The Stage" didn't have that much action, and it turned out a masterpiece. Hopefully "Crimson Day", "Return of the Lancer", and "The Final Chapter" will have that same magic. 


    Henriett woke up, got dressed, and went into the living room of her house. Even though it has been almost 26 years, she still wasn't used to waking up alone ev…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Welcome to another fanfiction review. I'm going to be reviewing Zack Treadway's first fanfiction. I have very mixed feelings about this story. I personally think that the story is very raw, and a bit unfinished. It feels very rushed. It was Zack's first fanfiction, so I don't blame him for that. This story is also a bit weird because all of the chapters are on one blog post, unlike the rest of us that separate them, but that definitely makes this story unique. 

    I'm sorry, Zacky Boy, but I strongly dislike your character in this story. He is a terribly written character, and shows almost no personality. He's more of a machine than a human. I don't understand why he does the things that he does, and he isn't a believable character at all. He …

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  • VicVague

    Some might call it foul on me spotlighting other people without consent, but this is still happening. Only those who I deem relevent or who I know well enough.

    The Nameless Lancer- Nameless King (Dark Souls 3)

    I wonder why.

    Mordandesamen- Capra Demon (Dark Souls)

    Both look neat and all, but the obvious is still obvious. Such as the demon relying on dogs, as Mordan relyies on these:👌👌👌.

    Docter-Plague5113- The Devil (Cuphead)

    Not gonna lie, I barely know the doc with the beak but I still like him a lot and hold him in high regard, so this is suitable.

    Sanguine Regis- Judgement (Hyper light Drifter)

    I hope I spelled this dudes name right. I don't know much about Regis, but I like him anyway. 

    VicVague- Grimm (Hollow Knight, The Grimm Troupe)

    None of yo…

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  • VicVague

    Facts about Zacky

    February 28, 2018 by VicVague

    Name: Zacky

    Gender: Male

    Race: American

    Age: 16

    Hair: Dark brown (Sometimes I dye it black) Short hair.

    Eyes: Blue

    Height: 5'10

    Weight: 158

    Past Serious Injuries: Breaking Left forearm. Dislocating left shoulder.

    Birthdate: March, 16, 2002

    Favorite Colors: Royal Blue, Deep Black, Dark Red

    Place of Birth: Cincinnati, Ohio

    Religion: Raised as a Catholic. Atheist/Nihilist

    Favorite Food: Lamb, Ramen, Guacamole, Salsa, Tea, Coffee.

    Favorite Music Genre: Hip/Hop

    Favoirte Artists: LIL UZI VERT, 21 Savage, Kodak Black, Marilyn Manson and LIL PUMP.

    Favorite Music Producer: Metro Boomin

    Favorite Song: Rap Saved Me by 21 Savage

    Favorite Book: The Arrival

    Favorite Shows: Rick and Morty and Tokyo Ghoul.

    Favorite Movie Genre: Horror

    Favorite Holiday: Halloween

    Favorite Movie…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Shakespeare

    Peanut butter

    Whipped cream

    Sour cream

    Cream cheese

    Scientology

    Totalitarianism

    Donald Trump’s hair

    Edgar Allan Poe (the person, his writing is fine)

    Skrillex

    Hearing people say bad things about Avenged Sevenfold, Muslims, violent video games, and anything that I like.

    Elder Scrolls Online

    Ezio Auditore’s outfit in Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood.

    That fucking Romeo and Juliet movie with those motherfucking garden gnomes.

    The movie Zero Dark Thirty.

    The Big Bang Theory

    Most Disney kids shows.

    Not being able to swear around my grandparents.

    When I don’t get what I want when I want it.

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Name: The Nameless Lancer (Did you really think that I was going to give you my real name?)

    Age: 16

    Birthday: May 8, 2001

    Gender: Male

    Race: White.

    Hair Color: Dark Brown

    Eye Color: Brown

    Place of birth: New Orleans, Louisiana, United States of America

    Religion: I was raised Catholic, but lost faith in God when my mom died. I can be considered a Pagan due to my massive obsession with Greek Mythology.

    Hobbies: Video games, YouTube, watching TV, reading, building things with Legos, listening to music, and writing fanfictions.

    Favorite color: Crimson

    Favorite movies: The Hitman’s Bodyguard, The Patriot, Lonesome Dove, Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

    Favorite TV Show: Sons of Anarchy

    Favorite video games: Bloodborne, Skyrim, Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain…

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  • VicVague

    Here are the most impressive, catchy, most well recieved and most well known albums in the history of music

    Not liking the album or artist is redundant

    Opinion has nothing to do with reality

    10. Dr. Dre - The Chronic

    9. LIL UZI VERT - LUV is Rage 2

    8. Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV

    7. Eagles - Their Greatest Hits

    6. Micheal Jackson - Thriller

    5. AC/DC - Back in Black

    4. Prince & the Revolution - Purple Pain

    3. Pink Floyd - The Wall

    2. Metallica - Master of Puppets

    1. Pink Floyd - The Dark Side of the Moon

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  • VicVague

    Steampunk

    Steampunk and Victorian are slightly similar, but not the same at all.

    Modern

    Imagine the military shooting up a bunch of beasts... then again, beasts could evolve to better fight us.

    Cyberpunk

    This wouldn't make a lot of sense, but it would still be slick as hell.

    The Country

    Just because.

    Africa

    No great ones would dare fuck around with a bunch of black dudes.

    They would whip out some wooden spears and clubs and their big black dicks and beat the shit out of everyone who isn't the same. This sounds familiar. ;)

    I don't care if thats racist, it was too good to not say.

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  • VicVague

    Blunderbuss and Axe

    Witches of Hemwick

    Obviously

    One Reborn

    Climb, cut heads off, done.

    Mergos Wet Nurse

    Easily dodgable and punishable

    Celestial Emissary

    Just cause

    Living Failures

    Because I am faster than downs syndrome alien looking failed abortions







    The bosses keep their attack patterns and such. But I hate no invincibility frames to use, as this is real life.

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  • VicVague

    My Favorite Places on earth

    February 27, 2018 by VicVague

    My Bed

    My room (conecticut)

    My room (cincinnati)

    Hot Topic

    The mall that I usually go to

    Theaters

    Yankee Candle

    Currito

    Chipotle

    Woods

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    Places I want to go

    February 27, 2018 by VicVague

    Tokyo, Japan

    Food and anime

    France

    Culture and food

    Italy

    Food

    Brazil

    To see weird people do weirder things and food (I'm just kidding. But there is some weird shit going down there)

    Germany 

    To prove that farms and grasslands outnumber urban areas

    Iceland

    To prove that their is nothing special here

    Alaska

    Hiking and camping

    South Africa

    Food and culture

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  • VicVague

    Hillary Clinton

    Liberals

    Hypebeasts

    Country Music

    My Neighbor

    Spencers (Store)

    Kiwi

    Chalk

    Debating over the 2nd ammendment 

    Caitlyn Jenner

    Twitter

    Preppy Clothes

    My brother when he dresses in Vineyard Vines

    Math (Algebra)

    Romeo & Juliet

    Rednecks & Hillbillies

    Oranges

    Orange Juice and Apple Juice

    Hazelnut Coffee

    Parm

    Obama

    Washington & Oregon

    People who call all anime fans "weebs"

    Real weebs

    Dogs (Dark souls and real)

    Eminem

    Shakespear

    Charity

    The Patriots

    Elitists



    I don't have a reason for this except I'm just salty.

    If you are Liberal or Patriots fan, or are just triggered by this list then your whining will be mocked in the comment section.

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    25 Years Later is the prologue to my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". Yes. This story is named after an Avenged Sevenfold song. This story is the third to last chapter in "The Story of Harold Jenkins". This series has been truly amazing, so it is sad to know that it will be coming to an end soon, but all good things must end some time. As the title of this prologue suggests, this takes place 25 years and 11 months after the events of "The Stage". 

    The title of this story is extremely fitting. It all takes place in one day under a crimson sky. This story, as well as the next 2, will be returning to my original third person style of writing. This story follows Henriett when she is a 68 year old woman raising her two twin children by herse…

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  • Loki42

    Weisse P16

    February 27, 2018 by Loki42

    Amelia came at us without hesitation. She kept a gold locket in her hand at all times, as if it was precious to her, no it I reminded myself. It was no longer human and upon my duty as a hunter that thing had to die. I transformed my axe and ran at her yelling. Hoping to draw attention so Salem could focus on shooting it. The tactic worked like always and I smiled, this was going to be a smooth kill. She swiped her claw and I dove under her arm and crashed into her breast, axe and all. Crushing the tissue she screamed and caught a bullet or two, or ten in her gullet. I withdrew and regrouped with Salem, watching it fall. I thought it would end there but a golden aura radiated from her locket and it got back up. Now, Angry than all hell.

    I f…

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  • VicVague

    Yharnam Sunrise

    This is the ending where Gehrman sperates you head from your shoulders and you wake up in Yharnam.

    This is much Vietnam, where you wake up and will likely get stuff thrown at you by the angery people who deem the conflict to be "your fault", because how dare you fix other peoples issues and save everyone, you monster.

    It's also like a kid being rescued by child services from an abusive household, adopted by and then beaten by another family. How fun...

    Honoring Wishes

    Becoming a wheelchair bound man with nowhere to go is legitimatly hell. Plain and simple, this is the bad ending. I would seriously kill myself before taking this fate in reality.

    Childhood's Begining

    Being a Great One likely means that you will be slaughtered by ano…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    In my initial review for Shadow Over Yharnam Part 1, I said that the story was good, but could have been better, and that it was disappointing. At the time, I thought that the story didn't have enough action, had a bad ending, and that Harold was as accurate as a musket. So, Plague did a remaster of it, and that changes almost everything. The story is so much better now. The shitty epilogue is now cut content essentially, and chapter 3 is now completely different. This is great. Honestly, only one of my initial cons is still present in the story, but that's just because it is something that cannot be changed. I am really excited to do this review. 

    Because this isn't a normal review, it is going to be a little bit different. I'm going to ha…

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  • CuteLunaMoon


    First and foremost, my pieces of equipment are a bit scientifical and logical. Why don't I include Blacksky Eye or Kos Parasite? Aren't they my favourite weapons? I would love to, but this is the set THAT WE ARE ABLE TO REPLICATE IN THE WAKING WORLD (aka real life). And if I was sent to a fantasy world ( Bloodborne PLEASE) This is the set that would most likely to keep me alive, and well.



    • Kettle Hat: Made from steel with a hardened surface. Extra Protection against war bow (Immune to Simon's Bowblade), even small bullets like Hunter Pistol would hardly penetrate it. It provides better comfort than the Helmet and its brim help the wearer stay dry in a rain.
    • Hunter Garb: Common Hunter Garb, wear on top of all armour for the sake of appearance …



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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Bloodborne has a lot of areas. The Hunter visits many different areas during the course of the game. I want to go over my ranking of every area. Every area has its pros and cons. There are 20 areas in the game, and all of them have some things that I enjoy, as well as some things that I dislike. Let's get started. 

    This is not going to be including Chalice Dungeons. 


    I hate this place for a few reasons. The biggest issue is the Frenzy. I can't even count how many times that I have died to that stupid Frenzy. The spiders are also really annoying. Fucking Edgar. I hate Edgar. He gets in your way, and he can kill you quickly with his stupid Rosmarinus thing. And the Dogs with Crow heads, and Crow with Dog heads? Really, FromSoft?! What’s the po…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Henriett's Set is a custom attire, created by The Nameless Lancer. It is the set that Henriett will wear in "Crimson Day", as well as the two fanfictions after that. The robe part is supposed to resemble the robes that Altair Ibn la Ahad wears when exiled in Assassin's Creed: Revelations, but with the hood down. Don't be fooled, though. Even though this set looks like a cloth robe worn by an old woman, it is not bad in anyway. Here you go: 


    Henriett's Robe - The chest piece is a black robe with a black cape. There is also a hood, but Henriett doesn't wear it. The robe is also pretty dirty. 

    Henriett's Gloves - The gloves are black fingerless gloves that go about halfway to Henriett's elbow. They are very basic. 

    Henriett's Trousers - The trou…


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  • VicVague

    Three days prior to writing this, my brother and I went to Chipotle for lunch and afterwords we went to the gas station.

    Typical day right?

    He gets out of his car, puts in gas, gets some windshield whipper fluid and puts them in his car.

    He puts the whipper fluid in his car and gets in. Can you guess what he forgot to do?

    He forgot to take the gas pump out of the back... and began driving away...

    We both are completely oblivious to what is about to happen also.

    We drive away and as we are pulling out of the lot, people began yelling at us and pointing at our car, A dude my age runs up to our car and is like "DUDE, THE PUMP IS IN YOUR FUCKIN CAR!" Matthew (Brother) is like "WHAT" and the guy pull the pump out and hands it to me. I hold it and I j…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Trick Weapons are a Hunter's best friend. We all know that. They are essential to playing the game, and you won't get far without one. All trick weapons are good. Some, though, are better than others. I want to give my own personal ranking of every trick weapon in the game. This is my opinion, so you don't have to agree. If your favorite weapon is low on the list then, A: Find a better weapon, 2. I don't like it as much as you, or D. It's a Strength weapon. I prefer Skill weapons over Strength weapons, so a lot of Strength weapons are low on the list. 

    With the top 3 and bottom 3, you can rank them however you want. The top 3 are all amazing, and are downright overpowered if you give them enough love. The bottom 3 are all pretty shitty, and…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I have made maybe 90 chapters by this point. I haven't counted them yet, so I don't know exactly how many I've made. Apart from the chapters in "The Legend of Harold Jenkins, the Nameless Lancer", my chapters all have titles. I certainly have some really kick ass titles. But I also have some really bad chapters titles. I want to go over my ten best and worst chapter titles. For the best titles, it is very simple. If I think that it sounds cool, then it can be on this list. For the worst titles, if it sounds retarded, contradicts the chapter too much, or is just terrible in general, then it can be on this list. Let's get started. 


    Bloodless Healing. I actually kind of like this title, but I have to include this one to fill up this spot. The …


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Chapter 3: Hot blooded

    February 21, 2018 by CuteLunaMoon

    I soon catch glimpse of the vile creature gorging on the blood-ridden corpse. It dugs its teeth into the body's belly and tears out internal organ with a possibly grin on its beastly face. Without a word, I lunge at the werewolf and with a swift strike from my transformed barbed whip, I make it bleed. I slash the creature multiple times and each time the barbed teeth of my Threaded Cane bite into the werewolf's teeth, its blood splatter the dusty, crumbling floor.
    Stunned by my sudden assault, the werewolf runs towards the corner, howling and snarling angrily. I duck as It hurls an operatable at me. The table flies over me and knocks my horse hair peruke off my head. No one touches my peruke and lives! I close in for a belly kick and then …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    "The Chronicles of Altair" is one of my two series of fanfictions, with the other being "The Story of Harold Jenkins". Altair's story is definitely more Bloodborne related. However, there are elements that make it non-canon. I want to say in advance that I will be changing and erasing some events in Bloodborne's story, both major and minor. The reason for this is because it wouldn't be a fanfiction if it was 100% accurate. I don't want to point any fingers, but someone (who I will refer to as the Unknow Person) has already complained about my stories being inaccurate. That person can go fuck themselves. Ah, I'm kidding, but the Unknown Person does piss me off sometimes, but not that often. I just want to go over what events that I will be …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I love music. Music is a very big part of my life. I want to go over my top ten favorite bands. This is 100% my opinion, so please don't yell at me if your favorite band is not on here. I love Heavy Metal, so almost all of the bands are here are metal bands. Let's get started. 


    "Five Finger Death Punch". That is an amazing name. The band is also pretty good. Ivan Moody's voice is really good. They are one of the heaviest bands ever, which is really cool. The drumming in their songs is great. The guitars sound great. The bass? I don't really know what that sounds like, so I can't really comment on that. My favorite Five Finger Death Punch Song is The Bleeding.


    Volbeat is a Danish rock band. They are really good. I love the diversity. Sometime…



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  • The Nameless Lancer

    No Escape is the eighth and final chapter of my fifteenth fanfiction, "Revenge of the Crow". This story has not been getting the reception that I was hoping for, which makes me very sad. Hopefully my next story will be more popular than this one. I have enjoyed making this story, but I don't think that people have enjoyed reading it very much. I've heard some very mixed opinions, and even some very strong complaints. Almost all of the criticisms are about chapter 4, but the other chapters haven't been very well recieved either. 

    I love all of my stories, no matter how shitty some of them are. "The Last Hunt", "Hail to the King", "The Fallen Lancer", "The Bleeding". Those are my four least favorites, but I still love them to death. I love "R…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Altair is a badass. He is my second fanfiction protagonist that has his own fanfiction series, and the second that survives more than one story. There are some interesting facts that I want to share about him. Like the interesting facts about Harold, some of these are not even stated in the stories, but are still present. The number one fact is very interesting. Here we go. 

    Some of the things in the Altair versus Harold list will be on this list. 


    Altair looks like Charlie Hunnam. I picture Altair like this for one reason: Altair is supposed to be a handsome young man, so him looking like Charlie Hunnam makes him fit that description. There are a few differences, though. Altair's hair is dark brown, and Charlie's hair is blonde. Altair also…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Unholy Confessions is the seventh and penultimate chapter of my fifteenth fanfiction, "Revenge of the Crow". I know what you're probably thinking right now, but I have a reason. The title fits this chapter better than it fit that older chapter, honestly. This chapter has a really good twist. We all know that I am great at making twists. At least, I think that I'm good at making twists. You find out who has been attacking members of the School of Mensis. I hope you like it. 

    Before we begin, I have a very important announcement to make. It's about chapter 1 in this story, "An Uninvited Guest". I'm going to do a massive remaster of it. I want it to seem more like a party. It will happen after "Revenge of the Crow" is finished. 

    After this chap…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Welcome to one of my ideas. I want to share an idea about a custom attire. It is called the “Blooded Lancer Set”. It is the set that Harold Jenkins wears in “The Iron Lancers”, “Hail to the Queen”, “Rise of the Reapers”, and “The Stage”. I want to go over the different pieces of the set. It is really cool. Most of the set is very torn and bloodstained. Here you go:


    Hooded Knight Helm: The head piece is kind of like the Iron Banner helmet for the Hunter Class in year 2 of Destiny. The only difference is that there is a black hood on this helmet.

    Blooded Lancer Garb: The chest attire is a combination of the Hunter Garb and Old Hunter Garb. It has the coat of the Hunter, and the cape of the Old Hunter. There is also a brown leather satchel worn…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Cathedral of the Night is the sixth chapter of my fifteenth fanfiction, "Revenge of the Crow". Tell me in the comments how awesome that name is. In this chapter, Altair decides to take back something that he says in the previous chapter. I hope you like this chapter. To be honest, however, I don't think that people are liking this story. No one has said anything truly positive about it, at least. Eh. Whatever. 

    For anyone who thinks that Altair is too similar to Harold, this chapter will prove you wrong. Altair does something at the end of the chapter that Harold would never do. 


    After leaving Yahar'gul, Maria went back to her house, and I returned to the Workshop. Gehrman was sleeping at his little crafting table thing, and I sat down quiet…


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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    WARNING: This chapter contains some abusive elements. Please don't be like the psychopath villain to your significant other. Or anyone for that matter.

    Eleanor's House, Yahar'Gul, 20 A.P.

    Jack and Eleanor returned to Eleanor's new house and sat at the table. After some minutes of silence, Jack spoke, "Eleanor dear, don't pay any mind to what happened there-" Eleanor spoke over Jack, "That wasn't a hunt. I read about them in books. I know you partook in them. That was something else. That Alexander is a psychopath. I saw those Beast's eyes. They weren't full of malice until they looked apon the true monster." Eleanor then heard the screams of those Beasts again. She teared up and winced when she remembered the look on Alexanders face when he …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Bloodborne has one of the widest enemy varieties of any game that I have ever played. Almost every location has at least one unique enemy type. I want to share my ten favorite enemies. This is not going to be including bosses. Aside from that, any enemy can appear on this list. 

    Do keep in mind that this is the opinion of one person, so you don't have to agree with me. Every one of these will have a picture. Let's go. 

    I would love to hear what your favorite enemies are in the comments. This is my personal opinion, so it might be completely different from yours. If your favorite enemy isn't on here, then don't hate me. 





    This enemy is a classic. They are probably the most common enemy in the entire game. Huntsmen are pretty easy to kill, but t…





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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    Hello everyone! Some other people have been doing tons of top ten lists, so now I'm going to do one. But this won't be ranking the bosses of Bloodborne, this one will be ranking my antagonists. I don't know if you all agree, but I feel like I'm almost always great at creating a great villain. So now I'm going to rank them based on 5 aspects: Style, Relevance, Actions, Death, and Personality. These are ranked on a scale of 1 to 10. Enjoy!


    I'm going to be completely honest: I don't know exactly why I created Sarina. I suppose I just needed a disposable villain. Her style is okay, with a jacket buttoned only twice, but other than that she doesn't really dress uniquly. She's a necromancer who works for the Moon Presence (a villain much higher o…


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