The movie “The Other Guys” (the only bad Mark Wahlberg movie)
Turn: Washington Spies (Why is it called “Turn” when there are no zombies?)
My fifth, sixth, and seventh grade literature/reading teacher
Being lied to
Not being told things
Having to drink water (it tastes like NOTHING)
The Orphan of Kos
The Bed of Chaos
The book “Banner in the Sky” (the worst book ever)
Almost every ending in Soulsborne
Winter Lanterns (I want to give her a hug, but the game won’t let me. It’s not fair!)
Toddlers who act like they know shit
Having to repeat myself more than once.
When people spell or pronounce my last name wrong.
When movies end in pointless cliffhangers.