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  • The Nameless Lancer

    King's Fall is the fifth and penultimate chapter of my twelfth fanfiction, "The God King". This chapter is pretty interesting. 


    It took an entire week for my leg to recover. I told Gehrman than Mallakarth was a Kin, not a Great One. He then stood up, and offered to join Maria and I on our hunt. This was the first time the three of us had hunted together in a long time. Mallakarth would never stand a chance against the three of us. 

    We set out, and went to the place where he had attacked me and Maria before. It was highly likely that Mallakarth would be lurking nearby. Suddenly, Maria spotted him in the distance, watching us. He seemed to be on a mountain. We went toward his direction, arriving at his lair after a few hours of walking. Mallak…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Bloodless Healing is the fourth chapter of my twelfth fanfiction, "The God King". I know the name is bad, but it is accurate to the chapter. Enjoy. 

    The ending of this chapter is pretty funny. 


    I woke up in the Forbidden Woods. Mallakarth was gone, and Maria was tending my wounds. My armor was completely destroyed, with the lone exception being my helmet. I was injured really badly. Who would think that a dragon's tail could deal so much damage? Maria noticed that I was awake, and told me to not move too much. 

    Maria: Stay still. You don't want you injuries to get worse, do you? 

    I tried to say something, but my mouth was dry. Maria found some water, and helped me drink. Now that I was refreshed, I said the first thing that came to mind.

    Altair…


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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    Mensis's hunters raided Pthumeru mercilessly. Many Pthumerians attmepted to defend their homes and items, but they were slaughtered like cattle and thrown into the depths, which Mensis titled the Hintertombs. Meanwhile, back in Ihyll, what remained of the group watched as Mensis's second-in-command prepared the operation. His name was Leroy, and he didn't like what Mensis was doing, but Mensis was the one paying, so he listened. Van Helsing said, "So... Mensis, what's your plan?" Mensis looked at him and said, "Do you think I'm an idiot? Why would I tell you my plan?" Then one of Mensis's Hunters came up, the group was actually called the Domini Mors or Lords of Death, came forward and showed something to Mensis, saying, "I think this is a…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Blood of a Great One is the third chapter of my twelfth fanfiction, "The God King". This chapter is very good, and has a twist at the end. Our two heroes also encounter Mallakarth for the first time in this chapter. 

    I picture Mallakarth's voice sounding like Miraak's. 


    Upon leaving the Abandoned Old Workshop, Maria and I began our hunt for Mallakarth. We didn't know where he would be, but we would find him. If my theory is correct, Mallakarth's own blood should enhance my sword with the power to strike him down. When I told Maria this, she thought I was crazy, which I am. She was hoping that I was wrong, but I know I'm right. We will kill him. 

    Maria made me go to the Forbidden Woods with her, probably because that is where I died. I was…


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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    The group continued to delve deeper into Pthumeru. But some of them were growing madder and madder at the lack of findings. Finally, a scholar named Johnson shouted at Mensis, "Where the fuck are we going?! For all we know, you're leading us away from potential findings and towards death! How do we know that Ihyll holds this 'Old Blood'?" Mensis responded by grabbing Gehrman's pistol and shooting Johnson in the head. He then said, "Shall we continue on?" They eventually came into an arena, only to find a dead Pthumerian in flowing robes dual-wielding shotel-like blades. "He must have died from something..." Mensis said, "Let's continue on. We've entered Ihyll."

    The group continued and eventually came into a large chamber. In the center was …

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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Bloodborne Timeline

    January 19, 2018 by CuteLunaMoon

    First, this time line isn't 100% complete and correct, anyone can discuss and edit.

    More will be updated in the near future ^^


    Thousands of years ago

    - The Pthumerian discovered the Eldritch truth

    Result:
    • Inter-spiece marriage between the Great Ones and the Pthumerian ruling class

    Ring of Betrothal description: In the age of the Great Ones, wedlock was a blood contract, only permitted to those slated to bear a special child.

    • The Pthumerian built the tombs for the Gods that has fallen asleep in their death-like state

    Great Pthumeru Ihyll Chalice: This reveals that while early Pthumerians were mere humble guardians of the slumbering Great Ones, their descendants felt entitled to name themselves a leader.

    Some thousands of year later

    - The other Great …


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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    The members of the Pthumeru Expedition got prepared to plunge into the depths of an ancient city.  As Van Helsing was walking down a hallway, someone pulled him into a closet. Maria asked him, "What would you do if I let you pursue your romantic interests in me?" Van Helsing thought for a second, then said, "I would take you out for a night on the town, then hopefully get laid with you. Oh, and they're sexual interests, not romantic ones." He then tried to walk out of the closet, but then Maria pulled him back and kissed him, saying, "I love an honest man." Van Helsing then replied, "I'm only honest regarding some things." Maria said, "Some is enough." Van Helsing then winked and walked out with her. As he was walking, Gehrman said, "If yo…

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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    In this chapter, there will mostly be exposition. So don't expect much action. I am also introducing one of my own characters.


    When Van Helsing and Gehrman arrived at Byrgenwerth, they were led inside by a scholar. Inside, they saw Laurence sitting in a dark corner, as well as Willem coming down the stairs. A scholar named Yurie came forward and promptly slapped Helsing across the face. He winced and asked, "What was that for?" Yurie glared at him and said, "For my sister." Van Helsing then said, "Oh yeah. I remember her." Yurie than huffed off. Another scholar came forward, but this one was different. His robes were less flowing and were black with gold trim in ornate designs. He had a good-looking face and piercing green eyes. He also had…


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Chapter 2: First Blood

    January 18, 2018 by CuteLunaMoon

    Frederick IV Albert Von Mauve's Journal

    " Is there another way? Can I just buy it?" I ask the man after reading the contract. It is stated that if I want to receive treatment, I must become a... werewolf hunter.

    The old man lightly shakes his head. Seems like I have no choice but to accept this strange condition. After signing on the contract, I give it back to the Blood Minister and settle myself on the cold, dirty brass operation bed.


    "Good. All signed and sealed. Now let's begin the transfusion. Oh, don't you worry. Whatever happens... You may think it all a mere bad dream..."

    The anesthetic starts to take effect and the darkness closes in.

    I don't know how long I have been alseep but I wake up as I hear something scurrying nearby. It's real…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Shrouded in Darkness is the second chapter of my twelfth fanfiction, "The God King". Sorry if the previous chapter was boring, but this chapter will hopefully make up for that. I hope you llike this chapter. 

    Also, I introduce a Great One of my own design in this chapter. Well, it doesn't actually appear in the chapter, but it is mentioned. 


    Not long after my awakening, weird things started happening. The daylight went away sooner than it should everyday, dogs would be barking at nothing, and the people in Yharnam were acting weird. I thought that it had something to do with me, but I didn't know why. I had to talk to someone smart, but who? 

    Altair: Have you noticed anything strange recently? 

    Gehrman: It depends on what you are referring to,…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Grand Awakening is the first chapter of my twelfth fanfiction, "The God King". This story is a sequel to "Bloody Crow of Cainhurst". This is about Altair after waking up from the terrible dream. Enjoy. 

    This is not going to be as Bloodborne accurate as Altair's first story. 


    I woke up from the terrible dream. I never thought that I would be alive again. I had awoken. The Moon Presence kept its word. I have much to do now. 

    Gehrman told me that I didn't miss much when I was dead. That's good. I don't like missing any action. Maria said that she missed me, and I said the same to her. I hadn't seen someone not try to kill me in a while. 

    For weeks, I didn't sleep. I couldn't after being dead. I had a strange feeling that wouldn't go away. Geh…


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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    Well, I'm back. This will be the first story of Plague Tales Vol. 2 and I hope it does well. This story is set well into the past and keep in mind when you're reading this, this is my head canon. It should not be compared to the actual game canon at all.

    Sexual Content Ahead

    The door-bell was ringing. Ichabod Van Helsing woke up to the shrill and annoying sound. He sat up and hit the snooze button on his alarm clock on instinct. He then woke up and went to the door, getting dressed on his way. When he opened the door, he saw true evil. True evil had the face of a snake and a glint in his eye that made it look like he would murder you without hesitation. This evil was Laurence. Laurence looked at him and said, "Tough night Helsing? Well, Will…

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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Journal of viscount Frederick IV Albert Von Mauve

    The young fella, who previously hopped on the coach with me has fallen asleep. He had a look of a critical ill man. Pitiful lad. But I'm no different from him. The doctors in my city has stated that I was beyond saving. Charlatans! One day, words of a remedy in this city came to my father's ears and thus he sent his good-for-nothing second son to this God-forsaken land in order to prolong his meaningless life, or perhaps shorten. Before I go, Grand Duke Brisé of Nothingharm, a family friend, gave me a warning. " Twenty years ago, my daughter Luna went to Yharnam and never returned. I sent two search parties there the following year, but they found nothing. There was only rumours, some of wh…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Everybody knows that I have made a lot of fanfictions. Some are really good, and some are really not good. Most of my chapters are really good. But some are not great. I am going to go over my personal least favorite chapters. The only stories that don't feature a chapter on this list are "Bloody Crow of Cainhurst", because that story is perfect, and, hilariously enough, "Hail to the King" and "Hail to the Queen". Only two of my fanfictions have 2 chapters on this list. Let's get started. 


    This chapter isn't bad, but I'm including it because I needed a chapter to fill this spot. This chapter is very long, very descriptive, but it wasn't my best. Overall, not a bad chapter, but not a good chapter either. 


    A very average chapter. This was a ne…



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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Sororicide is the ninth and final chapter of my eleventh fanfiction, "Hail to the Queen". As the title suggests, this is not going to be a fun chapter. Harold does something that will change him forever, but you won't see the changes until a later fanfiction. 


    Elena and I fought. She seemed much more aggressive than usual. She used her agility to her advantage, and I could barely defend myself. If my right hand wasn't fucked up, then maybe I could fight better. The fight seemed indecisive for a long time. We were both getting very tired, hurt, and enraged. We had fought many times before, but we never resolved our conflicts like this. Elena seemed so determined to defeat me that she didn't really seem to care how much damage she was doing to…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    A Black Fate is the eighth and penultimate chapter of my eleventh fanfiction, "Hail to the Queen". In this chapter, Harold has to make the hardest decision of his life. I hope you like this chapter. 


    My injuries from my fight against the Dark Knight have almost recovered. My injured hand would definitely make me less effective in combat. At least I can still fight with my left hand. I had to be very careful in order to survive. The Dark Knight is dead, so that should make my life easier. Elena was still strong. I was not as strong as I once was. 

    I now knew how to get into the castle, so I can enter without any issues. I had no idea how many Darkblades were left, but I doubt Elena would send them to kill me. This was between me and her now.  …


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Young Girl's Quest

    January 13, 2018 by CuteLunaMoon

    Young Girl's Quest


    Disclaimer: I don't own these images. These images were on http://monsterboysandrobots.com/ 

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Sibling Rivalry is the seventh chapter of my eleventh fanfiction, "Hail to the Queen". The title is a massive understatement. Enjoy. 


    The Dark Knight charged at me, and I was unable to dodge in time. He uppercutted me, and I was thrown backwards. I didn't get up fast, but the Knight thought that it would be a better idea to walk over to me. After maybe 8 seconds, I got up, and we resumed fighting. The Knight was able to do back flips, whirlwinds, and jump almost 20 feet in the air, despite his armor seeming very heavy. I wasn't in my prime anymore. I'm getting too old for this shite. 

    I kept fighting, but the Dark Knight showed no sign of fatigue. I had to do this the hard way. I transformed my Burial Blade into scythe form, and fought harde…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Kill or Be Killed is the sixth chapter of my eleventh fanfiction, "Hail to the Queen". In this chapter, Harold does some morally questionable things. Enjoy. 

    While writing this chapter, I pictured Elena's castle like the Dark Souls 3 version of Anor Londo. 


    The rebellion had succeeded in gaining control of Corinth, but Elena's castle was still controlled by the Darkblades. It would take a much better force to attack the castle. The Darkblades don't know that I am the one who is leading the rebellion, and it has to stay that way. They didn't even know what I looked like, because none of them have seen me and lived. I always moved at night, to reduce the risk of getting spotted. 

    At nighttime, I was planning an attack on Elena's castle, and was…


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    This is far worse than the worst nightmare.

    " Mark my work, my dear Lissie. In a sword fight. the one who wins is the one who brought along a gun. And human tends to fear what they don't understand. And the last lesson:the biggest fear is fear the unknown... "  The kin's hideous voice echoes from the cave. I dare not to look back and try to climb out of the horrible river. The next thing I know is that I see my headless body collapses, and I'm submerged in the deep blood of the red river. I can not make a sound and everything is turning dark. But I guess It's better this way. I will be free from this horrible nightmare... My eyes have shut... Perhaps I would just wake up on my bed and find it was just a frightful nightmare... Oh yes, it mus…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    inFamous is the fifth chapter of my eleventh fanfiction, "Hail to the Queen". Can you tell me where the name of this chapter comes from? In this chapter, Harold has to make a lot of choices. I hope you like this chapter. 

    This chapter is similar to the first Assassin's Creed and inFamous games. 


    After learning that Elena doesn't care about her city, I vowed to stop her. The Darkblades have ruled this city for a long time, but only cared about themselves. That changes today. 

    I asked a citizen how I could help the city, and he told me that I had to destroy the Darkblades, and lead a rebellion against the Queen. That might work. After all, being a leader is one of the many things that I am good at. 

    There are several different districts in this …


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Dark Revelations is the fourth chapter of my eleventh fanfiction, "Hail to the Queen". This chapter doesn't have the action that the previous chapter has, but this is still an important chapter. Let's get started. 

    Actually, this chapter is completely devoid of any violence. And now I'm mad at myself for using the word "devoid". I just said it again. 


    I woke up in a bed in Elena's castle. I noticed how tattered and bloody my outfit had become. Both of my hands were chained to the bed, which sucked. I looked up, and saw that the Dark Knight was watching me sleep. Creepy bastard. 

    Harold: Why are you watchin' me sleep, you son of a bitch? 

    He said nothing. Five minutes later, Elena and Alak-Hul came into the room. Elena was wearing a brown robe …


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Welcome to another fanfiction review. I am going to be reviewing "Shadow Over Yharnam Part 2" by Doctor-Plague5113. This story is really great. Plague said several times that it would be better than part 1. Is it? Kind of. It is his best story? Not even close. Will it get a perfect score? No. This story seems very generic at times, which does take something away. 

    This story does have more action than the previous story, but that's not very notable. The story is kind of all over the place. Some chapters are all action, so chapters are boring, and some chapters have absolutely nothing happening. I don't really feel attached to the new character, Van Helsing. He acts like a child on the playground, seems to take nothing seriously, and he says…

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  • Loki42

    Weisse Des Frostes P11

    January 10, 2018 by Loki42

    “Oh look a beast.” It turned towards me growling. “Here doggy-doggy” I made gesturing motions, it charged and was promptly shot by Salem. “Did you see it’s head?!” I said laughing “It was like plllt, Oh my god!” “I’m glad you think it’s funny, next time I won’t be there to save your stupid ass.” “Come on don’t be like that!”

    He Ignored me and we headed down more stairs, a ladder until finally we came to a door that had an old note on it that read “Hunters not wanted here.” “I take it as we’re not going to listen” he nodded and pushed the door open, To reveal blinding light and the smell of charred corpses. We took a step outside and we were immediatly greeted by Djura’s voice. “Hey you hunters, didn’t you see the warning? Turn back” I looke…

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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    The group turned around to see the Moon Presence clapping, while also holding Eleanor. It said, "Well done everybody. I'm actually impressed. Now, to business. Jack, you still owe me something. I want into your mind." Jack replied, "Why should I let you into my mind? And what are you doing with my daughter?" The Moon Presence chuckled and replied as it held a claw up to her head, "Why, she's collateral. You don't uphold your end of the bargain, I'll take all you have left." Jack took off his mask and said, "All right. I'll do it as long as you don't harm her." James looked behind the Moon Presence and saw Van Helsing walking back. Van Helsing paused, then sat down and took some food item from his cloak and started eating. The Moon Presence…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Hail to the Queen is the third chapter of my eleventh fanfiction, "Hail to the Queen". This chapter has probably my best twist ever. Either this chapter or "Immortalized" has the best twist. I hope that you are ready. 

    This chapter is mostly a very intense duel. 


    I waited until nighttime before leaving the inn. I returned to the rooftop where I looked at the Queen's castle from before. I analyzed it even more, but couldn't see a viable entry point from where I was. After analyzing the situation for three minutes, I heard footsteps behind me. 

    I quickly turned around, and saw a giant man standing there. He was wearing very intimidating black armor with a lot of spikes on it, and was carrying a large black sword and shield. The Dark Knight was …


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  • CuteLunaMoon

    "Go now....>cough

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    A Blade in the Dark is the second chapter of my eleventh fanfiction, "Hail to the Queen". This chapter is really good. Enjoy. 


    I went towards the Queen's castle, and was very impressed. It was massive. I wondered how I was going to infiltrate the damn place. I could go through the front door, but that wasn't the smarted decision. Maybe there was a way to get onto the roof, and enter through a window. I decided that now wasn't a good time. 

    As I headed back towards the inn I was staying in, I heard a loud bell sound coming from behind me. That was not a good thing. Someone must have seen me, and sounded the alarm. I started running. I climbed onto a rooftop, and waited. As I had suspected, a few men riding horses came from the castle. They we…


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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    James walked up the steps of the Grand Cathedral, hoping Legion was where he should be. Two hunters stood guard at the door and they ran to confront him. But when they saw his mask, they backed off. James however, killed them anyway. He opened the doors to behold a group of hunters holding torches, and when he passed they used those torches to light braziers. He ascended the final flight of stairs to behold Legion's makeshift throne room. Legion sat on his throne and spoke as James approached, "I suppose you're here to inflict bloody vengeance for Elizabeth's death?" James replied with, "Legion, your life is mine. And I have arrived to claim it." Legion laughed at this and said, "You? Kill me? Do you know how many warriors stronger than yo…

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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    James burst out of the door to see Plague and Legion holding Elizabeth, who struggled and looked at James with pleading eyes. Legion nodded to Plague and he stepped forward saying, "James, I'm sorry it had to come to this. If there were any other way, I would do it. But unfor... Why is that man playing hopscotch?" James sighed and turned around and saw Van Helsing hopping on one leg down the sidewalk. When Van Helsing got to them, he said, "That, is complete and utter bullshit. You know you hated James for robbing you of your one and only heart and shit like that. That's why you made a deal with the Moon Presence." Plague looked taken aback, so Legion spoke, "Plague, kill the girl. Kill the girl and Amelia will be restored." Legion handed …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Leaving Yharnam is the first chapter of my eleventh fanfiction, "Hail to the Queen". This story takes place after Doctor-Plague5113's story "Shadow Over Yharnam Part 1". This story has several great twists. I hope you like this story. It is not going to be like my fourth fanfiction, "Hail to the King". 


    After recovering from the injuries given to me by the Moon Presence's servants, I had to leave Yharnam, and wait to things for slowly unfuck themselves before coming back. I went back home, and talked to Henriett. 

    Harold: Henriett. We need to leave Yharnam. Now. 

    Henriett: What are you talking about, Harold? 

    Harold: I cannot recieve another injury like that. We have to go, and come back when it is safe. 

    Henriett: Where can we go? 

    Harold: We c…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Do the Ends Justify the Means? is the sixteenth and final chapter of my tenth fanfiction, "The Iron Lancers". The previous chapter ended in a not very obvious cliffhanger, so this will reveal what happens next. I hope you like this chapter. 


    I stabbed my Burial Blade into the ground, barely missing Ptolemy's head. He looked up, surprised that I had spared him. I reached out my hand. 

    Harold: Peace. 

    Ptolemy grabbed my hand, and I helped him up. He seemed very confused. 

    Ptolemy: Why? 

    Harold: Your death will give me nothing. 

    Ptolemy: Thank you. 

    Harold: They say betrayal can never be forgiven, but I have learned several times that that is untrue. I've been betrayed several times, but have almost always forgiven the traitor. I have betrayed a few…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    War in Our Blood is the fifteenth and penultimate chapter of my tenth fanfiction, "The Iron Lancers". This chapter is badass. Enjoy. 


    After our meeting with Ptolemy, Pale and I prepared to finish this war. Ptolemy wanted people, but he will never have peace. There can only be war, or victory. Despite our small number of people, we knew that we could win. Numbers don't always tell the full story. 

    We went back to the Abandoned Prison to see if we could find anything valuable. There was a decent amount of weapons, and we took everything. I noticed that my old Yahar'gul attire had been taken, but my iron gauntlet, helmet, and boots were still there. I found my Burial Blade and Piercing Rifle, so I was ready for combat. I also decided to look fo…


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  • Loki42

    Weisse Des Frostes P10

    January 8, 2018 by Loki42

    “So what brings you to yharnam?” “My Buisness is my own.” “Oh, so what brings you to yharnam?” Salem turned around again with that astonishing speed, keep in mind that were doing this in the oedon chapel right in front of the dweller. “Who’s there a hunter? Sorry the incense must have mask-“ “Nobody’s here just your imagination!” I hollered “Listen, mutual survival is what we agreed upon” Salem whispered. “We never agreed on anything! You just stared at me like a shy schoolboy and told me your name!” He looked at me for the longest time, “You were put on this earth to annoy the shit out of me.” “Yes Sir!” I did a little salute thing that was mocking in nature. He made a frustrated noise and attempted to open the door to the right of the st…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Hunting the Traitor is the fourteenth chapter of my tenth fanfiction, "The Iron Lancers". This chapter has a pretty good twist. Enjoy. 

    There is a good amount of language, comedy, and even a reference to someone else's fanfiction. The hunt for the traitor doesn't last very long. 


    We began our hunt for Ptolemy's informant. Pale and I knew that the informant would be close to Ptolemy's fortress. We headed there, and tried our best to stay out of sight. When we got there, we were actually approached by an enemy soldier who was carrying a small book. 

    Iron Lancer: Harold Jenkins and Weisse. You are on the guest list. Ptolemy is waiting for you. 

    Harold: You better not be leading us into a trap, motherfucker. 

    Iron Lancer: I'm not. Go on in. 

    Pale an…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    No Mercy is the thirteenth chapter of my tenth fanfiction, "The Iron Lancers". I am back in school today, so expect alot of chapters to be out soon. This chapter is really good. Enjoy. 

    There is a very epic battle in this chapter. This is an extremely violent chapter. 


    We left Ancrya, and were prepared to continue the war. We were able to get some weapons in Ancrya, so we were ready for battle. There were only 80 of us, which definitely wasn't enough for a large scale battle. We had to use the element of surprise to stand any chance against the Iron Lancers. I wasn't sure how well the prisoners who escaped with us would fare in combat, but I had no choice other than to believe in them. Brutus, Arminius's bodyguard, seemed ready for combat du…


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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    Doctor Plague stood above James, his Church Pick poised above his head. "Plague, please listen to me. I didn't mean to kill Amelia." Plague hesitated, then impaled James with the Church Pick. James woke up in a sweat and noticed he was in a grand bedroom. He got up and found his clothes nicely folded. He put them on and went outside into a parlor. There, the hunter that saved him was waiting for him. The hunter said, "Good morning sleeping beauty!" James was rather taken aback by this and asked, "Who are you?" The hunter thought for a second, then replied, "The name's Van Helsing. I can't remember my first name. I think I found the Eldritch Truth, but I don't remember that either. But, I'm probably insane." James then said, "Why did you sa…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    I’m going to tell you about a faction that I made up. It is called the “Kinslayers”. Care to make a guess what the purpose of the group is?

    You can join the Kinslayers by going to a location that I will make a blog post about in the future. You will eventually get to a room with a door similar to Brador’s cell. When you approach the door, the Nameless Lancer will speak to you. He says this: “Stop! You are trespassing in a sacred place. Unless you want to join my organization, leave this place and never return.” You are given 2 options. You can leave, or ask about his organization. If you choose the first option, he says this: “Thank you. This place is too important to me. Don’t come back without a valid reason.” If you choose the second opt…

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  • CuteLunaMoon

    It's been a year since I was in this nightmare. The Sedative kept me sane but wasn't without its side effect. I have become somewhat drawn to warm blood like a beast. Luna was kind enough to provide me with blood from her hunt. However, she did not take blood herself. That's odd. Everyone I knew in Yharnam gave in their natural instinct. They use blood, trade blood and will do anything to have more blood. Now I see why they treasure it so... The sweet blood...

    Last month Luna disappeared for two weeks then returned with a mystery and somewhat secretive attitude. After making it back, she conducted many blasphemous and dubious experiments upon which she claimed could augment her strength and allow her to commune with the cosmos. She laughs f…

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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    You Should Probably Know That This Chapter Gets Graphic. Violently, Not Sexually.

    James awoke in Yahar'Gul. He had expected to awaken in the Valley, but he didn't. He got up, then noticed something was off. Most of Yharnam was in flames, and it seemed only chaos ruled the streets. James saw words drawn on the walls that said, "The Doctor shall lead us to Legion, and we shall be reborn by His hand." James pondered that for a second, then noticed a small army of thugs coming towards him. He could hear them whispering things like, "The Ripper has returned." and "Now we rip him apart!" They suddenly charged at James, who retaliated. He sliced many of them open with his knives, and when they broke, he resorted to other methods. He sliced one hun…

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  • Doctor-Plague5113

    Before we start, I would like to say that I'm sorry if my last story didn't meet your expectations. I will try to make up for it here. This prologue takes place after the story, hence the title it has on my profile.

    Eleanor looked at James in disbelief. She said, "But how did you end up so far back in time? It couldn't have been Legion's doing. Or that of the Moon Presence." James, now much older, replied, "I don't know how it happened. All I know was that I seemed to be in my worst nightmare, and that I will never go back to the Isz Gravestone." Eleanor then said, "So, my father was evil? You've portrayed him in many different ways, but I can't believe he would become a villain." James looked down and said, "People do bad things when they …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Girl I Know is the twelfth chapter of my tenth fanfiction, "The Iron Lancers". I am really proud of this chapter. Enjoy. 

    Also, this is definitely my most sexually explicit chapter. 


    After escaping from prison, me, Pale, and the rest of the prisoners went to Ancrya. Pale and the others went to the inn there, but I had to keep my promise to Arminius. I asked a guard where I could find Samantha, and he told me where to go. It was a whore house. God dammit. Before entering, I whispered to myself. 

    Harold: Henriett, I'm sorry. 

    I went into the building, and was actually kind of surprised. There were a lot of very pretty women wearing almost nothing, some men flirting with them, and the building smelled like flowers. This should be interesting. A w…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Boss Fight Idea

    December 29, 2017 by The Nameless Lancer

    I love boss fights. My favorite boss in Bloodborne is Lady Maria, and my least favorite is the Witches of Hemwick. I would like to design my own boss fight. The boss is The Nameless Lancer, obviously. He uses the weapon and attire that I described in my previous blog posts. There are 2 phases of the fight. Let's get started. 


    There is a cutscene before the fight begins. In the cutscene, the Hunter walks into a large Colosseum, and looks around. Suddenly, he spots the Nameless Lancer sitting in the middle of the arena. The Hunter approaches him, and the Lancer turns to face the Hunter. He then stands up and says "You should not have come here warrior. The only thing that you will find here is death. Turn back now." The Hunter doesn't listen …


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Great Escape is the eleventh chapter of my tenth fanfiction, "The Iron Lancers". I decided to publish this early because I couldn't fall asleep. Enjoy this chapter. 

    Also, I had to type this on my kindle fire, so this is not going to be pefect. Here we go.


    I was ready to escape. Now, I just needed to wait until the time was right. That could take a while. I was very impatient. For 3 weeks, there was no progress. There was always a guard in the room, so I couldn't make my escape. That's when I made a plan. 

    The day of my escape, I told Pale my plan. She was hesitant, but I told her that it was something that she does all the god damn time. She accepted that. 

    That night, the time had come. At midnight, I started yelling like I was in pain. …


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    In Bloodborne, there are a lot of weapons. Some weapons like the Burial Blade, Chikage, Rakuyo, and Saw Cleaver are absolutely perfect. Weapons like the Tonitrus, Kirkhammer, and Threaded Cane don't deserve to exist, and should be erased from history. I would like to make my own weapon. It is very similar to the Bloodletter, but has some very important differences. The weapon is called "Wrath of the Lancer". It drops from the boss fight I designed against The Nameless Lancer.

    The Wrath of the Lancer starts out as a one handed mace that is similar to the Bloodletter's one handed form. It looks different, but has a similar move set. It scales with Strength, and is very powerful. 

    When transformed, the Hunter casts a spell on the mace, causing …

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    The Enslaver’s Set is a custom attire set created by The Nameless Lancer. This set is super fucking cool. It is totally something that I would wear. In terms of stats, this set is overpowered. You get this set from a questline that I will make a post about in the future. In that questline, you meet a guy named Argus, who wears this set. 


    • The Enslaver's Beast Hide - The head piece is essentially a version of Brador’s Testimony that is black instead of blue. Also, the right antler is broken in half, like when Brador is in his cell. Also, I would like to have a black t-shirt wrapped around the head to make it look like a ninja mask. 
    • The Enslaver's Garb - The chest attire is pretty much a tattered version of the Hunter Garb, with the addition of…

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  • CuteLunaMoon

    Ever since Mona- the healing church hunter, moved in, our stored meat has shrunken fast. I often go out hunting, but recently it has not been very successful since the rat population has decreased quite fast. On the outside, the weather has come back to its normal state. When I was walking in the Lumen flower garden, I figured out that the snowstorm in fact warded off the secret group of Ritual Blood harvesters.

    Yesterday I found a batch of onions growing wild amidst the crumbling foundation of a farm outside Hemwick Charnel Lane. I plant some in my garden, which has increased much in size and decide to use the rest for today lunch. I heat up twelve ounces of rat fat and fifteen tablespoonfuls of flour. While I am stirring the flour so tha…

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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Chained in Hell is the tenth chapter of my tenth fanfiction, "The Iron Lancers". This is one of the best chapters in the story. I hope you like it as much as I do. The name is also badass. 


    We were imprisoned for 10 months. Being imprisoned nearly drove me insane, but I was able to keep myself under control. We were let out of our cells for 2 hours everyday, but we could only socialize with other prisoners. We weren't allowed to bathe, so I smelled like shit. The food in jail was terrible, since the only thing we were given was bread. We were also given warm milk, which tasted like shit. I wasn't allowed to cut my hair, or put it in a ponytail like I always have it in. Life in jail was difficult, but manageable. 

    One day, I decided to try to…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Goddamned is the ninth chapter of my tenth fanfiction, "The Iron Lancers". This chapter is going to surprise you. Then again, the title of the next chapter might give away something. Enjoy this chapter. 

    I really like the term "God Damn". Too bad I already have a chapter called "God Damn". 


    We charged the fort, getting through the destroyed gate easily. We got shot at by the enemy, but they can't aim for shit. I told Pale to take care of anything outside, and that I was going to find Ptolemy. She took care of it. I entered the main building of fort, and found Ptolemy. He was ready to fight me. 

    Harold: This time, old friend, you will not escape from me. 

    Ptolemy: You are right, Harold. 

    Harold: This ends. Now. 

    We fought. The fight was almost ex…


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  • The Nameless Lancer

    Civil War is the eighth chapter of my tenth fanfiction, "The Iron Lancers". Enjoy. 

    Harold does some pretty evil things in this chapter. But everything he does is necessary. 


    I lead the last loyal Lancers to war against Ptolemy. The war ahead of us was going to be very difficult, since we don't have as many soldiers as Ptolemy does. But with how little garrison Ptolemy left in each of the forts, we should be able to regain alot of territory. The civil war has begun. 

    The first battle was at the nearest fort, which was 2 miles away from the first one. This one had just as many Lancers, but they saw us coming, so we couldn't take the stealthy approach. Our larger force proved very effective in clearing out the fort. The last 10 enemies surrende…


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