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10. Wolfenstein II: The New Collossus
Machine games really perfected the formula with this kickass first person shooter. I usually don't play a lot of shooter games, but this is too good to ignore. Shooting, stabbing and strangling the Waffen S.S. never has looked this good and been so fun. The Nazi's though they defeated B.J. Blaskowitz when the beheaded him in front of the worldwide reich, but B.J. will never truely be killed. Duel Wielding triple barreled shotguns and huge assualt rifles is great and very smooth. Graphics are very slick during combat and the sound effects are simplily divine. The huge machines stomping around and launching themselves at you are amazing and so lifelike. The nazis are so unrelenting,…
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When I reviewed arc 2 of Luna's story for the first time, I said that the story had a lot of potential, but all of it was lost because of how out of place the two Diary of Sophia chapters were, how horrible chapter 12 was, the fact that an Old Hunter raped a female Beast Patient, how much the story changed directions and got lost, and how diffcult it was to follow. Well, I was 100% correct. That review was very hard to make, and I still feel bad about how negative it seemed. However, Luna recently remastered the story, and that is why I'm doing this re-review. The remaster helped this story out drastically. Almost every one of the issues was fixed. It still has a few issues that can never be fixed, but that's okay. This story will definite…Read more >
I made a list about my top 10 favorite bands before. I'm going to do something similar to that. This time, I'm going to be doing my top ten favorite movies. This is my own personal opinion, so please don't crucify me in the comments if your favorite movie isn't on this list. Quite a few of these are Marvel movies. That really shows how much I love Marvel. Ready? Let's go.
I'm not going to spoil anything, so don't worry about that.
The final movie where Hugh Jackman plays as Wolverine is an absolute masterpiece. Wolverine has always been one of my favorite superheroes, so I will always enjoy movies about him. It takes place in the future, which is usually a bad thing, but this is one exception to that. Laura is a little badass. Everytime I …
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Natural Born Killer is the second chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". More Avenged Sevenfold song titles. I hope you like this chapter.
At Fort Wellington, Jack and Lydia prepared for their training. Hajvarr didn't get to train either of them very often, since Jack used his bow, and Lydia used two small blades. Since neither of them used heavy weapons, Hajvarr didn't have a purpose in their training. Pale trained Lydia, and Henriett trained Jack.
Lydia was very agile, fast, and stealthy, but not very skilled with her two daggers. She could fight perfectly fine, but compared to other warriors who had come before her, she was definitely worse. Her armor was designed to give her a lot of protection, but also allow her to move q…
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The Blood of Hades is a race of gods in The Story of Harold Jenkins. They are the descendants of Hades, god of the Underworld. Most are considered full gods, but there are a few exceptions to this. The Blood of Hades rule Thrace, and had no presence in Yharnam until Harold arrived.
- Strider Jenkins
- Harold Jenkins
- Jack Jenkins - 1/4 god
- Lydia Jenkins II - 1/4 god
- Rise of the Reapers
- Sins of the Father (Coming soon)
- Hades Beast - The Blood of Hades have the power to transform into a hideous beast. With the size of an Abhorrent Beast, large claws (resembling Daedric Gauntlets in Skyrim), and a helmet-like face with no eyes (resembling Pelagia in Shadow of the Colossus), the Hades Beasts are completely invincible. However, the power can on…
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Lets get this straight, because I hate it when I dress up the way I want to and have Hot Topic logos on my cloths, so people are like, "Emo?"
Goth- Dresses black. Wears crosses, boots and a lot of leather (and metal spikes in some cases) have rock influences and will sometimes dress like it's halloween.
Emo- Dye their hair bright colors, piercings. Emo means emotional and thus relates to anger, jealously, sadness, grief etc.
Edgy- doesn't dress like emo or goth, but still is mildly similar in style.
self harming isn't a joke btw and just because you do it, doesn't mean your emo.
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Im going to go ahead and say in advance that I am not a nazi... you'll know why I said that soon...
taking a speeding soccor ball to the nuts (that happened today)
DC (superhero dc, not the place)
people who assume "mild autism" equals being a full fledged retard
people who disagree that Hitler looks emo. What? he does
people who get pissy when I make jokes about retards
most social medias
people who reject dark humor
mouthy black girls
my old environmental science teacher who I called a bitch
very hot weather
south park (because of inconsistant humor)
farting and lying about it
using handicaps as an excuse to be a asshole
people who call me a weeb
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The Mother is the first chapter of my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". The title is pretty self-explanatory. I hope you like this chapter, as well as this entire story.
I want to say that my next three fanfictions are going to be very different from my previous stuff. There is not going to be much action in them. I have proved that I don't need to have an action packed story in order to make the story good. "The Stage" didn't have that much action, and it turned out a masterpiece. Hopefully "Crimson Day", "Return of the Lancer", and "The Final Chapter" will have that same magic.
Henriett woke up, got dressed, and went into the living room of her house. Even though it has been almost 26 years, she still wasn't used to waking up alone ev…
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Welcome to another fanfiction review. I'm going to be reviewing Zack Treadway's first fanfiction. I have very mixed feelings about this story. I personally think that the story is very raw, and a bit unfinished. It feels very rushed. It was Zack's first fanfiction, so I don't blame him for that. This story is also a bit weird because all of the chapters are on one blog post, unlike the rest of us that separate them, but that definitely makes this story unique.
I'm sorry, Zacky Boy, but I strongly dislike your character in this story. He is a terribly written character, and shows almost no personality. He's more of a machine than a human. I don't understand why he does the things that he does, and he isn't a believable character at all. He …Read more >
Some might call it foul on me spotlighting other people without consent, but this is still happening. Only those who I deem relevent or who I know well enough.
The Nameless Lancer- Nameless King (Dark Souls 3)
I wonder why.
Mordandesamen- Capra Demon (Dark Souls)
Both look neat and all, but the obvious is still obvious. Such as the demon relying on dogs, as Mordan relyies on these:👌👌👌.
Docter-Plague5113- The Devil (Cuphead)
Not gonna lie, I barely know the doc with the beak but I still like him a lot and hold him in high regard, so this is suitable.
Sanguine Regis- Judgement (Hyper light Drifter)
I hope I spelled this dudes name right. I don't know much about Regis, but I like him anyway.
VicVague- Grimm (Hollow Knight, The Grimm Troupe)
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Hair: Dark brown (Sometimes I dye it black) Short hair.
Past Serious Injuries: Breaking Left forearm. Dislocating left shoulder.
Birthdate: March, 16, 2002
Favorite Colors: Royal Blue, Deep Black, Dark Red
Place of Birth: Cincinnati, Ohio
Religion: Raised as a Catholic. Atheist/Nihilist
Favorite Food: Lamb, Ramen, Guacamole, Salsa, Tea, Coffee.
Favorite Music Genre: Hip/Hop
Favoirte Artists: LIL UZI VERT, 21 Savage, Kodak Black, Marilyn Manson and LIL PUMP.
Favorite Music Producer: Metro Boomin
Favorite Song: Rap Saved Me by 21 Savage
Favorite Book: The Arrival
Favorite Shows: Rick and Morty and Tokyo Ghoul.
Favorite Movie Genre: Horror
Favorite Holiday: Halloween
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Donald Trump’s hair
Edgar Allan Poe (the person, his writing is fine)
Hearing people say bad things about Avenged Sevenfold, Muslims, violent video games, and anything that I like.
Elder Scrolls Online
Ezio Auditore’s outfit in Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood.
That fucking Romeo and Juliet movie with those motherfucking garden gnomes.
The movie Zero Dark Thirty.
The Big Bang Theory
Most Disney kids shows.
Not being able to swear around my grandparents.
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Name: The Nameless Lancer (Did you really think that I was going to give you my real name?)
Birthday: May 8, 2001
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Place of birth: New Orleans, Louisiana, United States of America
Religion: I was raised Catholic, but lost faith in God when my mom died. I can be considered a Pagan due to my massive obsession with Greek Mythology.
Hobbies: Video games, YouTube, watching TV, reading, building things with Legos, listening to music, and writing fanfictions.
Favorite color: Crimson
Favorite movies: The Hitman’s Bodyguard, The Patriot, Lonesome Dove, Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
Favorite TV Show: Sons of Anarchy
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Here are the most impressive, catchy, most well recieved and most well known albums in the history of music
Not liking the album or artist is redundant
Opinion has nothing to do with reality
10. Dr. Dre - The Chronic
9. LIL UZI VERT - LUV is Rage 2
8. Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV
7. Eagles - Their Greatest Hits
6. Micheal Jackson - Thriller
5. AC/DC - Back in Black
4. Prince & the Revolution - Purple Pain
3. Pink Floyd - The Wall
2. Metallica - Master of Puppets
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Steampunk and Victorian are slightly similar, but not the same at all.
Imagine the military shooting up a bunch of beasts... then again, beasts could evolve to better fight us.
This wouldn't make a lot of sense, but it would still be slick as hell.
No great ones would dare fuck around with a bunch of black dudes.
They would whip out some wooden spears and clubs and their big black dicks and beat the shit out of everyone who isn't the same. This sounds familiar. ;)
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Blunderbuss and Axe
Witches of Hemwick
Climb, cut heads off, done.
Mergos Wet Nurse
Easily dodgable and punishable
Because I am faster than downs syndrome alien looking failed abortions
The bosses keep their attack patterns and such. But I hate no invincibility frames to use, as this is real life.Read more >
My room (conecticut)
My room (cincinnati)
The mall that I usually go to
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Food and anime
Culture and food
To see weird people do weirder things and food (I'm just kidding. But there is some weird shit going down there)
To prove that farms and grasslands outnumber urban areas
To prove that their is nothing special here
Hiking and camping
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Debating over the 2nd ammendment
My brother when he dresses in Vineyard Vines
Romeo & Juliet
Rednecks & Hillbillies
Orange Juice and Apple Juice
Washington & Oregon
People who call all anime fans "weebs"
Dogs (Dark souls and real)
I don't have a reason for this except I'm just salty.
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25 Years Later is the prologue to my sixteenth fanfiction, "Crimson Day". Yes. This story is named after an Avenged Sevenfold song. This story is the third to last chapter in "The Story of Harold Jenkins". This series has been truly amazing, so it is sad to know that it will be coming to an end soon, but all good things must end some time. As the title of this prologue suggests, this takes place 25 years and 11 months after the events of "The Stage".
The title of this story is extremely fitting. It all takes place in one day under a crimson sky. This story, as well as the next 2, will be returning to my original third person style of writing. This story follows Henriett when she is a 68 year old woman raising her two twin children by herse…Read more >
Amelia came at us without hesitation. She kept a gold locket in her hand at all times, as if it was precious to her, no it I reminded myself. It was no longer human and upon my duty as a hunter that thing had to die. I transformed my axe and ran at her yelling. Hoping to draw attention so Salem could focus on shooting it. The tactic worked like always and I smiled, this was going to be a smooth kill. She swiped her claw and I dove under her arm and crashed into her breast, axe and all. Crushing the tissue she screamed and caught a bullet or two, or ten in her gullet. I withdrew and regrouped with Salem, watching it fall. I thought it would end there but a golden aura radiated from her locket and it got back up. Now, Angry than all hell.
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This is the ending where Gehrman sperates you head from your shoulders and you wake up in Yharnam.
This is much Vietnam, where you wake up and will likely get stuff thrown at you by the angery people who deem the conflict to be "your fault", because how dare you fix other peoples issues and save everyone, you monster.
It's also like a kid being rescued by child services from an abusive household, adopted by and then beaten by another family. How fun...
Becoming a wheelchair bound man with nowhere to go is legitimatly hell. Plain and simple, this is the bad ending. I would seriously kill myself before taking this fate in reality.
Being a Great One likely means that you will be slaughtered by ano…Read more >
In my initial review for Shadow Over Yharnam Part 1, I said that the story was good, but could have been better, and that it was disappointing. At the time, I thought that the story didn't have enough action, had a bad ending, and that Harold was as accurate as a musket. So, Plague did a remaster of it, and that changes almost everything. The story is so much better now. The shitty epilogue is now cut content essentially, and chapter 3 is now completely different. This is great. Honestly, only one of my initial cons is still present in the story, but that's just because it is something that cannot be changed. I am really excited to do this review.
Because this isn't a normal review, it is going to be a little bit different. I'm going to ha…Read more >
First and foremost, my pieces of equipment are a bit scientifical and logical. Why don't I include Blacksky Eye or Kos Parasite? Aren't they my favourite weapons? I would love to, but this is the set THAT WE ARE ABLE TO REPLICATE IN THE WAKING WORLD (aka real life). And if I was sent to a fantasy world ( Bloodborne PLEASE) This is the set that would most likely to keep me alive, and well.
- Kettle Hat: Made from steel with a hardened surface. Extra Protection against war bow (Immune to Simon's Bowblade), even small bullets like Hunter Pistol would hardly penetrate it. It provides better comfort than the Helmet and its brim help the wearer stay dry in a rain.
- Hunter Garb: Common Hunter Garb, wear on top of all armour for the sake of appearance …
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Bloodborne has a lot of areas. The Hunter visits many different areas during the course of the game. I want to go over my ranking of every area. Every area has its pros and cons. There are 20 areas in the game, and all of them have some things that I enjoy, as well as some things that I dislike. Let's get started.
This is not going to be including Chalice Dungeons.
I hate this place for a few reasons. The biggest issue is the Frenzy. I can't even count how many times that I have died to that stupid Frenzy. The spiders are also really annoying. Fucking Edgar. I hate Edgar. He gets in your way, and he can kill you quickly with his stupid Rosmarinus thing. And the Dogs with Crow heads, and Crow with Dog heads? Really, FromSoft?! What’s the po…
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Henriett's Set is a custom attire, created by The Nameless Lancer. It is the set that Henriett will wear in "Crimson Day", as well as the two fanfictions after that. The robe part is supposed to resemble the robes that Altair Ibn la Ahad wears when exiled in Assassin's Creed: Revelations, but with the hood down. Don't be fooled, though. Even though this set looks like a cloth robe worn by an old woman, it is not bad in anyway. Here you go:
Henriett's Robe - The chest piece is a black robe with a black cape. There is also a hood, but Henriett doesn't wear it. The robe is also pretty dirty.
Henriett's Gloves - The gloves are black fingerless gloves that go about halfway to Henriett's elbow. They are very basic.
Henriett's Trousers - The trou…
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Three days prior to writing this, my brother and I went to Chipotle for lunch and afterwords we went to the gas station.
Typical day right?
He gets out of his car, puts in gas, gets some windshield whipper fluid and puts them in his car.
He puts the whipper fluid in his car and gets in. Can you guess what he forgot to do?
He forgot to take the gas pump out of the back... and began driving away...
We both are completely oblivious to what is about to happen also.
We drive away and as we are pulling out of the lot, people began yelling at us and pointing at our car, A dude my age runs up to our car and is like "DUDE, THE PUMP IS IN YOUR FUCKIN CAR!" Matthew (Brother) is like "WHAT" and the guy pull the pump out and hands it to me. I hold it and I j…Read more >
Trick Weapons are a Hunter's best friend. We all know that. They are essential to playing the game, and you won't get far without one. All trick weapons are good. Some, though, are better than others. I want to give my own personal ranking of every trick weapon in the game. This is my opinion, so you don't have to agree. If your favorite weapon is low on the list then, A: Find a better weapon, 2. I don't like it as much as you, or D. It's a Strength weapon. I prefer Skill weapons over Strength weapons, so a lot of Strength weapons are low on the list.
With the top 3 and bottom 3, you can rank them however you want. The top 3 are all amazing, and are downright overpowered if you give them enough love. The bottom 3 are all pretty shitty, and…Read more >
I have made maybe 90 chapters by this point. I haven't counted them yet, so I don't know exactly how many I've made. Apart from the chapters in "The Legend of Harold Jenkins, the Nameless Lancer", my chapters all have titles. I certainly have some really kick ass titles. But I also have some really bad chapters titles. I want to go over my ten best and worst chapter titles. For the best titles, it is very simple. If I think that it sounds cool, then it can be on this list. For the worst titles, if it sounds retarded, contradicts the chapter too much, or is just terrible in general, then it can be on this list. Let's get started.
Bloodless Healing. I actually kind of like this title, but I have to include this one to fill up this spot. The …
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I soon catch glimpse of the vile creature gorging on the blood-ridden corpse. It dugs its teeth into the body's belly and tears out internal organ with a possibly grin on its beastly face. Without a word, I lunge at the werewolf and with a swift strike from my transformed barbed whip, I make it bleed. I slash the creature multiple times and each time the barbed teeth of my Threaded Cane bite into the werewolf's teeth, its blood splatter the dusty, crumbling floor.Read more >
Stunned by my sudden assault, the werewolf runs towards the corner, howling and snarling angrily. I duck as It hurls an operatable at me. The table flies over me and knocks my horse hair peruke off my head. No one touches my peruke and lives! I close in for a belly kick and then …
"The Chronicles of Altair" is one of my two series of fanfictions, with the other being "The Story of Harold Jenkins". Altair's story is definitely more Bloodborne related. However, there are elements that make it non-canon. I want to say in advance that I will be changing and erasing some events in Bloodborne's story, both major and minor. The reason for this is because it wouldn't be a fanfiction if it was 100% accurate. I don't want to point any fingers, but someone (who I will refer to as the Unknow Person) has already complained about my stories being inaccurate. That person can go fuck themselves. Ah, I'm kidding, but the Unknown Person does piss me off sometimes, but not that often. I just want to go over what events that I will be …Read more >
I love music. Music is a very big part of my life. I want to go over my top ten favorite bands. This is 100% my opinion, so please don't yell at me if your favorite band is not on here. I love Heavy Metal, so almost all of the bands are here are metal bands. Let's get started.
"Five Finger Death Punch". That is an amazing name. The band is also pretty good. Ivan Moody's voice is really good. They are one of the heaviest bands ever, which is really cool. The drumming in their songs is great. The guitars sound great. The bass? I don't really know what that sounds like, so I can't really comment on that. My favorite Five Finger Death Punch Song is The Bleeding.
Volbeat is a Danish rock band. They are really good. I love the diversity. Sometime…
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No Escape is the eighth and final chapter of my fifteenth fanfiction, "Revenge of the Crow". This story has not been getting the reception that I was hoping for, which makes me very sad. Hopefully my next story will be more popular than this one. I have enjoyed making this story, but I don't think that people have enjoyed reading it very much. I've heard some very mixed opinions, and even some very strong complaints. Almost all of the criticisms are about chapter 4, but the other chapters haven't been very well recieved either.
I love all of my stories, no matter how shitty some of them are. "The Last Hunt", "Hail to the King", "The Fallen Lancer", "The Bleeding". Those are my four least favorites, but I still love them to death. I love "R…Read more >
Altair is a badass. He is my second fanfiction protagonist that has his own fanfiction series, and the second that survives more than one story. There are some interesting facts that I want to share about him. Like the interesting facts about Harold, some of these are not even stated in the stories, but are still present. The number one fact is very interesting. Here we go.
Some of the things in the Altair versus Harold list will be on this list.
Altair looks like Charlie Hunnam. I picture Altair like this for one reason: Altair is supposed to be a handsome young man, so him looking like Charlie Hunnam makes him fit that description. There are a few differences, though. Altair's hair is dark brown, and Charlie's hair is blonde. Altair also…
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Unholy Confessions is the seventh and penultimate chapter of my fifteenth fanfiction, "Revenge of the Crow". I know what you're probably thinking right now, but I have a reason. The title fits this chapter better than it fit that older chapter, honestly. This chapter has a really good twist. We all know that I am great at making twists. At least, I think that I'm good at making twists. You find out who has been attacking members of the School of Mensis. I hope you like it.
Before we begin, I have a very important announcement to make. It's about chapter 1 in this story, "An Uninvited Guest". I'm going to do a massive remaster of it. I want it to seem more like a party. It will happen after "Revenge of the Crow" is finished.
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Welcome to one of my ideas. I want to share an idea about a custom attire. It is called the “Blooded Lancer Set”. It is the set that Harold Jenkins wears in “The Iron Lancers”, “Hail to the Queen”, “Rise of the Reapers”, and “The Stage”. I want to go over the different pieces of the set. It is really cool. Most of the set is very torn and bloodstained. Here you go:
Hooded Knight Helm: The head piece is kind of like the Iron Banner helmet for the Hunter Class in year 2 of Destiny. The only difference is that there is a black hood on this helmet.
Blooded Lancer Garb: The chest attire is a combination of the Hunter Garb and Old Hunter Garb. It has the coat of the Hunter, and the cape of the Old Hunter. There is also a brown leather satchel worn…
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Cathedral of the Night is the sixth chapter of my fifteenth fanfiction, "Revenge of the Crow". Tell me in the comments how awesome that name is. In this chapter, Altair decides to take back something that he says in the previous chapter. I hope you like this chapter. To be honest, however, I don't think that people are liking this story. No one has said anything truly positive about it, at least. Eh. Whatever.
For anyone who thinks that Altair is too similar to Harold, this chapter will prove you wrong. Altair does something at the end of the chapter that Harold would never do.
After leaving Yahar'gul, Maria went back to her house, and I returned to the Workshop. Gehrman was sleeping at his little crafting table thing, and I sat down quiet…
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WARNING: This chapter contains some abusive elements. Please don't be like the psychopath villain to your significant other. Or anyone for that matter.
Eleanor's House, Yahar'Gul, 20 A.P.
Jack and Eleanor returned to Eleanor's new house and sat at the table. After some minutes of silence, Jack spoke, "Eleanor dear, don't pay any mind to what happened there-" Eleanor spoke over Jack, "That wasn't a hunt. I read about them in books. I know you partook in them. That was something else. That Alexander is a psychopath. I saw those Beast's eyes. They weren't full of malice until they looked apon the true monster." Eleanor then heard the screams of those Beasts again. She teared up and winced when she remembered the look on Alexanders face when he …Read more >
Bloodborne has one of the widest enemy varieties of any game that I have ever played. Almost every location has at least one unique enemy type. I want to share my ten favorite enemies. This is not going to be including bosses. Aside from that, any enemy can appear on this list.
Do keep in mind that this is the opinion of one person, so you don't have to agree with me. Every one of these will have a picture. Let's go.
I would love to hear what your favorite enemies are in the comments. This is my personal opinion, so it might be completely different from yours. If your favorite enemy isn't on here, then don't hate me.
This enemy is a classic. They are probably the most common enemy in the entire game. Huntsmen are pretty easy to kill, but t…
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Hello everyone! Some other people have been doing tons of top ten lists, so now I'm going to do one. But this won't be ranking the bosses of Bloodborne, this one will be ranking my antagonists. I don't know if you all agree, but I feel like I'm almost always great at creating a great villain. So now I'm going to rank them based on 5 aspects: Style, Relevance, Actions, Death, and Personality. These are ranked on a scale of 1 to 10. Enjoy!
I'm going to be completely honest: I don't know exactly why I created Sarina. I suppose I just needed a disposable villain. Her style is okay, with a jacket buttoned only twice, but other than that she doesn't really dress uniquly. She's a necromancer who works for the Moon Presence (a villain much higher o…
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I honor and understand his plight. I kill his in NG and let him like in NG+ and beyond just so I can get his stuff. I don't like his gun, because I don't like guns and especially large ones. I still parry with guns, but idk.
9. Father Gascoigne
Summoning this man to charge and uppercut enemies with the Axe is too awesome to watch. His fight is easy if you know what a gun is and he's just a cool guy.
8. Yamamura the Wanderer
The edgy samurai is pretty cool. He is literally Bloodborne's Marvelous Chester because he teases "Shadows Die Twice".
7. Gehrman, the First Hunter
Cool fight, but I dont give a shit about some old man who hates his life. but the fight redeems him.
6. Old Hunter, Henryk
This dude is pretty sweet. He has huge bloodting…Read more >
From my childhood to now
Nobody knows this show but me and my brother like it. It's kinda funny, the acting is fine, but it will never be great, but that's ok, cause I like it plenty.
9. Spongebob Squarepants
I had to. As the series progressed, it got less funny, but god knows Patrick Star was a fucking legend. Moment of silence. Now the show is a farm for 12 year old "dank memes".
8. Adventure Time
Jake was god while Finn was a little wuss. I loved the story and jokes and it never gets old. Good times.
7. Making Fiends
This and The Nightmare Before Christmas were my childhood. This show was the best. It was about a mean girl who was green who made monster in an attempt to kill the nice blue girl.
6. Family Guy
I don't like it much anymo…Read more >
I don't have an intro.
10. All My Chains by Lil Uzi Vert
9. UNDERDXSE by Scarlxrd
8. Erase Your Social by Lil Uzi Vert
7. Iced Out by Lil Pump
6. Out Of My League by Fitz and The Tantrums
5. Lonely by Kodak Black
4. Your Lost by Lil Uzi Vert
3. The Beautiful People by Mariyln Manson
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At this point, I will rank everything that comes to mind. Starting with the tenth most OP and working our way down.
These fat asses are blatantly unwanted company. They hit obnoxiously hard, but are mildly easy to stagger with large weapons. If you have very good reactions, you will do fine, but if you don't then you will get fucked up bad. Rarely you will find an extra fat ass who has such a fat ass that he has lost the ability and mental capacity to retaliate. He could start with purging a few times, that would be a way to manage to fight back.
These grubby handed, shrieking pedophiles like to carry a massive sack that apparently is filled with bricks or something, because it can one-shot low level players. They …Read more >
A Message is the fifth chapter of my fifteenth fanfiction, "Revenge of the Crow". I think that this chapter is pretty good. I hope you like it.
Before we begin, there is something that I need to make known to all of the people who read my stories. It's about the previous chapter, "Revenge of the Crow". There were a lot of complaints about it only being "one big sex scene". Guys, that was the point of the chapter. I gave a warning about sexual content before the chapter began, so you knew what was going to happen. All that it was meant to be was Altair and Maria getting it on. It was meant to be nothing more than that. There was a similar issue with Girl I Know from "The Iron Lancers". Both chapters were meant to be sex scenes. Please, just…Read more >
For the best affect, listen to this when Alexander begins his speech.
Mensis's Domain, Nightmare World, N/A
Eleanor sat up and sighed. She looked around at the massive library she was in. She walked out of a door and saw that the sky was green, as she expected. She walked into a throne room and found Mensis reading "How To Pick Up Fair Maidens" quite intently. He didn't have his mask on, and Eleanor was just now seeing his face. He had light brown hair, as well as a face that would be perfect if not for the scar that crossed the entire right side of his face. He looked up, started, and threw the book away, saying, "Eleanor! What a suprising visit! Might I ask the meaning of said visit?" Eleanor sighed and said, "I wanted to say thank you. Th…Read more >
A month ago, or something along those lines; The teaser trailer for From Software's new game released. All you know for sure is; Japan, and cables on a femur joint. I played Nioh and expect some mechanics from the 2016 game to be a part of S.D.T.
Expect to come back here and be like, holy crap Zack is an oracle. Lets begin.
I won't list death as a mechanic, that is already obvious without making it clear.
10. Weapon techniques
These will liekly become a much larger factor. It fits perfectly, perhaps you will have to learn them by doing something fairly easy. Either way, this would be a good thing to add.
9. Tons of side quests
Samurai in older Japan were like bodyguards or mercinary's, so this would make sense for you to be "hired" to assassina…Read more >
Yahar'Gul, 20 A.P.
Eleanor walked into James's old house, with Jack trailing behind her. He inspected it and said, "Well, James sure did well for himself didn't he?" Eleanor nodded and went to James's office, where Van Helsing was waiting for them. He said, "Eleanor, are you ready?" Eleanor said, "Yes. Let's get it over with." Van Helsing nodded, cleared his throat, and started reading James's Last Will and Testament:
I, James William Anderson, hereby record my last will and testament. I don't have a lot to give away, but hopefully my friends appreciate what they do get. First, I leave my house and everything within it to Eleanor, who was the last good thing I had left. To Harold Jenkins, wherever he might be, I leave him my twin-daggers. It…Read more >
I have horrible timing idk what is up with this table of contents but "hide" it please.
I got lazy in terms of doing this, and The Nameless Lancer who is basically untouchable when it comes to making shit and filled the slot I left open. As a result, I look like a tagalong and unoriginal. Goddamnit. Also I'm not doing pictures, because Source editer is so stupid. This wasn’t my idea technically, because everyone has thought of this, but Lancer filled the slot I left open because he has one thing that I don't, ambition. Are there feelings of jealousy and bitterness? Your damn right there are. Wouldn’t you? But that’s something between you and me. You might call it cheap to be naming people, but I don’t care, because I’m a…Read more >
I love boss fights. Every boss fight is unique in some way, and that is what makes them so great. I want to share my personal ranking of all 22 bosses in Bloodborne. This is not going to include the Chalice bosses, mainly because I haven't fought all of them yet. I do want the Platinum Trophy, so I will fight Queen Yharnam eventually. Some of the stand out Chalice bosses are the Undead Giant, Keeper of the Old Lords, Watchdog of the Old Lords, Headless Bloodletting Beast, and Queen Yharnam.
Keep in mind that this is the opinion of one person, so if you disagree with me, please don't hate me afterwards. I will have pictures for some bosses, but not for every boss. Here we go.
I wanted to give an honorable mention to The Bloody Crow of Cainh…Read more >