A Man of Peace is the fourth and penultimate chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". Harold actually starts changing in this chapter. He's never not going to be a player, but he changes in other ways. I hope you like this chapter.
I've been meaning to say this for a while, but I picture the interior of Harold and Henriett's house kind of like the Marakarth house in Skyrim. Just so you know how to picture his house. There is one key difference, though: This house actually has windows. We all know how unfortunate Harold's windows are.
Kolar: Harold, are you aware that you forgot all of the belongings that you brought to my castle?
Harold: I was in a bit of a hurry to get out of there. Do you have a special power that ca…
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I'm going to tell you my ten favorite album covers. This is just my own personal opinion, so you don't have to agree with me. Let's go.
- 10: Escape the Fate - This War is Ours
- 9: Metallica - ...And Justice for All
- 8: Disturbed - Immortalized
- 7: Avenged Sevenfold - The Stage
- 6: Metallica - St. Anger
- 5: Disturbed - Asylum
- 4: Disturbed - Indestructible
- 3: Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists
- 2: Metallica - Metallica
- 1: Avenged Sevenfold - Hail to the King
Luna's Favourite albums
- Minutes to Midnight - Linkin Park
- Meteora - Linkin Park
- Living Things - Linkin Park
- The Hunting Party - Linkin Park
- One More Light Live - Linkin Park
- Live in Texas - Linkin Park
- Road to Revolution - Linkin Park
- Fallen - Evanescence
- The Devil Within - Digital Daggers
- Get Wet - Krewella
- Transmission - Starset
- Note From the Underground - Hollywood Undead
Soundtrack from games:
- Smite and Ignite - fictional band "Pentakill" (League of Legends)
- Bloodborne Original Soundtrack
- Skyrim Original Soundtrack
- S4 League Original Soundtrack
- Warcraft 3 Original soundtrack
I have thought of doing this for a while, so this is happening regardless of how self centered it is.
The reward for passing is feeling good about it.
This Quiz will test (get it) how well you are familiar with my personality and my standing on certain topics.
1. What is my favorite boss in all of soulsborne games?
A. Darkbeast Paarl B. Abyss Watchers C. Slave Knight Gael D. Lady Maria
2. Who is my favorite musician?
A. LIL PUMP B. 21 Savage C. LIL UZI VERT D. Mariyln Manson
3. Do I like the Beasthunter Saif more than the Burial Blade?
4. Which Content Moderator have I had the most interaction with and do I regret it?
A. The Nameless Lancer and Yes
B. CUTELUNAMOON and No
C. DOCTOR_PLAGUE5113 and Yes
D. The Nameless Lancer and No
E. Zack Treadway…
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10. Champion Gundyr
This fight reminds me of my brother a lot. This big ol' somehow living statue is a fan of charging you down and curbstomping you in the jaw a lot of times before going linebacker on you and making you a part of the earth again. Champion isn't too hard, but is still dangerous non the less.
Champion Gundyr hits very hard, no doubt about it, but if you are good at utalizing your invincibility frames and keep it up, then he will struggle. make sure to not try and be more aggressive than him, because he will promptly gut kick you and then slam you into the ground.
9. Artorias, The Abyss Walker
Among my favorite bosses. Artorias isn't shy about leaping into the air and slamming your punk-ass into the earth and chopping you up lik…Read more >
Demons is the third chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". This chapter has some action towards the beginning. It's been a while since I've had some good action in a chapter, hasn't it? I hope you enjoy this chapter.
This chapter gets kind of emotional pretty quickly. Harold reveals something that he will never forgive himself for.
Harold left Ancrya, and went back to Yharnam. He was heading back to his house when he was approached by 3 teenagers wearing bandanas and carrying knives. They wanted to rob Harold, not knowing who he was since he was wearing his hood. He wasn't intimidated by them.
Harold: You look like you're up to no good. You probably don't know who I am, but I can tell you that I am the last person in …
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Singles count as Album covers
10. Lie Detector by 24hrs and LIL PUMP
This cover is really hot and pleasing, to me at least.
9. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance
I don't have to justify this one. I just like it anyways.
8. Savage Mode | 21 Savage & Metro Boomin by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin
I like the clean looking Bowie Knife piercing what looks like a rose. Plus, with Metro Boomin on production, his name in the album made it sound better.
7. Skateboard P by MadeinTYO
Madein Tokyo really out did himself with this work of art, truely. This is more of traditional japanese art with the small hint of Hip-Hop culture.
6. LUV is Rage 2 by LIL UZI VERT
Uzi has looked better, since he looks like he is in mid yawn, but the stuff behind hi…Read more >
Yeah, I shortened it because I am tired of having to think of shit and suffering from lack of thought process...
Politically retarded people (You know what i'm talking about)
Hypocritical people (I said this previously I think, but this is relevent, so I will double down on it)
My reading glasses
People who describe themselves as straight edge
People who use emojis to try and sound humble but come off as condisending generic retards (Yeah, I'm salty)
People who end every statement or sentence directed towards a guy with "bruh"
People who say that "Crap" and "sucks" are swear words
People over 13, who refer to profanity as "cuss words"... call it curse in the context of stuff like; to hell with you, damn you, fuck you, etc, call it …Read more >
The movie “The Other Guys” (the only bad Mark Wahlberg movie)
Turn: Washington Spies (Why is it called “Turn” when there are no zombies?)
My fifth, sixth, and seventh grade literature/reading teacher
Being lied to
Not being told things
Having to drink water (it tastes like NOTHING)
The Orphan of Kos
The Bed of Chaos
The book “Banner in the Sky” (the worst book ever)
Almost every ending in Soulsborne
Winter Lanterns (I want to give her a hug, but the game won’t let me. It’s not fair!)
Toddlers who act like they know shit
Having to repeat myself more than once.
When people spell or pronounce my last name wrong.
When movies end in pointless cliffhangers.… Read more >
Social Justice Warriors (since they are brewing up more hate then the people they are complaining and whining to)
Kids when they treat me like a play thing and climb up on me
Squeaky seats and the idiots who don't oil them up (or whatever you do to make them not squeak)
The people who have the gull to think that there opinion should be mine for whatever reason
People who get excited about April 20th
Being forced to read
Greek stuff (ancient)
When people question my preferences
my lack of creativity
how sensative i am over the internet (but not in the flesh)
When I encourage kids to attack people but they say "no", but then the "people" tell them to attack me and they do... like wtf???
My brother's country music
My na…Read more >
Revelations is the second chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, "Return of the Lancer". You know, this is pretty funny. I've been wanting to use this chapter title about 6 times in the past, but have never done it. I mean, there's a chapter called "Dark Revelations" in Hail to the Queen, but it's not the same. I think that this chapter is pretty good, but that's just me. Let's get started.
This chapter is called "Revelations" because there is something that Harold tells Samantha that is a very important revelation. Also, something happens in this chapter that might make it seem like Harold is cheating on Henriett, but he doesn't intentionally cheat on her. You don't have to be a genious to know who it is.
Harold and Henriett went to bed tog…
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My opinion so no getting triggered about the lack of Pink Floyd or Avenged Sevenfold (you know who you are)
10. Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World by LIL UZI VERT
Notable Songs; Baby Are You Home and Canadian Goose
9. DAMN. by Kendrick Lamar
Notable Songs; HUMBLE, BLOOD and DNA
8. Issa Album by 21 Savage
Notable Songs; Savage Mode and 7 Min Freestyle
7. The Perfect LUV Tape by LIL UZI VERT
Notable Songs; Your Lost, Erase Your Social and Do What I Want
6. Breaking Heart Kodak by Kodak Black
Notable Song; Running Outta Love
5. Jeffery by Young Thug
Notable Song; Wyclef Jean
4. Sremm Life 2 by Rae Sremmurd
Notable Song; Black Beatles
3. LXRDSZN by SCARLXRD
Notable Songs; HAUNTED and UNDERDXSE
2. LUV is Rage 2 by LIL UZI VERT
Notable Songs; Diamonds All On My Wrists, D…Read more >
I love Rick and Morty more than I love most things.
It always makes me laugh and I quote Rick Sanchez a lot. I also have a bunch of merch and posters. If you haven't watched Rick and Morty and are still depriving yourself of the experiance, then come out of your shell and treat yourself.
10. The References
The references in Rick and Morty are usually hard to get because they range from Inception to other things that I don't really get, but the references are not tetious, they come at unexpected times and always have a good 'ol kick to them.
9. The Storyline
Season 1 follows Morty bugging Rick or Rick forcing Morty into deadly and traumatising situations that I am suprised don't give him worse PTSD than Vietnam Veterans. Season 2 follows basical…Read more >
New Game Plus 4 deaths and my excuses
Cleric Beast: 1 (I get too aggressive and don't pay attention to health)
Father Gascoigne: 2 (3rd phase & jumping attack spam)
Blood-Starved Beast: 3 (grab attack)
Vicar Amelia: 0
Shadows of Yharnam: 0
Witches of Hemwick: 0
Martyr Logarius: 0
Rom, the Vacuous Spider: 2 (Meteors and Spiders)
Darkbeast Paarl: 4 (AOE)
One Reborn: 1 (We died at same time...)
Micolash, Host of the Nightmare: 0
Mergo's Wet Nurse: 1 (cocky)
Gehrman, the First Hunter: 1 (High damage)
Moon Presence: 1 (I let him)
Ludwig, the Accursed: 2 (Charge attack)
Living Failures: 0
Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower: 0
Orphan of Kos: 3 (lack of parrying)
Lawrence, the First Vicar: 2 (fire)
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In this blog, I will talk about From Softwares new IP and what I think will happen and stuff like that.
I think that we will play as a Samurai and our Daimyo (Regional Lord) will hire us as an assassin and we will have too cross treachurous areas and face down with the targeted Daimyo by fighting his Samurai bodyguards and eventually killing the Daimyo. After that, we will find that our Dimyo was killed and our name (whatever that may be) has disrespected. As a Samurai, if your name was disrespected, you would naturally go after the one who dishonored you and enact honorable justice apon him, we will pursue him and fight him to the death.
Raiders from wherever would also control areas on the coast of the Pacific and we could have the option…Read more >
10. Sulyvahn's Beast
That crooked smile couldn't be sicker or more awesome, so much than I want to curve my smile in such a twisted way now. They aren't beasts for no reason and they plan to serve Pontiff well.
9. Labyrinth Warrior (Greatsword)
These guys hit super hard and have awesome attacks remenicent of Dark Souls and would fit in just perfectly. The ground scraping attack is hard to properly dodge and will knock you right into the air.
8. Keeper of the Old Lords
I love their look so much that it is the only set I ever wear. Their attacks and such are pretty cool and they are fun to fight but they look like me if I was a character in Dark Souls with the cinder on their cloth.
7. Deep Accursed
These look amazing and so crooked it makes me sm…Read more >
Return of the Lancer is the first chapter of my seventeenth fanfiction, “Return of the Lancer”. I’m releasing this early. I have to write this on my iPhone 6 right now, so it might not be perfect, but we’ll have to see. This chapter is pretty good. At least, I think that it’s good, you ungrateful bastards. Sorry about that.
Wait until you see how many women Harold slept with in the last 25 years. It’s more than a thousand. That’s for sure. Take that, Van fucking Helsing! Harold’s a bigger player than you, you piece of shit! I hate that guy. I’m just messing around, if you can’t tell. I like Van Helsing. I prefer him in Into the Labyrinth. The insane Van Helsing gets kind of annoying after a while. Harold is still a bigger player than him, thou…Read more >
The beginning of this song is boring, but it quickly picks up and becomes outstanding. I love the end the most and all and all makes for a fantastic starter for LUV is Rage 2.
9. 444 + 222
This beast of asong starts off quick and never looses momentum. This one of the few songs that drop obvious hints that Symere (Uzi) is a satanist, so much that one could call it too obvious. Like a common Lil Uzi vert song, the lyrics are kinda hard to understand but you'll get it soon enough.
One of his most popular tunes, Loaded starts off slow but picks up and gets too good to handle. This song is a really great one that cannot be missed and is one of the songs that really defines Uzi.
7. Sauce It Up
SIU is like Loaded where it picks up ste…Read more >
7. 1017 vs. The World
This album was a waste of time almost, or at least to me it was. This doesn't have a single song that i like and you never hear anyone say they liked it. Pretty bad
6. 2 Luv is 2 Rage
This isn't as bad as 1017 but is still pretty bad.
5. Luv is Rage 1.5
This extension of LUV is Rage did it's job, in extending the original album, but it didn't really add anything to the table. it also has my 2nd fav album cover in Uzi's collection.
4. LUV is Rage
The classic reamins a great album, with one of my favorites, All My Chains. This album was one of the kickstarters for Uzi and all and all was met with a lot of success.
3. The Perfect Luv Tape
This mixtape was an instant success with some very catchy tunes like Erase Your Social, Your…Read more >
Feel free to disagree
10. Watchdog of the Old Lords vs. Champion Gundyr
Champion is pretty dman relentless, but his inability to stagger the Watchdog will be his diadvantage, because he is used to going linebacker on you or gutkicking you ten feet into the air. Watchdog has his charge attack that would knock Gundyr around really badly, however and the continuous fire damage. Gundyr however would have the neverending barrage of smashes and slams that would eventually make the fire hound fall over and explode.
Winner: Champion Gundyr
9. Blood-Starved Beast vs. Crystal Sage
This one is easier than the last. While BSB is trying to get to the clones and real sage, he is going to continuously bombarded by Sages spells and ranged attacks. Poison won't…
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Bloodborne is not an actual horror game, but it is superior to most horror games in multiple areas.
1. The sense of something to lose
In most horror games, you don't suffer much from death except redoing a area or two, that's it. In Bloodborne, the thought of losing a ton of blood echoes makes your stomach drop. You must stay on your toes and vigilant at all times so you don't lose your hard worked reward. In Alien: Isolation, Slenderman, The Evil Within etc, I don't feel that sense of dred of losing my hard work. Of course, you don't like dying, but you don't care as much as you do in Bloodborne.
In Bloodborne, you feel liek it's a real world, because you see Cainhurst in early game, and are like "That looks like it would be fu…Read more >
Black Panther has been highly anticipated and very hyped for a while and by everyone including me. So far, this is the first superhero movie that I have really wanted to see except Deadpool and Suicide Squad.
The problem is this: black people are saying the following "If you don't see Black panther, or don't like it then you are a racist."
I couldn't disagree more, but i still really want to see it because it looks kickass and I am now reading the comics which I am hooked on.
The african community has now found their next popular attraction to cling to and they use it to get their regular dose of attention they so badly desire. Black Panther and black people laughing are nigh identical in the way that they use it for maximum attention grabbi…Read more >
M.I.A. (Missing in Action) is the fifth and final chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". You're going to love this chapter. That is a fact.
This chapter is pretty short, but it is very good. Then again, I've said that several times in the past, and people disagreed with me almost every time. There are a few exceptions, though.
The crimson sun began to set, and the Crimson Day was coming to an end. Jack and Lydia left Ancrya, and went to Fort Wellington to train on their own. Henriett began heading home. Samantha was thinking about the Gravedigger, and how he knew her name. She then realized who he was. After all, no one else had that accent.
Hajvarr arrived at the fort not long after Jack and Lydia did, and offered to train them…
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A Ghost from the Past is the fourth and penultimate chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". This story is pretty good so far, so I hope that it will stay strong. Let's get started. I'm finishing this story today.
I was originally going to have 5 chapters, the prologue, and an epilogue, but now I'm not going to have the epilogue.
Pale left Henriett's house, and went home. Henriett, Jack, and Lydia left the house, and headed to Ancrya. In Ancrya, Samantha was walking home, and the Gravedigger approached her. His presence made her feel very uncomfortable. She recognized his voice when he spoke.
Gravedigger: Hello there. It's a lovely day today, isn't it?
Samantha: Not really. What do you want?
Gravedigger: I was just looking for so…
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Yharnam Sky is the third chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". This chapter is pretty funny. I hope you like it.
As the Day of the Crimson Sky continued, things started getting more and more strange. When noon came, the sky became a much darker shade of red. The people of Yharnam were terrified. Something was happening, but no one knew if it was good or bad. Only time will tell.
Pale was walking through the back alley of the Cathedral Ward, and noticed the man the Henriett described arguing with someone. She hid nearby, and listened to their argument. She was curious.
Narrow Minded Man: I don't like your muddy boots on my property.
Gravedigger: Are you claiming that this entire walkway is your property?
Narrow Minded Man: Yes,…
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!!!! SPOILER ALERT !!!!
10. Wolfenstein II: The New Collossus
Machine games really perfected the formula with this kickass first person shooter. I usually don't play a lot of shooter games, but this is too good to ignore. Shooting, stabbing and strangling the Waffen S.S. never has looked this good and been so fun. The Nazi's though they defeated B.J. Blaskowitz when the beheaded him in front of the worldwide reich, but B.J. will never truely be killed. Duel Wielding triple barreled shotguns and huge assualt rifles is great and very smooth. Graphics are very slick during combat and the sound effects are simplily divine. The huge machines stomping around and launching themselves at you are amazing and so lifelike. The nazis are so unrelenting,…
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When I reviewed arc 2 of Luna's story for the first time, I said that the story had a lot of potential, but all of it was lost because of how out of place the two Diary of Sophia chapters were, how horrible chapter 12 was, the fact that an Old Hunter raped a female Beast Patient, how much the story changed directions and got lost, and how diffcult it was to follow. Well, I was 100% correct. That review was very hard to make, and I still feel bad about how negative it seemed. However, Luna recently remastered the story, and that is why I'm doing this re-review. The remaster helped this story out drastically. Almost every one of the issues was fixed. It still has a few issues that can never be fixed, but that's okay. This story will definite…Read more >
I made a list about my top 10 favorite bands before. I'm going to do something similar to that. This time, I'm going to be doing my top ten favorite movies. This is my own personal opinion, so please don't crucify me in the comments if your favorite movie isn't on this list. Quite a few of these are Marvel movies. That really shows how much I love Marvel. Ready? Let's go.
I'm not going to spoil anything, so don't worry about that.
The final movie where Hugh Jackman plays as Wolverine is an absolute masterpiece. Wolverine has always been one of my favorite superheroes, so I will always enjoy movies about him. It takes place in the future, which is usually a bad thing, but this is one exception to that. Laura is a little badass. Everytime I …
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Natural Born Killer is the second chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". More Avenged Sevenfold song titles. I hope you like this chapter.
At Fort Wellington, Jack and Lydia prepared for their training. Hajvarr didn't get to train either of them very often, since Jack used his bow, and Lydia used two small blades. Since neither of them used heavy weapons, Hajvarr didn't have a purpose in their training. Pale trained Lydia, and Henriett trained Jack.
Lydia was very agile, fast, and stealthy, but not very skilled with her two daggers. She could fight perfectly fine, but compared to other warriors who had come before her, she was definitely worse. Her armor was designed to give her a lot of protection, but also allow her to move q…
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The Blood of Hades is a race of gods in The Story of Harold Jenkins. They are the descendants of Hades, god of the Underworld. Most are considered full gods, but there are a few exceptions to this. The Blood of Hades rule Thrace, and had no presence in Yharnam until Harold arrived.
- Strider Jenkins
- Harold Jenkins
- Jack Jenkins - 1/4 god
- Lydia Jenkins II - 1/4 god
- Rise of the Reapers
- Sins of the Father (Coming soon)
- Hades Beast - The Blood of Hades have the power to transform into a hideous beast. With the size of an Abhorrent Beast, large claws (resembling Daedric Gauntlets in Skyrim), and a helmet-like face with no eyes (resembling Pelagia in Shadow of the Colossus), the Hades Beasts are completely invincible. However, the power can on…
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Lets get this straight, because I hate it when I dress up the way I want to and have Hot Topic logos on my cloths, so people are like, "Emo?"
Goth- Dresses black. Wears crosses, boots and a lot of leather (and metal spikes in some cases) have rock influences and will sometimes dress like it's halloween.
Emo- Dye their hair bright colors, piercings. Emo means emotional and thus relates to anger, jealously, sadness, grief etc.
Edgy- doesn't dress like emo or goth, but still is mildly similar in style.
self harming isn't a joke btw and just because you do it, doesn't mean your emo.
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Im going to go ahead and say in advance that I am not a nazi... you'll know why I said that soon...
taking a speeding soccor ball to the nuts (that happened today)
DC (superhero dc, not the place)
people who assume "mild autism" equals being a full fledged retard
people who disagree that Hitler looks emo. What? he does
people who get pissy when I make jokes about retards
most social medias
people who reject dark humor
mouthy black girls
my old environmental science teacher who I called a bitch
very hot weather
south park (because of inconsistant humor)
farting and lying about it
using handicaps as an excuse to be a asshole
people who call me a weeb
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The Mother is the first chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". The title is pretty self-explanatory. I hope you like this chapter, as well as this entire story.
I want to say that my next three fanfictions are going to be very different from my previous stuff. There is not going to be much action in them. I have proved that I don't need to have an action packed story in order to make the story good. "The Stage" didn't have that much action, and it turned out a masterpiece. Hopefully "Crimson Day", "Return of the Lancer", and "The Final Chapter" will have that same magic.
Henriett woke up, got dressed, and went into the living room of her house. Even though it has been almost 26 years, she still wasn't used to waking up alone ev…
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Welcome to another fanfiction review. I'm going to be reviewing Zack Treadway's first fanfiction. I have very mixed feelings about this story. I personally think that the story is very raw, and a bit unfinished. It feels very rushed. It was Zack's first fanfiction, so I don't blame him for that. This story is also a bit weird because all of the chapters are on one blog post, unlike the rest of us that separate them, but that definitely makes this story unique.
I'm sorry, Zacky Boy, but I strongly dislike your character in this story. He is a terribly written character, and shows almost no personality. He's more of a machine than a human. I don't understand why he does the things that he does, and he isn't a believable character at all. He …Read more >
Some might call it foul on me spotlighting other people without consent, but this is still happening. Only those who I deem relevent or who I know well enough.
The Nameless Lancer- Nameless King (Dark Souls 3)
I wonder why.
Mordandesamen- Capra Demon (Dark Souls)
Both look neat and all, but the obvious is still obvious. Such as the demon relying on dogs, as Mordan relyies on these:👌👌👌.
Docter-Plague5113- The Devil (Cuphead)
Not gonna lie, I barely know the doc with the beak but I still like him a lot and hold him in high regard, so this is suitable.
Sanguine Regis- Judgement (Hyper light Drifter)
I hope I spelled this dudes name right. I don't know much about Regis, but I like him anyway.
VicVague- Grimm (Hollow Knight, The Grimm Troupe)
None of yo…Read more >
Hair: Dark brown (Sometimes I dye it black) Short hair.
Past Serious Injuries: Breaking Left forearm. Dislocating left shoulder.
Birthdate: March, 16, 2002
Favorite Colors: Royal Blue, Deep Black, Dark Red
Place of Birth: Cincinnati, Ohio
Religion: Raised as a Catholic. Atheist/Nihilist
Favorite Food: Lamb, Ramen, Guacamole, Salsa, Tea, Coffee.
Favorite Music Genre: Hip/Hop
Favoirte Artists: LIL UZI VERT, 21 Savage, Kodak Black, Marilyn Manson and LIL PUMP.
Favorite Music Producer: Metro Boomin
Favorite Song: Rap Saved Me by 21 Savage
Favorite Book: The Arrival
Favorite Shows: Rick and Morty and Tokyo Ghoul.
Favorite Movie Genre: Horror
Favorite Holiday: Halloween
Favorite Movie…Read more >
Donald Trump’s hair
Edgar Allan Poe (the person, his writing is fine)
Hearing people say bad things about Avenged Sevenfold, Muslims, violent video games, and anything that I like.
Elder Scrolls Online
Ezio Auditore’s outfit in Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood.
That fucking Romeo and Juliet movie with those motherfucking garden gnomes.
The movie Zero Dark Thirty.
The Big Bang Theory
Most Disney kids shows.
Not being able to swear around my grandparents.
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Name: The Nameless Lancer (Did you really think that I was going to give you my real name?)
Birthday: May 8, 2001
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Place of birth: New Orleans, Louisiana, United States of America
Religion: I was raised Catholic, but lost faith in God when my mom died. I can be considered a Pagan due to my massive obsession with Greek Mythology.
Hobbies: Video games, YouTube, watching TV, reading, building things with Legos, listening to music, and writing fanfictions.
Favorite color: Crimson
Favorite movies: The Hitman’s Bodyguard, The Patriot, Lonesome Dove, Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
Favorite TV Show: Sons of Anarchy
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Here are the most impressive, catchy, most well recieved and most well known albums in the history of music
Not liking the album or artist is redundant
Opinion has nothing to do with reality
10. Dr. Dre - The Chronic
9. LIL UZI VERT - LUV is Rage 2
8. Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV
7. Eagles - Their Greatest Hits
6. Micheal Jackson - Thriller
5. AC/DC - Back in Black
4. Prince & the Revolution - Purple Pain
3. Pink Floyd - The Wall
2. Metallica - Master of Puppets
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Steampunk and Victorian are slightly similar, but not the same at all.
Imagine the military shooting up a bunch of beasts... then again, beasts could evolve to better fight us.
This wouldn't make a lot of sense, but it would still be slick as hell.
No great ones would dare fuck around with a bunch of black dudes.
They would whip out some wooden spears and clubs and their big black dicks and beat the shit out of everyone who isn't the same. This sounds familiar. ;)
I don't care if thats racist, it was too good to not say.Read more >
Blunderbuss and Axe
Witches of Hemwick
Climb, cut heads off, done.
Mergos Wet Nurse
Easily dodgable and punishable
Because I am faster than downs syndrome alien looking failed abortions
The bosses keep their attack patterns and such. But I hate no invincibility frames to use, as this is real life.Read more >
My room (conecticut)
My room (cincinnati)
The mall that I usually go to
WoodsRead more >
Food and anime
Culture and food
To see weird people do weirder things and food (I'm just kidding. But there is some weird shit going down there)
To prove that farms and grasslands outnumber urban areas
To prove that their is nothing special here
Hiking and camping
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Debating over the 2nd ammendment
My brother when he dresses in Vineyard Vines
Romeo & Juliet
Rednecks & Hillbillies
Orange Juice and Apple Juice
Washington & Oregon
People who call all anime fans "weebs"
Dogs (Dark souls and real)
I don't have a reason for this except I'm just salty.
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25 Years Later is the prologue to my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". Yes. This story is named after an Avenged Sevenfold song. This story is the third to last chapter in "The Story of Harold Jenkins". This series has been truly amazing, so it is sad to know that it will be coming to an end soon, but all good things must end some time. As the title of this prologue suggests, this takes place 25 years and 11 months after the events of "The Stage".
The title of this story is extremely fitting. It all takes place in one day under a crimson sky. This story, as well as the next 2, will be returning to my original third person style of writing. This story follows Henriett when she is a 68 year old woman raising her two twin children by herse…Read more >
Amelia came at us without hesitation. She kept a gold locket in her hand at all times, as if it was precious to her, no it I reminded myself. It was no longer human and upon my duty as a hunter that thing had to die. I transformed my axe and ran at her yelling. Hoping to draw attention so Salem could focus on shooting it. The tactic worked like always and I smiled, this was going to be a smooth kill. She swiped her claw and I dove under her arm and crashed into her breast, axe and all. Crushing the tissue she screamed and caught a bullet or two, or ten in her gullet. I withdrew and regrouped with Salem, watching it fall. I thought it would end there but a golden aura radiated from her locket and it got back up. Now, Angry than all hell.
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This is the ending where Gehrman sperates you head from your shoulders and you wake up in Yharnam.
This is much Vietnam, where you wake up and will likely get stuff thrown at you by the angery people who deem the conflict to be "your fault", because how dare you fix other peoples issues and save everyone, you monster.
It's also like a kid being rescued by child services from an abusive household, adopted by and then beaten by another family. How fun...
Becoming a wheelchair bound man with nowhere to go is legitimatly hell. Plain and simple, this is the bad ending. I would seriously kill myself before taking this fate in reality.
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In my initial review for Shadow Over Yharnam Part 1, I said that the story was good, but could have been better, and that it was disappointing. At the time, I thought that the story didn't have enough action, had a bad ending, and that Harold was as accurate as a musket. So, Plague did a remaster of it, and that changes almost everything. The story is so much better now. The shitty epilogue is now cut content essentially, and chapter 3 is now completely different. This is great. Honestly, only one of my initial cons is still present in the story, but that's just because it is something that cannot be changed. I am really excited to do this review.
Because this isn't a normal review, it is going to be a little bit different. I'm going to ha…Read more >
First and foremost, my pieces of equipment are a bit scientifical and logical. Why don't I include Blacksky Eye or Kos Parasite? Aren't they my favourite weapons? I would love to, but this is the set THAT WE ARE ABLE TO REPLICATE IN THE WAKING WORLD (aka real life). And if I was sent to a fantasy world ( Bloodborne PLEASE) This is the set that would most likely to keep me alive, and well.
- Kettle Hat: Made from steel with a hardened surface. Extra Protection against war bow (Immune to Simon's Bowblade), even small bullets like Hunter Pistol would hardly penetrate it. It provides better comfort than the Helmet and its brim help the wearer stay dry in a rain.
- Hunter Garb: Common Hunter Garb, wear on top of all armour for the sake of appearance …
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Bloodborne has a lot of areas. The Hunter visits many different areas during the course of the game. I want to go over my ranking of every area. Every area has its pros and cons. There are 20 areas in the game, and all of them have some things that I enjoy, as well as some things that I dislike. Let's get started.
This is not going to be including Chalice Dungeons.
I hate this place for a few reasons. The biggest issue is the Frenzy. I can't even count how many times that I have died to that stupid Frenzy. The spiders are also really annoying. Fucking Edgar. I hate Edgar. He gets in your way, and he can kill you quickly with his stupid Rosmarinus thing. And the Dogs with Crow heads, and Crow with Dog heads? Really, FromSoft?! What’s the po…
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